Damn it! Let’s smash the darkness together!
Chapter 311 - 66: Burning the Evil Buddha, The Advancing Tai Chu! (Seeking Monthly Votes)_2

Chapter 311: Chapter 66: Burning the Evil Buddha, The Advancing Tai Chu! (Seeking Monthly Votes)_2

[Suddenly, Xiao Ai began to scream and cry out loud, "Ahhhh~ Sister, I dare not, sister, I’ve made a mistake... Husband, no, my lord! My lord, save me, save me... Please make her take it out, wuu wuu~"]

["What sister? What happened?" As you were puzzling over this, you saw that this Xiao Ai, who had a head but no face, had completely disintegrated into tiny pieces, reduced to mincemeat, like chunks of hairy scalp wriggling and ultimately entering the jade body of the Narrow Sleeve Guanyin.]

[The current constituents of the Narrow Sleeve Guanyin were the main body, Primordial Spirit·Wisdom, as well as the vassal entities, Yang God·Corpse Dog, and Yin God·Desire.]

["If an Yin God with an ’emotion’ suffix can be used to advance, then it’s likely that the first to be nourished would be Yin God·Desire: Hei Shan Goddess."]

[You thoughtfully touched the black eyeball of the Jade Buddha, representing Yin God·Desire. Just then, a faint green glint passed over the beautiful eyelashes, but it disappeared into nothingness under the powerful black aura, like a clay bull entering the sea.]

[Hope she understands that, to get by in life, one needs a bit of green on the forehead. Right in front of her, you cuckolded Xiao Ai; you truly are a despicable and inhuman scoundrel, you beast of a man!]

[But after she devoured Xiao Ai, you faintly felt that she had become somewhat more substantial; it seemed she had indeed benefitted.]

["Hei Shan Goddess was originally one of the three strongest Evil Spirits, and she’s a Second Rank. I wonder if she will upset the balance?" You held a probing mindset, and thus you weren’t in a hurry to leave.]

[You started to press the switches of the Narrow Sleeve Guanyin in sequence, which were on her towering chest, the large buns, to test if her functions were intact.]

["Come on~ be merry~," "Girl across, look over here~" In the small room, one after another, two types of songs distinctly rang out, one filled with soft sentiment and the other lively and joyful.]

[Now you were sure there were no issues. You lost one Level 6 Erosion Crystal, but you gained a tiny bit of progress in the evolution of Narrow Sleeve Guanyin. It was a small step for her, but a giant leap for all the Evil Spirits of the Extraordinary World; they should all kowtow to you.]

[Despite knowing that the switch locations were highly inappropriate for her, you nonetheless pressed the left then the right, and didn’t release them immediately. You rubbed with your thumb and moved your index finger extensively, kneading up and down. Damn it, you blasphemous deviant, with such perversions, you’ll be punished one day.]

[Alright then, who asked you to be her record keeper? It seems the Little Primordial Spirit doesn’t dare resist you.]

[Who knows if she’s enjoying herself?]

[You cremated the leftover shrimp and unfortunate victims’ remains at the site.]

["May Lie Zhenzi bless you; at least you’ll have shrimp to eat on Huangquan Road." With your architectural expertise, you constructed a tombstone for everyone, inscribed, "Eleven nameless souls, died from shrimp hands." You really are a huge good Samaritan.]

[Then you deep cleaned the hotel, collected over forty thousand dollars in cash that was easy to carry. This was your service fee, and once again, you set off on your journey, heading north along the border.]

[You’re now located east of the border at (19,6), and your ultimate destination is the safe zone. You’ve chosen the border point (0,19) due north as your waypoint, planning to carve a great circle on the map as you slaughter your way through.]

[The day the Second Rank is reforged, Xu Shu will return! That’s your plan; you cannot leave this bountiful Wasteland, strewn with Erosion Crystals and scattered banknotes, until you return gloriously as a Second Rank big shot.]

[That’s the spirit! That’s the courage a man should have!]

[Under the broad daylight, you kept close to the line, progressing not too fast, adapting to the terrain at a speed of 10-15 kilometers per hour.]

[At eleven o’clock, you had lunch, a tin of fruit along with a tin of meat, and some dry and unpalatable compressed biscuits, to which you added—a portion of grilled shrimp.]

[You tried a bite. It was sour and foul-smelling, like mixing watery excrement with dry meat, extremely unpalatable, and you spat it out.]

["Not a Martial Artist’s path, lacking the skills of Food Essence to Qi, is it no wonder I can’t enjoy the flesh of monsters? No wonder these low-level creatures aren’t on the menu," you sighed lightly.]

[As you continued northward, you encountered no monsters on the Wasteland, but near the border, you noticed some changes—a variety of tracks, many resembling tire treads without patterns led you to suspect they were left by large serpentine creatures.]

[You passed through points (19,7) to (19,12) on the border. Two of these spots had been abandoned, and among the other four, (19,12) was bustling, clearly a trading hub.]

[You decided to stay overnight there, not because you liked joining crowds, but because regardless of the number of people, the chances of encountering monsters were about the same. So, you might as well enjoy higher-quality services, plus, in case of trouble, it’s the weak who die first, not you.]

[You even had some anticipation of encountering some bad guys from Esoteric Buddhism. In your mind, a bunch of Esoteric believers equaled a pretty decent Curse Crystal.]

[It was five o’clock, and the sun was setting. After you checked into the hotel, you, being wealthy, chose to stay in a deluxe suite on the third floor. After all, your direct selection for the previous Esoteric sacrifice was too dangerous; you’d rather sneak in and join.]

[The journey will end automatically when the sun sets, another tranquil day. You... you restless being, stepped out of the border and sprinted eastward across the plains, into the vast wilderness, curious to see what lies ahead.]