Chaos Heavenly Emperor Technique
Chapter 639 - 640 Hit Me Fast! Whip Me Fast! (1 more update)

Chapter 639: Chapter 640 Hit Me Fast! Whip Me Fast! (1 more update)

"Ouch! My Little Ancestor!"

Yee Xingnan was so anxious that he broke out in a cold sweat. As someone who excelled at slipping away unnoticed, he admitted he was rather good at it. However, playing the hero to save the damsel wasn’t exactly a thief’s specialty!

In his panicked state, Yee Xingnan caught a glimpse of Ling Feng and immediately saw him as a savior.

He had a deep impression of Ling Feng, and although they had some conflicts before, they weren’t really enemies. Besides, Ling Feng had saved Jiang Biyi once before; surely he wouldn’t stand idly by this time, right?

Ling Feng, of course, noticed the situation as well. Ideally, he and the Shadow Organization would prefer not to get entangled in such affairs. After all, Wen Tingguang and the others would probably step in to resolve the issue. At worst, they might just end up locked up for a few days, so he showed no intention of lending a hand.

The surrounding crowd immediately surged forward. Wen Tingguang, Xiahou Lie, and others who had been drinking in the inner hall heard the commotion and came out, only to discover that it was the Tianyang Empire’s guards who had surrounded a woman.

Fiery Sun Sect’s True Disciple, Fung Wuji, frantically scratched his nose and cheeks, almost disfiguring himself.

Xiahou Lie frowned and said angrily, "What is this situation! Elders, is this the so-called welcome banquet you spoke of? How can someone attempt to attack our people in the dark?"

"General Xiahou, please calm down."

Wen Tingguang quickly interjected, "It might just be a minor conflict between the younger generation. Let’s see what’s happening before we judge."

"Yes, yes, yes." Liu Hongzhang agreed rarely with Wen Tingguang, hastily adding, "In my view, it’s just a small quarrel among the youngsters. No need to make a big fuss. Our nations are allies, after all. How could we scheme against your envoy?"

"Hmph!" With a light snort, Xiahou Lie flashed to Fung Wuji’s side, blocking several of his acupoints, and said sternly, "Stop scratching!"

"No, I can’t, I can’t, it’s so itchy, it’s so itchy!" Fung Wuji’s eyes were bloodshot as he yelled violently, "What are you waiting for? Grab her, I need the antidote!"

The guards immediately drew their weapons and all pounced toward Jiang Biyi.

Seeing Ling Feng still not taking action, Yee Xingnan gritted his teeth and shouted loudly, "Brother Ling, isn’t the antidote with you? Hurry and bring it out!"

"Damn!"

Ling Feng nearly spit out a mouthful of blood—this damned fellow was actually dragging him into this mess with such a tactic!

With Yee Xingnan’s shout, Jiang Biyi’s gaze also locked onto Ling Feng instantly, her eyes forming a crescent moon as she said cheerfully, "Haha, it’s you, you bad guy!"

"Indeed, you’re in cahoots!" Fung Wuji, nearly rolling on the ground in his itch, bleeding from his hands, said through gritted teeth, "Grab him, bring him to me!"

"What... what is going on?"

This time, even Wen Tingguang was taken aback—tonight’s events weren’t part of the plan!

Ling Feng shook his head and gave a wry smile, realizing he couldn’t clear his name even if he jumped into the Yellow River.

Since he couldn’t avoid it, Ling Feng shook his head resolutely, stepped forward boldly, and slowly walked beside Jiang Biyi, glaring fiercely at her.

"Giggle, bad guy, I’m so happy to see you!" Jiang Biyi smiled sweetly.

A vein popped on Ling Feng’s forehead as he said depressedly, "I’m not as happy as you are!"

"Friends should help each other out, right?" Jiang Biyi cajoled with a sly grin, taking full advantage of the situation.

"Exactly, as friends!" Yee Xingnan chimed in from somewhere, having snuck up close, "Brother Ling, we owe you one this time."

Ling Feng mentally flipped off the pair countless times and said through clenched teeth, "I don’t remember us ever being so close!"

"Are you done whispering? Antidote, give me the antidote, quick!"

Fung Wuji stared down Ling Feng and his group, seething with anger.

"I told you, the antidote is with Brother Ling, so Brother Ling, you figure it out."

Yee Xingnan shamelessly shifted the blame to Ling Feng, and Jiang Biyi, grinning from ear to ear, said, "Bad guy, I’ll leave it to you!"

Ling Feng’s head went dark as he glared at the young woman, thinking, "The hunter who shoots at birds all day is bound to get pecked eventually." He never imagined he’d be the one to get played.

Shaking his head with a smile, Ling Feng slowly approached Fung Wuji and said indifferently, "Young Master Fung, this antidote, well, it’s simple yet also somewhat difficult. It’s just that I’m not sure if you can handle it."

"The antidote, give me the antidote!"

Fung Wuji’s eyes reddened in desperation, Xiahou Lie had sealed his acupoints, merely preventing him from scratching the itch, but the bizarre, piercing itch was even more unbearable.

"Alright, you asked for it."

Ling Feng’s eyebrows shot up, and he abruptly raised his hand. With a "smack," he viciously slapped Fung Wuji’s face.

"Smack!"

Accompanied by a crisp sound, everyone around was stunned. This fellow, how bold he was! To slap Fung Wuji on the face in front of General Xiahou?

"Boy, do you think I do not exist?"

Xiahou Lie glared furiously, "How dare you insult a younger member of the Tianyang Empire!"

"This is what your Young Master Fung requested himself," Ling Feng shrugged his shoulders, with an innocent look he said, "Young Master Fung, this is General Xiahou who doesn’t allow me to stop your itch. You can’t blame me."

"What?" Fung Wuji was stunned by the slap, but he soon realized that although his face was burning painfully from Ling Feng’s slap, the itchiness really wasn’t so intense anymore.

However, just moments later, the intense itching returned, and Fung Wuji immediately bared his teeth and grimaced, "Quick, hit me again! Slap my face! Quick! Hurry up!"

"Quick, please, slap me!"

Ling Feng looked up at Xiahou Lie and said with a smirk, "General Xiahou, you see, this is what Young Master Fung himself said, right?"

Xiahou Lie swallowed hard, clenched his fists, and let out a cold huff. Seeing Fung Wuji’s eager expression, he could only relent and no longer obstruct.

All onlookers were left dumbfounded. How could there be such a masochistic request, begging to be slapped?

In fact, Ling Feng was using a special technique to reduce Fung Wuji’s sensitivity while slapping him, needing only to wait for half an hour to naturally recover without any medicine.

"Quick, hit me! Slap my face! Quick, slap me! Please!!!"

Fung Wuji, suffering from unbearable itchiness, was nearly hysterical in his roaring.

"Well, everyone heard it. This isn’t me taking advantage of the situation to hit someone, but Young Master Fung himself has made this request. We from the Sky White Empire are, after all, a nation of etiquette and naturally need to fulfill the requests of our friendly neighbors, right?"

Ling Feng said, raising his hand with a cheerful grin.

"Right!"

"Absolutely!"

"Well said!"

The crowd in the hall nodded in agreement. Most of them were from the Sky White Empire, after all, and Ling Feng’s words naturally resonated with the nationals.

Smack smack smack!

Following that, Ling Feng’s palm fell like raindrops, and he eventually turned Fung Wuji’s face into a pig’s head. Then he patted his hands clean, with a calm demeanor he said, "Young Master Fung, how about it? Not itching anymore, right?"

"Right, right! Not only is it no longer itching, but it doesn’t even hurt anymore!"

Fung Wuji nodded hastily, with a laugh he said, "It’s just that my face feels a bit swollen!"

"Pfft..."

At those words, Jiang Biyi could no longer hold back her laughter and burst out laughing, and the surrounding young ladies also started to chuckle behind their hands.

His face wasn’t just swollen; it was outright a pig’s head!