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Chapter 193 - 18: Bizarre Star Tower, Heavenly Defiance Childhood Friend (Fourth update, averaged 5000 owed a little)

Chapter 193: Chapter 18: Bizarre Star Tower, Heavenly Defiance Childhood Friend (Fourth update, averaged 5000 owed a little)

The other person’s gaze was calm, their eyes deep, like an unfathomably deep pool of water.

"..." Hu Xinrui, for some reason, felt a hollowness in her heart, and muttered as she stood up, "Shiyu, your brother really, growing fond of me for so long but not daring to confess, and then purposely using such an extreme method to deal with me, could you talk to him for me?"

Zhou Shiyu looked at her seriously, "I think you’re truly hopeless, and thankfully, my brother doesn’t like you anymore."

"Why would you say that? Weren’t we good sisters at noon?"

"Guess?" Zhou Shiyu’s mouth quickly flashed a mocking smile, and she walked away with light steps, hands clasped behind her back.

...

Liking the girl next door for over a decade, who he thought was superior in tea art but actually had very low EQ, unaligned morals, and had been comfortably coasting by on her good looks since childhood—what a brain wreck.

She only appeared mature, but man oh man...

Xu Shu really felt like he split open the legs of his childhood crush only to find it all crap inside.

It was choking.

Honestly, even if Hu Xinrui were a complete green tea b*tch, it would still be better than this.

Instead, this situation only showed how completely foolish the young Xu Shu had been back then, to be enchanted by such a woman.

Is there something wrong with the feng shui at my old place?

This neighbor’s house, one with low EQ, the other an idiot, damn, it’s just perfect!

However, Xu Shu just smirked it off.

These mere mortals, making a mess out of simple love affairs, acting like they’re all starring in some drama.

The nun sisters are better, Global CPDD flights, who needs love when you can talk money!

Also, Xu Shu recently found out that apparently the nun system also secretly advanced each other’s cultivation, enhancing enlightenment, which is why it’s so pricey.

Even those girls straight from Mother Goddess Brother Grass Nest’s method are much stronger than these mortal women.

Look at what it means to have clarity? This is what you’d call a grand epiphany!

Mortal women? Heh, fishing for trouble.

At that moment, Xu Shu felt a slight vibration in his underwear—he had just checked it in the restroom earlier; since no one was adding him continuously to harass him anymore, he had switched the notification setting back to vibrate.

"Who’s looking for me, Xie Xiaochan? Did she send me another risqué picture?"

Xu Shu found a secluded corner, supported his crotch and opened Promotion Drive while also taking the opportunity to attend to nature’s call in the corner.

As the internet interface unfolded before his eyes, a friend request popped up.

[Gu Yue Ming requests to add you as a friend, with a message: might be your mother-in-law]

"?

Xu Shu was stunned. What the heck?

Gu Yue Ming... Oh, Gu Pan’s foster mother?

Xu Shu hesitated for a moment, then accepted the request.

Soon after, the other party sent a message.

*Private Message Channel

"Muscle King Gu Pan’s big brother? The title is a bit crude but still a form of honor, not bad, auntie thinks highly of you, oh you weren’t home today, Gu Pan is about to finish his retreat, when are you coming to the Gu Family? Auntie has a red envelope for you." —Gu Yue Ming, Second Rank Witch.

[Gu Yue Ming has sent you an image]

"?" A red envelope?

Hesitantly, Xu Shu opened the image.

Swipe! A photo of a gracefully mature woman wrapped in a towel, gingerly climbing out of a steaming hot bath tub appeared.

Judging by the looks, it should be Gu Pan, but clearly from an earlier time as she looked to be only about fifteen or sixteen, her gaze fierce but her face still youthful.

"Damn, so Teacher Gu Pan had such an impressive figure even back then. This difficulty in containing her prominent assets in the hot tub, creating a breathtaking vista almost surreal, truly like the mist rising over Yunmeng Marsh, enough to shake Yueyang City... Wait, why is her mom sending me this kind of photo?"

Might be a bit risqué, huh?

Wiping his nose, Xu Shu’s expression froze.

Clearly targeted at himself, the completely ruined idol of his childhood, and this obviously inappropriate elder...

What a crappy safe zone, can’t stay here anymore!