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Chapter 126 - 94: Xie Xiaochan: Feeling Offended (First Update, Please Subscribe)

Chapter 126: Chapter 94: Xie Xiaochan: Feeling Offended (First Update, Please Subscribe)

Xu Shu wanted to sleep.

But he couldn’t sleep well.

These past few days, he had been on edge every day, constantly under the threat of death.

Now that he had reached Level 12, the pressure to survive in the Wasteland must have been much less, but the accumulated mental stress of the past few days couldn’t be relieved by doing sit-ups.

So he was in a rush to look for that "Feifei, Nationwide Fly" at night.

He really did want to release some pressure.

After all, it was a straightforward transaction, no need for a psychological burden.

However, Nationwide Fly was too expensive, he simply couldn’t afford it!

"Should I seek relief with the refugees here in the shelter? They seem willing to engage in that business.

"But their skin tends to be rough and their looks are average, the only advantage is that they’re cheap..."

He felt a bit disdainful.

The Xu Shu of his past life might have settled.

But by now, his taste had been spoiled by the various female humans and non-humans he had encountered.

If they didn’t tick several boxes such as stunning beauty, innocence and charm, etc., they couldn’t catch Xu Shu’s eye, let alone stir his Starry Sky.

Sigh, his threshold had risen significantly.

But to say or not to say, Black Widow and the alluring flower puppet were truly enjoyable...

It was only a pity that he wasn’t strong enough at the time; if it were today, Xu Shu would certainly capture them to serve as long-term comforts.

Damn it!

As for Gu Pan? He didn’t want to.

It wasn’t that Xu Shu didn’t find her attractive.

In terms of beauty, she could rank in the top hundred among the legends Xu Shu had encountered.

Don’t think that just the top hundred isn’t good enough. Given Xu Shu’s two or three hundred years of experiences across three legendary lives, being able to rank in his "top hundred" was a distinction far beyond any campus belle or socialite.

But the issue was, though she was beautiful, Xu Shu still wouldn’t consider having a relationship with her.

Maybe it was okay for some eye candy, but to go beyond that with her? They had been through life and death together so many times; it would be too embarrassing.

Xu Shu had his principles; he didn’t want to take responsibility, so he preferred not to cross the line.

"Feeling bad, off to sleep..."

Xu Shu reached for the soft Promotion Drive, preparing to turn it off.

At that moment, one after another, the friend requests that kept coming and then timed out without a response had already piled up to a dozen or twenty and were still increasing continuously.

"This friend request reminder mode seems changeable."

"When the interface isn’t open, it defaults to ’Do Not Disturb’ for me; when I open the interface, it automatically switches to the red dot reminder mode."

"Seems like I can even switch to sound mode, or vibration mode?"

"..."

Xu Shu suddenly paused.

He had a bold idea yet felt conflicted.

"Would this... be a bit perverted?"

"But I’ve faced life and death. Don’t I deserve to enjoy myself? And I’m not breaking any laws!"

A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do!

Xu Shu quickly manipulated the settings. He changed the "friend request message alert" from the default "Do Not Disturb."

To vibration!

Then he closed his eyes.

Buzz buzz buzz...

Someone was adding him again, the phone vibrating, but the intensity was just right.

Like a young girl’s delicate hands, massaging his muscles and soothing his body.

Whether it was the nuns and witches from the Mother Goddess Sect and the Starry Sect, who added him with tears of gratitude.

Or the members of the Astronomy Association led by Melanie, who flocked to him because of the [Star Tower issue...].

And others who wanted to get familiar with the "big shot."

In any case, every time a friend request came in, the "phone" would buzz several times to alert Xu Shu.

"...Not bad at all, the strength and extent are just right. Too light is meaningless, too heavy isn’t good either. This extent right now is perfect for aiding sleep. The choice of underwear form was definitely right.

"The massage effect is so good, I must say Lie Zhenzi and the Promotion Network’s touch is truly more skillful than any masseur I’ve ever encountered."

"Now I can have a good sleep~"

Xu Shu lay flat on the bed in a silent reverie and slept undistracted.

Buzz buzz buzz...

Buzz buzz buzz...

Buzz buzz buzz...

The Promotion Drive relentlessly performed electronic therapy massage on his body, intermittent yet prolonged...

...

That night, the moon was bright, the stars sparse, all was quiet!

The moon was especially round; the solidified moonlight shone on the earth.

Yet the stars had almost hidden themselves, like a coquettish young bride, shy and reluctant to appear.

Only the occasional extra bright ones were still sparkling, like a bashful girl’s wide eyes, blinking on and off.

On such a moonlit, clear night.

On the Wasteland, one after another bizarre, indescribably weird creature was burrowing out from underground.

Before nine o’clock, all around the outside of the D8B3 city wall, it was covered with a dense mass of all kinds of creatures, forming a "return" pattern that covered the entire city.

The safety zone, with its ten-kilometer radius circular walls, lay atop a "field"-shaped foundation. This city, spanning forty square miles, was not considered large but not extremely small either.

Yet even so, outside every part of the city walls, the strange creatures tightly surrounded it; one could imagine the terrifying number of them.

On top of the walls, convoy after convoy passed; this was the Guardian Army on night patrol.

Vehicle lights cast long beams that eventually got swallowed up by the darkness, silent and quiet.

Neither the human garrison nor the creatures besieging the city made a move.

The creatures lay there, motionless and silent, facing the moon.

The Guardian Army’s patrol vehicles also drove quietly, making regular rounds along the city walls.