Clown Game
Chapter 221 - 209: Fairy Tale Fourteen

Chapter 221: Chapter 209: Fairy Tale Fourteen

Chen Xiao reached out his hand towards the chubby guy, just as a child would when asking for living expenses from family members... For a moment, everyone seemed unable to believe their own eyes, looking at Chen Xiao as if they were watching a madman.

...Uh, seems like they usually look at him almost the same way...

"Are you crazy?!" the chubby guy exclaimed with a "Are you even listening to me?" expression. "I said it needs to be timed! And it has to be contact-triggered! Get it?!" he continued, "Meaning, you have to set it up first, and then that thing has to step on it! We’re not just facing one now; even if you do set it up, what if it doesn’t kill her and draws that other one here too? We’re all gonna die here, dammit!"

The chubby guy shouted, keeping his voice low. Actually, he was quite patient, but dealing with someone like Chen Xiao, who just couldn’t understand, was truly infuriating.

Listening to the rant, Chen Xiao helplessly drooped his head, "Ah, if one isn’t enough, use two then..." he said impatiently, continuing.

"...You’re sick, man!" The chubby guy’s expression would have led him to curse right to Chen Xiao’s face if the monster hadn’t been nearby.

Just as the chubby guy was infuriated to the point of a liver ache by Chen Xiao, Bai Xiong interjected in a deep voice, "Let him try..."

"Right, even your teammate thinks you’re nuts... Huh?? What did you say??" the chubby guy blurted out, suddenly realizing something was off, and turned back to Bai Xiong with a confused look, "You said... let him try?"

At that moment, everyone also froze, still considering Bai Xiong a dependable person. Why would he suddenly start acting crazy too?

"Dammit! Try, we’re damn playing with our lives here!" Egg Brother couldn’t stand it anymore and shouted, "Forget it, this whole team is crazy! Crazy!"

Suddenly...

"Let him... try."

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Silence...

The members of Giggling Bird Squad were stunned, their shocked gazes turning towards Decayed Brother...

"What... what’s going on? Haven’t you woken up yet?" Engineer Guy half-opened his mouth, seemingly at a loss for words...

"She’s stopped... She knows we’re around here..." Decayed Brother glanced out the window quietly.

The others quickly looked that way, only to see the monster slowly moving from house to house, the huge mouth under its torso opening and closing as if catching some scent.

Seeing what was outside the window, the chubby guy felt a wave of despair,

"But... if it’s not successful... no, it definitely won’t work!" Clearly, he felt Chen Xiao’s suggestion was even more unreliable.

Indeed... Giggling Bird Squad was strong; either Bai Xiong or Song Xuan alone were stronger than anyone in his team, and they even had an A-grade medicine... It was baffling how they got their hands on such stuff...

But... what was Chen Xiao all about? The dossier they first saw on him was so unbelievable, he was clearly useless, didn’t even have a serum, lacked any enhancement, and physically weaker than a brick at a construction site, oh, and there’s that mental assessment rating... damn "2"... well, now it finally made sense why it was only "2," the guy was obviously crazy! Why would two such capable people want to team up with such a loser?

While the chubby guy was pondering this, the creature had already moved past several buildings, and seemed to be approaching the small house where everyone was hiding...

"Pass him... the landmine!" Just then, Decayed Brother hesitated for a moment, then firmly said.

"But..."

"I know!" he immediately cut off the chubby guy’s objection: "I don’t know why, but my gut tells me... trust him!"

With that, he looked around at everyone, his eyes unexpectedly... showing determination!

Having been in Giggling Bird Squad for so many years, it was the first time anyone had seen their leader show a quality other than "decayed."

"Okay... okay!" The chubby guy was momentarily dumbfounded, as if possessed, he took out the landmine and handed it to Chen Xiao.

"Hmm... two!" Chen Xiao said, with a "Not enough, I want more~" look.

The chubby guy gave up struggling and pulled out another landmine from the large box behind him for Chen Xiao.

...

Since the mines were somewhat large, Chen Xiao could only fit one under each armpit, half-supporting and half-clasping to lift two at a time...

"Hahaha... it’s over, it’s over, we’re dead!!" Teary-eyed Brother Egg laughed, his face expressing something akin to a broken facade.

Chen Xiao, unbothered, weighed the mines on both sides. He then said to Bai Xiong, "Ask that malnourished one to draw the other monster away a bit."

Since the phone had been on the whole time, Bai Xiong directly spoke into it, "Did you hear all that?"

"Three minutes!" Song Xuan responded briefly, then hung up the phone.

After hearing this, Chen Xiao nodded, his face breaking into an indescribable, sickening grin... "Three minutes... hehehe, that’s plenty."

Having said that, he walked out of the house, clutching the mines...

Then... the bearer of the village’s hopes, under the watchful eyes of everyone, stood in the middle of the road.

"Yoohoo~~" he greeted the monster in front of him~~

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...

The monster seemed stunned by the scene before it, freezing in place for a second.

The next second...

"Awooooo——"

A piercing cry followed, then a hundred-meter sprint that brought it directly in front of Chen Xiao.

The hideous mouth below its eyes stretched terrifyingly wide.

Then!!!!!!!

"Aghh~" in one bite,

it swallowed Chen Xiao whole.

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"Aaaaaahahaha~~~ it’s over, it’s over~~ all over~~" Red-haired Kid and Brother Egg, watching this scene, immediately cried and laughed as they embraced each other, completely falling apart.

The others were also baffled by this unexpected yet somehow predictable scene...

"Damn! What the hell, no resistance at all!" Fatty bellowed, no longer bothering to hide anything. Since that "beauty" had seen Chen Xiao come out of the house, hiding was pointless... only a desperate fight remained.

Having said that, he reached in the box and pulled out two grenade launchers, ready to fight to the death.

But just then...

A sizzling sound of electricity came from somewhere.

Everyone heard it, the sound of the mines being set off...

"No way..." Fatty stood there stunned, somewhat giving up on thinking.

The next second

"BOOM!!!!!"

The explosion caused such a tremor that the plaster from the walls of the houses nearby crumbled; thankfully, everyone was inside, or they would have been utterly smashed.

And the maggot-like beauty in front of them turned into a shower of flesh and goo with that blast, splattering the sticky white slime like rain, covering the entire half of the street.