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Chapter 355 - 80: The Ultimate Battle, Return Reward, Yin God Seal (Request for Monthly Ticket)

Chapter 355: Chapter 80: The Ultimate Battle, Return Reward, Yin God Seal (Request for Monthly Ticket)

Xu Shu was someone who didn’t believe in curses.

The more you told him he couldn’t succeed, the more he wanted to try. He wouldn’t give up until he reached the Yellow River, unless there was a truly overwhelming force preventing him.

This was destined to be a long, drawn-out pursuit.

No matter what predictions and efforts Xu Shu made, no matter how he planned and ambushed, he simply couldn’t even catch a glimpse of "Arthur" and "Shen Valley First-class."

He couldn’t even manage to get a message through by phone, space messages, or have an acquaintance pass the word; it was all impossible.

All messages met with system crashes and other inexplicable problems and were deleted.

Even trying to have others pass messages failed; mutual friends who were meant to convey messages simply could not complete the task.

Almost everyone would turn their head and forget the matter entirely; any left messages were either erased or forgotten.

Only a handful of people who tried to forcefully deliver a message through special means ended up meeting untimely accidents: crushed to death by a speeding dump truck, killed by falling objects from high altitudes, murdered by mysteriously powerful Curse Spirits, and casually crushed by passing Cursing Masters, among various other deaths.

It seemed like the whole world was opposing Xu Shu, preventing him from meeting Shen Valley First-class.

It should be noted that with the powers of Lan Ran Jing Xiaohua and Arthur today, they were among the top elite in the world.

To find humans who could match them, one would have to delve deep into the millennium histories of the Soul Realm and Cursed World, finding only a handful of such rare beings.

Even with such powerful allies, they still couldn’t manage to meet one another; to say there was no hidden trick would be impossible.

Having arranged the affairs for his friends, Xu Shu almost resorted to singing "I Really Want to See You Again" to console himself.

"Interesting, is this the power of destiny? I wonder if there is a Transcendent way to tap into this power."

Jizo said "Karma lies in Japan." Others were unclear about what it meant, but Xu Shu knew very well; it was about his other persona, Shen Valley First-class.

He didn’t know exactly how much Jizo had seen through—whether he had seen completely and was deliberately speaking in riddles, or if he only saw a part and had no choice but to speak cryptically.

None of that mattered now. Whatever the case, Xu Shu now recognized one fact: at Arthur’s current level, he was incapable of breaking this fate arrangement where "I and myself should not meet."

Initially, the more he thought about it, the angrier he got, which is why he kept trying to defy fate multiple times.

But now, Xu Shu had to find another way.

Even if he couldn’t meet face to face, or even get messages across through someone else, that didn’t mean he couldn’t do anything.

Xu Shu chuckled and continued the legend:

[It seems you want to do something unspeakable to your other self.]

[You know you can’t break through under the mighty arrangement of destiny, so you changed your strategy and initiated what you call the "Bug Killing Plan."]

[The ultimate goal of your plan, when the Evil God Izanami descends to annihilate humanity soon, is to try to preserve the tiny bit of humanity she has lost; to achieve this, the original destiny of Shen Valley First-class must remain unchanged. In fact, you have no capability to alter it, your "Arthur" and "Shen Valley First-class" are insulated from each other.]

[But you are very devious; you chose a specific implementation method for your plan: aggressive contraception!]

[You went to the pharmacy; you bought all the contraceptive pills in all the pharmacies within a hundred miles.]

[Lan Ran Jing Xiaohua saw you buying so many contraceptive pills and felt puzzled: "What are you doing?"]

["Contraception, or do you think I’m feeding eels?" you rightly asked, the first time you felt that Lan Ran’s mind wasn’t working that well.]

["You know, the contraceptive effect of the pills is very poor, and not as effective as condoms." Although Lan Ran thought your actions as a Spiritual Body, unable to impregnate anyone, were unproductive, she still reminded you as you were the one entrusted with finding Spirit Mountain.]

[Returning from the pharmacy with a heavy load, you chuckled indifferently and hummed: "Cloud and fog pass before my eyes, I ask, among the world, who knows me like myself!"]

[Clearly, you know Shen Valley First-class better than anyone, because that is yourself. To propose that he practice safe measures would be absolutely impossible; such is the confidence brought to you by being the number one playboy in Japan.]

[What are you so proud of?]

[You resumed your originally creepy and lecherous stalking behavior, taking out a thick notebook filled with a list of female Cursing masters who had relations with Shen Valley First-class, turning your tracking target from Shen Valley First-class to his ex-girlfriends.]

[Knowing how quickly Shen Valley First-class switched girlfriends, faster than a hen laying eggs, the 72-hour contraceptive pills were sufficient for you to successfully meet his ex-girlfriends.]

[Damn, this is cruel. Aren’t they also your children? How could you go through with this?]

["Hmph, if they’re not pregnant, how can they be considered life?" you scoffed coldly, indeed no harm no spouse, truly a formidable person.]

[The operation went quite smoothly; you started following behind Shen Valley First-class, making sure his ex-girlfriends took contraceptive measures.]

[You left a mark on each ex-girlfriend; you found that even though they took contraceptive pills, more than thirty percent of them still got pregnant.]