Daily Intelligence System: Don't Kill Me, Honey!
Chapter 773 - 212 Ba Tan: This world is so crazy (10,000 words for subscription)_2

Chapter 773: Chapter 212 Ba Tan: This world is so crazy (10,000 words for subscription)_2

He had just encountered four monsters.

Three of them had human forms, one of them even had a wolf’s head and wore a tattered hat on its head.

And this monster, upon seeing him, spoke.

"Ah ha, Captain, we’ve found an intruder, let me take care of him!"

As the monster wolf was getting ready to pounce, the blond kid intervened, saying directly, "Better let me handle this, Ninja Technique, Shadow Clone Technique."

After saying that, the blond kid, in a swish, duplicated himself into three.

Then, another character, who looked casual and carefree and was dressed in Daoist clothes, scratched his ear and said, "You do it, you do it..."

Just at that moment, the leader of the group, dressed in a red shirt, blue pants, with a yellow belt, a scar on the chest, and a straw hat on his head,

grinned, revealing a mouthful of big white teeth, and said, "Hehe, an intruder like this obviously has to be dealt with by me, the Captain!"

He then started chanting an incomprehensible spell.

"Zhuomoluo, zhuomoluo..."

While Ba Tan was standing there dumbfounded, he suddenly saw the man’s hands stretching out.

"Rubber Gun!"

With a bang, he was sent flying!

And then, he was thrown into this place, this place...what kind of hell was this?

Ba Tan looked around at everything, teetering on the edge of madness, convinced either he had gone insane or had been struck by some terrible curse.

This place was too terrifying, a hundred times, a thousand times more so than the traps in the Medicine King Treasure!

There were instruments of torture everywhere, evil ghosts, monsters, and people who could stretch their arms long—this, this... who will come to save me?

"It’s fake, all fake, how could such ridiculous things exist in this world, it’s impossible, impossible."

Ridiculous, ridiculously laughable!

Ridiculously frightening.

Ba Tan looked blankly at everything around him, realizing this was indeed a living hell!

Don’t be so ornate, but behind the grandeur, there was danger, deadly danger.

Ba Tan looked around blankly, his eyes filled with terror and panic.

"Eh, Bug, is this one with you?"

Mirage tilted its little head as it asked Chen Jie, looking at the frantically scared Ba Tan.

Chen Jie, seeing in front of him something that looked exactly like Ruirui, could only marvel at the Creator’s wonder.

"No, he is my enemy."

Mirage frowned slightly, not understanding what Chen Jie meant, and asked, "What does ’enemy’ mean?"

She didn’t understand many terms from the human world, and obviously, the old Taoist hadn’t taught her those things.

Chen Jie explained, "It means either I kill him, or he kills me. You understand ’kill,’ right?"

Chen Jie asked Mirage, and Mirage nodded vigorously, "Understood, so an enemy is food."

Chen Jie shook his head and told her, "No, not food."

"Hmm? You don’t kill him to eat him?"

"Not at all!"

"Then if you’re not eating him, why do you kill him?"

Mirage blinked its big watery eyes, completely puzzled, thinking with its animal world logic.

Animals only killed other creatures when hungry, to fill their stomachs; if not hungry, they rarely attacked other creatures.

But humans were different.

Humans could kill other animals out of desire, and there were even some who killed others just to please themselves without any purpose.

Such people, in human society, are called killers, but among animals, there are hardly any who kill their own kind simply for pleasure.

Mirage couldn’t quite comprehend Chen Jie’s actions.

However, with its intelligence comparable to a human child’s, it decided to ask.

"So are you going to kill him?"

Mirage looked at Chen Jie, and the latter replied, "Couldn’t your guards kill him?"

"That’s possible, but aren’t the enemies of you bugs supposed to be taken down by yourselves to feel satisfied? That’s what the old man told me."

Chen Jie glanced at Mirage, then took another look at Ba Tan.

Thinking to himself it might as well, he said to Mirage, "Then take me to him."

Mirage smiled and said, "Okay."

The next moment, Chen Jie found the scene before him changing, and soon he appeared in the midst of an amusement park.

"It’s all fake, who is it, who is there, come out, come out!"

Ba Tan was crazily yelling when suddenly ripples appeared behind him, and right afterward, Chen Jie appeared behind him.

Ba Tan sensed the disturbance behind him and spun around.

He then saw Chen Jie, and his eyes suddenly lit up, he had finally, finally seen a normal person.

"Chen, Chen Jiusi!"

A trace of joy unexpectedly appeared on Ba Tan’s face, he preferred Chen Jiusi over anyone here, at least he seemed human.

Chen Jie spoke to him, "Ba Tan, in the end, it comes down to us settling the score, huh!"

Ba Tan looked at Chen Jie and inquired, "What about Nan Batian?"

Chen Jie replied, "Dead."

Ba Tan laughed, "Heh heh heh... Looks like you’ve come to kill me!"

Chen Jie responded with a smile, "Yes, it’s time we resolved things."

Hearing this, Ba Tan said, "Resolution, all right, but where are we? Is this Hell?"

Chen Jie replied, "This is an amusement park."

"Can you even find joy in a place like this?"

Ba Tan spoke the words he most wanted to say that day.

"Why couldn’t I? This place is quite fun."

Swoosh!

Just then, a childlike voice sounded, and then he saw a colorful little train adorned with colorful lights chugging their way.

And there were a bunch of people on the train.

There was the monster with the straw hat and stretchable arms, the golden-haired guy who could clone himself, the laid-back Taoist, the talking wolf, and even at the end of the train sat Oxhead and Horseface wielding pitchforks.