Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1052 - 497: Crushing the Genius

Chapter 1052: Chapter 497: Crushing the Genius

The steps of the Sky-reaching Tower were only half a meter wide, so it was impossible for everyone to gather together—they had to line up to talk.

Ai Xuyue tiptoed, looking up, wondering what Lin Baici and the others were doing.

Gu Qingqiu looked at Lin Baici, then at the fruit sandwich he had conjured in his hand, with a suspicious gaze, thinking that this guy was not the playful type, so he must have a certain purpose for doing this.

Hua Yue Yu wanted to raise her hand, to tell Lin Baici that if no one else wanted to eat, she would be willing to try.

"Haha, I guessed right, didn’t I?"

Xia Hongyao stood with hands on her hips, wearing a proud expression that screamed, ’I’m awesome, come on and praise me.’

"Yes, yes, you’re amazing!"

Lin Baici passed the fruit over, "Do you want to eat it?"

"I don’t eat durian!"

High Ponytail immediately refused.

"I’ll do it!"

Hua Yue Yu gave a sweet smile, reaching out to take it, "This method of eating is actually quite novel, using the flavors of lemon and passion fruit to mask the unique smell of durian, and with the addition of avocado, it should make for quite a decent diet meal."

Zhang Hao sized up Hua Yue Yu.

This girl obviously liked Lin Baici, no question about it.

Talk about humble, in order to please Lin Baici, she’d even eat this stuff, and she was even helping him come up with excuses.

But looking at Lin Baici’s looks and physique, coupled with his strength, if she herself wasn’t a God Hunter, she’d probably chase after him in the same way.

"I absolutely won’t disappoint you!"

Lin Baici handed the fruit sandwich to Little Merperson.

"Hey, hey, are you serious?"

Xia Hongyao was shocked to see Hua Yue Yu really going to eat it, "The senses of taste and stomach are your own; don’t torture them!"

"Now that supplies are scarce, don’t waste!"

After Hua Yue Yu finished speaking, she stuffed the durian into her mouth.

Good lord!

That taste, it’s indescribable.

Passion fruit and lemon are also fruits with a strong scent, but they were totally incapable of suppressing the smell of durian; this thing must be the fruit of the devil, right?

Hua Yue Yu chewed twice, and the sticky texture almost made her want to vomit.

"Don’t spit it out, swallow it!"

Lin Baici hurriedly urged.

Upon hearing this, Hua Yue Yu mustered her strength to swallow the fruity mixture in her mouth.

"Eat a few more bites!"

Lin Baici encouraged.

Hua Yue Yu’s lips moved, and in the end, she said nothing, trying hard to squeeze out a smile for Lin Baici, and started earnestly eating the fruit sandwich in her hand.

"..."

Ai Xuri nudged his sister, signaling her to see the man’s true colors.

This was just too sadistic.

Could it be that he gets pleasure from watching beauties eat durian?

Of course, there was another possibility; he was PUA-ing (pick-up artist techniques) this girl, training her level of obedience.

"What are you eating there?"

Long Miaomiao wanted to try.

Fang Mingyuan sat on the steps, munching on a watermelon.

"How does it feel?"

Lin Baici asked with a smile, then made another one.

"It’s unpleasant at first, but once you accept the taste, it’s actually not bad."

Hua Yue Yu picked the nice words to say, she actually wanted to rinse her mouth, but there was no water.

"Really?"

Xia Hongyao didn’t believe it.

"Why don’t you give it a try and find out?"

Lin Baici passed the fruit sandwich over.

"I’m not eating it, how is the taste any different from licking a man’s foot?"

Xia Hongyao shook her head.

"What kind of bizarre comparison is that?"

Zhang Hao burst out laughing but was also curious, "Have you ever licked a man’s foot?"

"Why would I lick that for no reason?"

Xia Hongyao rolled her eyes.

"Hehe, Red Medicine, if you live stream, no matter if you’re barefoot or in stockings, there will definitely be plenty of men licking their screens!"

Hua Yue Yu glanced at High Ponytail’s Big Bear, inviting, "How about it? Are you interested in coming to my live broadcast room as a guest once..."

Hua Yue Yu hadn’t finished the word "guest," when she suddenly saw the expressions on Xia Hongyao and Gu Qingqiu’s faces turn grave.

"Ah, it’s okay if you don’t want to come, don’t be mad!"

Hua Yue Yu quickly apologized.

"No, it’s your head..."

Xia Hongyao exclaimed.

"Ah? What’s wrong with my head?"

Hua Yue Yu felt her heart lurch, instinctively reaching to touch her head.

Snap!

Lin Baici grabbed Hua Yue Yu by the arm.

"Ah? My hand..."

Hua Yue Yu gasped in shock; her hands were starting to disappear from the fingertips, spreading up her arms, disappearing quickly as if being fed into a shredder.

"What’s going on?"

Xia Hongyao looked concerned, "Little Linzi, what’s happening here?"

Gu Qingqiu crossed her arms, wearing an ’I knew it’ expression.

Zhang Hao was astonished, sizing up Lin Baici, the fruit sandwich he made surely had a problem.

Lin Baici felt troubled; it’s difficult to pull one over on smart people—no matter what you do, it’s easy to get caught.

But High Ponytail was better—simple and adorable.

"Don’t panic!"

Lin Baici tried to calm Hua Yue Yu, "No matter where you end up, don’t run about, just wait for us!"

"Mhm, mhm!"

The Little Merperson nodded.

"Red Medicine, you eat it quickly, go protect her!"

Lin Baici stuffed the fruit sandwich into Xia Hongyao’s hands.

"Oh, oh!"

High Ponytail, when it came to friends, would go through fire and water for them, and now she didn’t mind the smell of durian. She took the fruit from Lin Baici’s hand and stuffed it into her mouth, chewing a few times before swallowing it.

"Small Fish, don’t be scared, I’m coming!"

Xia Hongyao spoke indistinctly as her mouth was full.

In less than ten seconds, High Ponytail finished a palm-sized portion of the fruit, and then she began to be teleported.

"What’s happened?"

Yang Zhi couldn’t see anything from the bottom.

"Cough, cough!"

Lin Baici cleared his throat and analyzed with an air of seriousness, "It seems that eating mixed fruit can teleport people to the top of the tower!"