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Chapter 128 - 94: Xie Xiaochan: Feeling Offended (Third Update, Please Subscribe)
Chapter 128: Chapter 94: Xie Xiaochan: Feeling Offended (Third Update, Please Subscribe)
Song Nianhui said, "That guy is a pure newbie and he’s illiterate to boot. He asked me what a ticket was, can you believe it? Who would dare take on a Warrior newbie like that? If he goes down, we all go down hahaha..."
However, Xie Xiaochan’s eyes lit up when she heard this, "He doesn’t know anything? Good, good, good! It’s like finding a treasure that I didn’t even have to look for, I’ve decided it’s him! Quickly add him."
"?" Song Nianhui was stunned.
What’s there to be happy about bringing a grade-schooler into the group?
"Add him quickly, or else just leave the team," Xie Xiaochan ordered.
"I, the fuck..."
"Fine, then I’ll go add him as a friend," Song Nianhui said begrudgingly.
He had just deleted "Gu Pan" and now to add him back felt somewhat humiliating.
But he couldn’t just let his pride cost him money now, could he?
...Half an hour later.
"He didn’t respond, didn’t accept... Probably because I deleted him earlier and he’s upset about it," Song Nianhui said helplessly.
"Oh, then I’ll add him."
She touched the cute pendant on her tender earlobe and opened the Promotion Network.
Promotion Network didn’t have a "search and add" function.
But she remembered the previous [Dazzling Posts], scrolled for a while, found it, and clicked in.
[You are adding friend: Gu Pan, First-tier Warrior...]
Half an hour passed and there was no response.
"Hmm?"
Xie Xiaochan frowned.
I, Xie Xiaochan from the Qingyun List ranked thirty-eighth, am a well-known person who always chimes in on forum discussions. I have some reputation. How could you not add me?
Are you playing hard to get, or did you simply not see it?
[You are adding friend: Gu Pan, First-tier Warrior...]
[Your message with the request: Brother, let’s be friends.]
Ten minutes.
[You are adding friend: Gu Pan, First-tier Warrior...]
Five minutes.
[You are adding friend: Gu Pan, First-tier Warrior...]
One minute...
Not accepting?
Xie Xiaochan’s brows were tightly knit together, refusing to believe it; she rapidly tapped several times.
Sadly, it was like casting stones into the sea.
"???"
The girl’s face started to flush with color, an indication of her growing desire—for a great battle!
She jabbed her fingers rapidly, having pressed the "+" button to add a friend a dozen or twenty times.
Hmph, you won’t accept? Watch me keep adding!
Add! Add! Add!
What, still not accepting?
Be my friend!
Be my friend!
Be my friend, come on!
Accept it, damn it!
Xie Xiaochan, the Seven-color Taoist, felt her hand going numb from pressing, her expression turning to one of steely frustration.
Damn it, what the hell is this person doing? Is he taking a dump? Is he done yet? Hurry up and accept, damn it!
She kept tapping and tapping.
But still, [Heart of Steel Gu Pan] didn’t accept her friend request.
Now Xie Xiaochan’s eyes were turning red. That guy was clearly hot and heavy with the Mother Goddess Church and the nuns!
She had seen him replying "Sister, add me as a friend, if you see this give me a kick" under so many nuns’ IDs. The guy was definitely a little flirt.
And he was just the kind of talent she needed for exploring these "ruins"!
She had fortuitously obtained an "activator," which could allow her to enter an area of the ruins previously unknown to anyone—no one knew that the Land of Burial ruins in sector D8B4 to the south actually had an extra little entrance to the north in B3 sector!
But this entrance was particularly special, firstly it required the "special activator" she had to truly delve into the elite monster’s territory, and secondly, the elite monster there was almost invincible and required a powerful Warrior to draw its ire.
And this "Iron Armor Barbarian Bull," oh now "Heart of Steel" Gu Pan, was clearly the talent she needed.
So, she took the initiative to add him and he didn’t accept?
"What the fuck, am I worse than those losers?"
She felt affronted.
"Brat, how dare you deceive me?!!"
Her battle desire blazed within her, and as she spread her hands for the phantom dance, she tapped and circled the "+" sign like a machine gun.
When she exerted her powers, her exterior looked quite strange—there was a sense that her flirtatious eyes were silky, and their amorous glances so deep they appeared ready to drip down.
Her entire demeanor exuded an indescribable charm—this was precisely the hallmark of the "Seven-color Taoist."
When they used their abilities, their emotions and desires would scorch themselves, unleashing even greater power.
However, despite the tempting state of her body, her attitude was incredibly firm.
Her will was resolute, her inner self as calm as a still well, devoid of any worldly desire—she was the epitome of a celibate fairy.
Lust was external, false.
Purity was internal, real.
The contradictory temperaments merged into one within Xie Xiaochan, Yin and Yang intersecting, and coupled with her delicate frame, it was hard to feel any urge towards her; yet she was immensely alluring, which added a unique flavor.
The friend-addition symbol "+" she was clicking would switch between "+" and "o."
It looked as if it was continuously moving up and down, dancing just for her.
She clenched her teeth:
"Come on—make a friend with me, ahhhhhh!!!!"
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—"What the heck? What’s happening?"
Inside the shelter’s inn, Xu Shu, who had been sleeping, was awakened by the vibrations from his Promotion Drive.
He had been sleeping peacefully, half-awake, half-asleep, enjoying the intermittent massage that was blissfully relaxing.
Then, about an hour ago?
"Strange, why did it suddenly become so intense, could it be that a lot of people added me?
"...No, no good, at this rate, I’ll be in danger."
"Jingwei, activate—"
Xu Shu gritted his teeth, about to activate Heart of Steel’s ultimate skill: Jingwei Filling the Sea.
But then, he suddenly realized there was no one around.
He reconsidered.
"Forget it, I won’t hold back this time."
"I was sleeping so well, and then suddenly so many people added me, damn it, it made me want to vomit."
He gave up resisting, followed his heart’s guidance, walked to the window, one hand supporting the wall, the other on his hip, his eyes shining brightly—
Tuft’’’’^·,!
Strip··~,
PieceQ...
"Oh ho~~"
Combat, thrilling!
One minute later.
Xu Shu switched the new message notification of the Promotion Drive to "Do Not Disturb mode," wiped the sweat from his forehead, and then went to the washroom to wash his face and hands.
When he came out, his face was the picture of serenity, as if nothing could pique his interest anymore.
"How come there are over thirty-four thousand friend requests? Man, did I become an internet celeb?"
Xu Shu checked and saw that 178 requests were from different people.
The remaining more than twenty-four thousand eight hundred were all from the same person.
*[Xie Xiaochan, Seven-color Taoist, requests to add you as a friend, note: Let’s be friends!]*34522!
"?"
"That looks familiar... is she also here for my CPDD?"
Xu Shu stroked his chin; the person had added him so many times, it not only moved him but also brought tears to his eyes.
So, quite generously, he accepted the friend request.
Then he entered the private message.
Gu Pan: "Thanks, I feel better now."
Xie Xiaochan: "???"
"What?"
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