Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1004 - 473: I knew God Lin was awesome, but I didn’t expect him to be so awesome that he has no friends!

Chapter 1004: Chapter 473: I knew God Lin was awesome, but I didn’t expect him to be so awesome that he has no friends!

In the underground air-raid shelter, aged light bulbs cast a dim yellow glow on the walls and the floor, as if they’d been smeared with corpse wax.

A decaying smell assaulted their faces.

Some wanted to cover their noses, but seeing the examiners behaving as if nothing were amiss, they quickly lowered their hands.

The ground sloped downwards, with an elevator present, but Pan Yunxiang didn’t let anyone ride it, so a variety of shoes stepped onto the 200 steps, producing a dense and disordered sound of footsteps.

After the stairs, there was a long corridor, at first glance resembling the digestive tract of some beast, or as if it led to the depths of Hell.

Gurgle!

Lin Baici’s stomach growled with hunger.

The kind that couldn’t be satisfied without a big bowl of noodles.

Pan Yunxiang remained silent, and so did everyone else, not daring to speak. They followed him in silence for five minutes until they arrived at an open space.

To the left, there was a twelve-meter-tall arched stone door, six meters wide, composed of three panels, representing three storerooms.

"Groups of five, enter in turns, and record everything you think are Taboo things!" Pan Yunxiang introduced the examination task, "You are only allowed to stay in each storeroom for five minutes and must not whisper to each other."

"Begin!" Zhang Hao and Xie Yangchun stood in front of the first storeroom door, holding a stack of paper and pens to distribute to those who entered.

The examiners looked at each other, their gaze finally settling on Lin Baici.

God Lin, you are so impressive, you go first!

Shen Nan walked up to Zhang Hao, took the paper and pen, but Xie Yangchun didn’t let him push the door open because it had to be groups of five.

"Hurry up!" Pan Yunxiang urged, his expression unchanged, "Don’t dawdle, you’re wasting time!"

Lin Baici glanced at Xia Hongyao and approached Zhang Hao.

High Ponytail wanted to follow, but as Lin Baici moved, others did too, striding towards the door.

Even though Pan Yunxiang forbade whispering, analyzing the looks and expressions exchanged between Shen Nan and Lin Baici could still yield some information.

"Tsk tsk, in just one day, the influence of your Lin Baici has surpassed Shen Nan!" Wang Lei remarked to Yuan Jifeng.

Yuan Jifeng’s face remained expressionless, recalling his attitude towards Lin Baici that day made him feel uncomfortable all over.

Xia Hongyao didn’t manage to join in, Du Ke, Zhou Ziyang, and Li Bo followed Lin Baici’s lead and entered the same group, but High Ponytail didn’t mind this.

She purely enjoyed staying with Lin Baici and hadn’t considered relying on him to cheat.

With everyone assembled, Shen Nan pushed the door and entered.

The first warehouse was as big as a basketball court, filled with various items.

Old sofas, oil paintings, antique shelves, flower pots...

As soon as Lin Baici entered, his skin felt uncomfortable, a tingling sensation, prompting him to look up at the energy-saving lamp hanging from the ceiling.

[Slave Lamp, once it is switched on, you would feel like you’re working in the cotton fields under the scorching sun. After half an hour of exposure, your skin will darken due to melanin deposit!]

[Stay under it for an hour, and you’ll be darker than a black man!] Eater God commented.

"Holy crap!" Lin Baici looked around and spotted a hat, but it was too dirty, covered in dust, so he gave up and found a palm-leaf fan to shield his head.

When Pan Yunxiang came in, he just caught this scene.

A flicker of astonishment crossed his eyes.

Is it that fast?

Then he turned to look at Shen Nan, who seemed oblivious. However, Shen Nan was quick-witted; seeing Lin Baici’s actions, he immediately looked up at the energy-saving lamps overhead and then appeared contemplative.

Five minutes were too short to inspect everything in full, so Lin Baici moved through the storeroom, giving it a general observation, and that was that.

Given his results from the day before and the written exam, becoming an examiner was no issue.

But Eater God kept up a stream of commentary.

[Lazy Man’s Sofa, once you lie on it, you’ll become a lazy ghost, too lazy to even eat—you must be fed by someone else!]

[Even if I starve, I won’t eat by myself!]

[Want to ruin someone? Just send them this sofa set!]

...

[Truthful Diary!]

[When writing in it, as soon as your pen touches the paper, you will unavoidably detail your most genuine desires!]

[Money, status, wealth... you’ll uncontrollably craft a story, fantasizing about achieving all of this!]

[Even if you are completely uncreative, you can write a self-aggrandizing urban fantasy autobiography!]

...

[Dead Man’s Alarm Clock, if you don’t get up after the alarm rings three times in the morning, your eardrums will burst!]

...

Lin Baici casually recorded these down; they were all Taboo things that were harmless and wouldn’t cause any horror pollution.

Du Ke’s group kept sneaking glances at Lin Baici, startled to see him writing so frequently.

"No way, are there that many Taboo things? How come I only spotted a clock?"

"Seems like he’s found even more than Shen Nan did!"

"Shouldn’t we be careful not to write nonsense?"

Various thoughts swirled in the minds of the three.

"Stay focused!" Pan Yunxiang scolded. He was watching the reactions of all five participants, so he was also surprised and curious about how much Lin Baici had written down.

Beep! Beep!

A watch sounded, indicating the five minutes were up.

Pan Yunxiang clapped his hands, "You can move on to the next storeroom now!"

Du Ke’s group passed by Pan Yunxiang with their heads lowered, afraid of being reprimanded.

When Lin Baici passed by, Pan Yunxiang extended his hand to stop him, "Let me see your answers!"

Lin Baici handed them over!