Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1049 - 495: Tower Rush_2

Chapter 1049: Chapter 495: Tower Rush_2

"I can eat, especially these red grapes, so sweet."

Little Fatty Sister squatted on the ground, picking up fruit to eat.

"Miaomiao, don’t eat things recklessly, you could die!"

Fang Mingyuan was shocked.

"Courting death!"

Ai Xuri curled his lip, a face full of sarcasm, such a woman who can’t even control her desire for food is not long for this world.

"I really can eat!"

Dragon Miaomiao got half a watermelon and hurriedly stretched her hand inside to scoop out some flesh and stuffed it into her mouth.

As her teeth bit down, the sweet watermelon juice immediately squeezed out from the flesh, engulfing her small tongue.

So sandy! So sweet!

This was definitely a gratifying melon!

Dragon Miaomiao looked down, searching for the other half.

High above, the airflow was strong, dispersing the stinky, green durian mist.

On the steps, it was a mess, filled with remnants of fruit, different fruity juices intermingling, flowing down the steps like blood.

Xia Hongyao had killed many fruit monsters; from her knees down, she was buried in them.

"Red Medicine, Bai Ci, are you hurt?"

Hua Yue Yu was worried.

"I’m fine!"

Xia Hongyao picked up a peach to observe, asking Gu Qingqiu, "Want to eat?"

"Should be okay to eat!"

Lin Baici still remembered the Eater God’s remark, it had said that the Sky-reaching Tower would air-drop some ’food’ each day, these fruit monsters must be it.

There might be some side effects, but Lin Baici would definitely not be affected; after all, his stomach could even digest God’s bones.

"Eat, what choice do we have?"

Gu Qingqiu squatted on the ground, looking for good-quality fruit.

The blazing sun overhead baked them as they walked for several hours in temperatures over 40 degrees; they were not just thirsty, they were nearly sun-dried, and right now nobody cared about the consequences, it was time to eat first.

There were many sliced fruits on the ground; everyone picked the juicy ones to eat.

Lin Baici was cautious, he took out a bottle of water from the Black Tripod Bowl and tasted it.

Unfortunately,

it still tasted like sewage.

"Xiao Bai, here!"

Hua Yue Yu handed Lin Baici a piece of watermelon, holding a survival knife and picking off the watermelon seeds.

"You eat it!"

Lin Baici picked a few grapes, tossing them into his mouth.

Whoa!

So sweet it almost hurt his teeth.

"Xiao Bai, how many containers do you have? Try to carry as much fruit as possible?"

Zhang Hao called out.

Though the fruit they took might spoil quickly, they had to try.

"I got it!"

Lin Baici took out three 30L cooling boxes, passing two of them to Hua Yue Yu, "Give these to Zhang Hao!"

"Having space forbidden items really is luxurious, daring to carry anything!"

Zhang Hao was envious.

Lin Baici actually had two more car fridges, but they were too heavy to carry, and he wasn’t sure if the food would spoil if stored inside the Black Tripod Bowl.

After eating the fruit, everyone rested a bit and then set off again.

They had walked for about half an hour when the big auntie suddenly cried out anxiously,

"I think I’ve gotten fatter!"

"What happened?"

Lin Baici halted, "Everyone, wait!"

God Hunters usually had excellent physiques and wouldn’t gain weight rapidly, even with overeating.

"It’s rule pollution!"

Zhang Hao observed the big auntie; she had gotten rounder, her clothes stretching tight against her body.

The big auntie also noticed that she had gotten quickly fatter because her clothes felt uncomfortable.

This statement made everyone tense up.

"Those fruits must be inedible, right?"

Yang Zhi regretted.

"Everyone check yourselves, see if there’s any problem?"

Lin Baici called out and turned, "Small Fish, stay against the wall, I’m going to check below!"

"Be careful!"

Hua Yue Yu stood by the wall, letting Lin Baici brush past her.

Fortunately, the female broadcaster was petite; if it had been Dragon Miaomiao, that Little Fatty, Lin Baici would have had to climb over her head to get by.

"Are you feeling uncomfortable anywhere?"

Lin Baici inquired.

The big auntie had turned utterly plump, her cheeks full, like a large dish.

"No!"

The big auntie shook her head, "It’s just hot, and I’m panting a little when I walk!"

"Brother Lin, my brother’s gotten thinner!"

Ai Xuyue came over, reporting in a panic, "He’s shrunk by two sizes!"

"Eating dragon fruit makes you gain weight!"

"Eating kiwifruit makes you lose weight!"

"Eating bananas gives you diarrhea!"

The Eater God commented.

"Are there any other effects?"

Lin Baici asked himself. If it was just getting fatter or thinner without other side effects, then he could let it slide, but this banana definitely couldn’t be eaten.

"Eating grapes will make your breasts grow larger."

"Eating strawberries will cause freckles."

...

"Holy shit!"

Lin Baici was startled when he heard about the grapes and quickly felt his chest.

Good!

It hadn’t swelled.

"You are the king at the top of the food chain, and you can digest any food without adverse effects!"

"Don’t eat randomly next time, and everyone should stick to one type of fruit. Make a note of it; if there are no reactions after a few hours, it means the fruit is safe!"

Lin Baici instructed.

The temporary team set off once more!

...

On the stairs, Wang Lei shouted ahead at Shen Nan.

"Why are you walking so fast?"

It’s so hot, are you rushing to reincarnate?

"There are people above us!"

Shen Nan replied indifferently, his pace unchanged.

"So what if there are people?"

Wang Lei previously thought of Shen Nan taking first place to bring glory to the Guangjing Division, but now he was so hot he was panting like a dead dog, without any energy to care.

He even hoped that those above would hurry up and fix this pollution of the rules.

Shen Nan didn’t respond again.

"I say, folks, what’s urgent now is to find a way to get food and drink; otherwise, we definitely won’t make it to the top of the tower."

Yuan Jifeng, from below, called out when he heard what Wang Lei said.

This team was massive, nearly fifty people, including more than a dozen examiners, all of whom had their water and food rot away without exception.

"Examiner, I’m so thirsty, give me something to drink? I don’t even mind if it’s stinky water!"

One of the candidates pleaded.

"Aren’t you afraid of poisoning yourself to death?"

Yuan Jifeng cursed.

"I’d rather be poisoned to death than die of thirst!"

"Examiner, give me a sip too!"

"Please!"

The examinees clamored, unable to bear it any longer.

"Just hold on a little longer!"

Yuan Jifeng encouraged, "There are people above us, maybe in a few hours, this stage will be cleared!"

No one knew who was above,

and they had cleared the Beast Fighting Arena so quickly, only leaving behind a corpse; they must be incredibly powerful.

They had suffered nine deaths in the third town until Shen Nan discovered they could pass the level by beating the clones in a certain way rather than fighting, thus avoiding massive casualties.

"Careful, monsters are coming down!"

Shen Nan yelled, his voice carrying downstairs.

Everyone prepared for battle, and after about twenty seconds, fruit monsters with four legs poured down the stairs like a waterfall.

"Kill them!"

Wang Lei, already irritable and short-tempered, immediately roared and swung his axe to chop one down.

Whoosh!

A cantaloupe was split in half and then exploded with a bang.

Wang Lei was taken aback and raised his hand to block. This move prevented him from intercepting the other fruit monsters quickly enough, and they all surged down.

Of course, Wang Lei himself didn’t intend to be the bulwark against these fruit monsters.

As they flooded in, they quickly overran the temporary team.

The examiners were okay, managing to save themselves, but the candidates suffered.

One after another, unlucky individuals were knocked down the stairs by the fruit monsters!

Ah! Ah!

Long screams of fear before death echoed.

...

After half an hour more of walking, Lin Baici opened the cooler he was carrying, picked a segment of orange, and popped it into his mouth.

It didn’t smell bad, but after chewing, a burst of foul liquid exploded.

Ptooey! Ptooey!

Lin Baici spat several times.

"It’s spoiled. It looks like we’ll have to wait for the next wave of fruit monsters to replenish our food and drink!"

Lin Baici tossed aside the cooler.

Everyone continued climbing.

The entire team had only one ordinary person, Fang Mingyuan, but since he was a member of the school team and exercised regularly, his fitness was quite good.

As the sun set in the west and the sky grew darker, the temperature began to drop, and it wasn’t so oppressively hot anymore.

Everyone felt a bit more comfortable.

"Are we going to climb at night?"

Zhang Hao fretted; climbing the tower at night meant poor visibility, a risk of slipping and falling, and if monsters attacked, it would be even more troublesome than during the day.

"We have to climb, of course!"

The aunt grumbled, unsure if she could slim down after clearing the level.

"We can’t go on like this, it’s too slow. We need to think of something!"

Gu Qingqiu looked at Lin Baici.