Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1034 - 487: Soft Rice Lin_2

Chapter 1034: Chapter 487: Soft Rice Lin_2

Swerve, dash!

About twenty meters later, a tall shadow flickered through the trees in front, startling Zhang Hao.

She quickly made out what it was.

It was a large reindeer, with two bulging supply bags strapped one on each side of its back, pulling a sleigh behind it.

Unfortunately, it wasn’t the snowy winter; otherwise, finding a reindeer with a sleigh, Zhang Hao would have taken some selfies without a doubt.

On the sleigh sat a man, gripping the reins.

It was Lin Baici!

"Zhang Jie, over here!"

Lin Baici shouted, about to remind Zhang Hao to anticipate the catching distance to not miss the sleigh, but she had already scoped out her route and changed direction.

One human, one reindeer, gradually converging.

After thirty meters, Zhang Hao saw the passing sleigh and leaped towards it.

Slap!

Lin Baici caught Zhang Hao’s outstretched right hand and yanked her toward him.

Bang!

Zhang Hao crashed into Lin Baici’s body, pressing against him in the process.

Lin Baici instantly felt the heat of her body upon his.

"Success!"

Zhang Hao didn’t immediately get up but after cheering happily, she kissed Lin Baici on the lips.

Lin Baici wanted to push Zhang Hao away, but her little tongue pushed through his lips and teeth, intruding inside and wantonly indulging in his tongue.

A Dead Flesh Man, screaming like a mad dog, lunged towards them.

Lin Baici tensed his arm, pushing Zhang Hao to the side: "Watch out for a collision!"

Fortunately, Zhang Hao didn’t linger; after she left Lin Baici, she aimed and fired her hand crossbow.

Whiz!

Bang!

The Dead Flesh Man’s face exploded.

Thud!

The creature slumped solidly to the ground.

The reindeer sleigh accelerated, pulling away from the Dead Flesh Men, and entering deeper into the woods.

"You actually have this kind of vehicle?"

Zhang Hao caressed the sleigh, envying it.

With this, they could save a lot of energy.

"This thing runs fast on snow and grass!"

Lin Baici kept his eyes on the road as, despite the sparse trees of Crow Ridge, he couldn’t afford to be careless and crash.

"This speed should be enough to shake those Dead Flesh Men off!"

Zhang Hao glanced back at the Dead Flesh Men now far behind them: "Was your plan to have me delay those creatures, all for summoning this sleigh?"

"Yes!"

Lin Baici nodded: "The Dead Flesh Men were too close before. By the time I summoned the reindeer and it sped up, the creatures would have been upon us!"

"Right, I remember the Great Shaman of the Yellowstone Group in North America had a reindeer sleigh!"

Zhang Hao suddenly recalled this rumor and curiously asked Lin Baici: "Where did you get this one?"

Taboo things often have a regional aspect.

Reindeer sleighs, Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, and such usually come from the Divine Ruins of North America, while knights, holy maidens, heroes, come from Europa.

Dongying is rife with ghosts and monsters, and perverse rule contaminations.

"Where to now?"

Lin Baici changed the subject.

"What, I didn’t kiss you enough to earn the right to hear your secret?"

Zhang Hao looked mournful, as if Lin Baici were a heartbreaker.

"It was given to me by the Great Shaman!"

Lin Baici thought he needed to give Zhang Hao a bit of a shock.

Always playing dumb could lead to being undermined, and besides, he figured Zhang Hao wouldn’t believe him.

"You expect me to believe that? Who would, with such a lousy lie!"

Zhang Hao scoffed: "If I’m not mistaken, this sleigh acts both as a vehicle and as a spatial equipment piece. Do you know how rare such taboo things are?"

"I bet even if Xia Qila’s own son asked for it, she wouldn’t give it to him!"

Lin Baici just shrugged, not bothering to respond.

Zhang Hao didn’t press further, as everyone has their secrets.

But she couldn’t help but wonder inside.

These taboo things shouldn’t exist in the Nine States,

Lin Baici must have gotten it from abroad,

He had been to the Busan Divine Ruins before,

Wait,

Xia Qila went there too,

Could it be...

Zhang Hao turned her head, scrutinizing Lin Baici intently.

His profile, under the dim light, shadowy, with handsomeness and an added touch of mystery.

Holy shit!

Could Lin Baici have had an affair with Xia Qila?

Zhang Hao would never think that Lin Baici could conquer a Dragon Level, so she figured he must be a kept man.

The reindeer galloped, and the sleigh bumped along the way.

Zhang Hao lit a cigarette and leaned back in his seat, resting his legs comfortably and watching the scenery flash by.

Comfortable!

"Little Linzi," he said with a smirk, "judging by the way you resisted just now, you’ve never been in love, have you?"

Zhang Hao licked his lips: "Do you want your sister to give you some experience?"

"Don’t you have a boyfriend?" Lin Baici countered.

"What?"

Zhang Hao laughed, teasing Lin Baici on purpose: "So, you like women who have boyfriends, huh? Sister here can get one and then help you gain some experience!"

"How about that? Aren’t I thoughtful?"

As she spoke, Zhang Hao leaned onto Lin Baici’s arm.

"..."

Lin Baici was at a loss for words with Zhang Hao.

"Ha ha, just kidding!"

Zhang Hao burst out laughing; Lin Baici really was inexperienced: "There are so few men that would catch my eye, it’s hard to find one even if I wanted to!"

"Not to mention looks and money, just on the physical level, even professional athletes can’t last thirty seconds with me, so what’s the point?"

After saying this, Zhang Hao sighed deeply.

Love!

That’s a luxury.

"If I’m looking for a boyfriend who is a good match for me and can satisfy me physically, I can only look among the God Hunters, but why would such high-level men waste their time on me?"

Zhang Hao muttered to herself, obviously holding a deep grievance.

It’s human nature to be attracted to beautiful people of the opposite sex, and it’s no exception for both men and women.

"All right, enough jokes, let’s talk business!"

Zhang Hao blew a smoke ring: "Those Dead Flesh Men have become too strong. The worst-case scenario is that the Divine Ruins start to spread again, causing pollution and radiation."

"We’re no longer just talking about saving those students or getting out alive, but about cleansing the Divine Ruins as quickly as possible!"

Zhang Hao’s expression grew grave: "There are some towns within tens of miles around the Luoyang Seven Towns, with a combined population of over a million. If they get caught up in the Divine Ruins, the consequences would be severe."

"Mm!"

Lin Baici, who had visited the Busan Divine Ruins, knew how terrible it was for cities to be contaminated and what would become of humanity.

But panicking was useless; finding the Dragon Gate Inn was a matter of luck.

Fortunately, they had the Reindeer Sleigh which greatly improved search efficiency.

Twenty minutes later, Lin Baici heard clamor and cries for help. He pulled on the reins and immediately rushed over.

...

Deng Mingyu led the way, glancing back at the Dead Flesh Man following them.

Behind him, a dozen students were all panting heavily.

Suddenly, the Dead Flesh Man surged forward like a cannonball shot from a tank.

"Get out of the way!"

Deng Mingyu shouted.

Boom!

The Dead Flesh Man charged in a straight line, breaking two large trees with a couple of loud cracks, then got up, turned, and charged toward the students.

Deng Mingyu immediately ran left, and the students quickly followed.

"Instructor, don’t leave me behind!"

He Zi’ang stumbled along. He had twisted his ankle while dodging earlier, and every step he took now was excruciatingly painful.

"Zi Ang, you can’t run anymore; might as well lure the monster away,"

Xu Wei suggested.

"Why don’t you lure it?"

He Zi’ang cursed loudly.

"Because it’s chasing you!"

Xu Wei’s tone was matter-of-fact.

"Bullshit, it’s chasing all of us!"

He Zi’ang cursed vehemently and then pleas: "Instructor, don’t abandon me, I can give you money, a lot of money!"

"Leader, what do we do?"

Du Ke was anxious.

Deng Mingyu had earlier smashed the Dead Flesh Man’s head and shattered its heart, but in less than ten seconds, it had regrown a new head and heart and revived.

The most terrifying part was that it kept following them, showing a determination not to stop until one of them was dead.

"Stop yelling, I’m trying to think of a solution!"

Deng Mingyu roared. This monster seemed to require a specific method to be killed properly.

"Please save me!"

He Zi’ang continued to cry out.

Suddenly, a rib bone over half a meter long shot out from the chest of the Dead Flesh Man chasing him, like a harpoon, piercing through the air and embedding itself in He Zi’ang’s shoulder.

Ah!

With a scream of agony, He Zi’ang was struck down.

"Leader!"

Du Ke shouted: "We have to save him!"

Deng Mingyu remained unmoved, continuing to observe the Dead Flesh Man. Suddenly, the sound of something like hooves came from the west. Deng Mingyu turned his head only to see a sleigh breaking through the morning mist, rushing straight toward He Zi’ang.

The first Dead Flesh Man, whose head had been destroyed, was getting up again.