Chaos Heavenly Emperor Technique
Chapter 338: Relics! (1 more)

Chapter 338: Chapter 338: Relics! (1 more)

"Yo, this time you’re actually letting Lord Divine Beast leave voluntarily?"

The Despicable Donkey’s eyes were craftily spinning around as it scrutinized Ling Feng for a while, then suddenly let out a "hehe" sinister laugh, "Kid, Lord Divine Beast is in a good mood today, I’m planning to take you to a nice place, there’s treasure, oh!"

"Treasure?" Ling Feng touched his nose bridge, and those long ears of the Despicable Donkey trembled chaotically, shaking his head he said, "Despicable Donkey, I can’t trust your donkey character, I don’t want to be tricked by you."

"Laughable, Lord Divine Beast never lies!"

When the Despicable Donkey saw Ling Feng about to leave, it immediately used its hooves to grab onto Ling Feng’s clothes, "Kid, this is really a huge bargain this time, if there’s no treasure, let Lord Divine Beast get sores in my mouth, pus on the soles of my feet, and also to be ridden by the old sow night and day! Now you must believe me, right?"

"Uh..."

Ling Feng’s eyelids twitched wildly, thinking that with such a vicious oath, the Despicable Donkey must not be lying to him.

Yue Yunlan and Qiaoqiao, hearing that black donkey’s utterly shameless words, couldn’t help but roll their eyes at it, but obviously they were also very interested in the treasure mentioned by the Despicable Donkey.

"Esteemed Divine Donkey, may I inquire about the treasure you mentioned? Is it convenient for you to let me know as well?" Yue Yunlan asked.

"What Divine Donkey? I, Lord Divine Beast, am at the prime of my life, enchanting thousands of young ladies; you should call me Lord Divine Donkey!"

Yue Yunlan reluctantly acquiesced, calling out, "Lord Divine Donkey."

"Hehe, that’s more like it!" The Despicable Donkey revealed a strange smile, "You, girl, do indeed look quite pleasant to the eye, at least a tiny bit better looking than that ugly freak."

"Tch!" Qiaoqiao rolled her eyes disdainfully, "In your eyes, only a female donkey would be considered good-looking!"

"Ptooey! Dare to call Lord Divine Beast a donkey again, and I’ll bite your head off!"

The Despicable Donkey glared at Qiaoqiao fiercely before turning towards Yue Yunlan, saying calmly, "If you want to go, it’s fine, but whether you get anything good or not, that has nothing to do with Lord Divine Beast."

Yue Yunlan’s heart leaped with joy, nodding she said, "Then thank you, Lord Divine Don—uh, Lord."

"Humph!"

The Despicable Donkey, being called "Lord Divine Donkey" by Yue Yunlan, perked up its tail in pleasure, boasting to Ling Feng with raised eyebrows, "How’s that, you stinky kid, your wife has much better Eye Power than you, but that stinky girl won’t do. I suggest you quickly tell your wife to kick her out, and sell her to a Brothel to work off her debts!"

"What did you say? You stinky donkey!" Qiaoqiao was furious, lifting her foot to kick the black donkey, but due to the donkey’s thick skin and coarse flesh, she ended up bouncing off instead.

"Okay, let’s collect some good karma," Ling Feng shook his head and explained, "And, Miss Yue and I are just friends."

"Psh, just friends, huh? I thought of keeping the good stuff within our own circle, had I known you were just friends I wouldn’t have brought her along." The Despicable Donkey hugged its fore-legs, shaking its head and posturing, "But who can blame Lord Divine Beast for always being generous? I’ll do you the favor, not-so-ugly ugly freak."

Yue Yunlan felt upset inside, having been repeatedly referred to by a black donkey as "ugly freak".

However, considering it was just a donkey, Yue Yunlan managed to let it go.

At least, she was "not that ugly of an ugly freak".

"Lord Divine Donkey, my name is Yue Yunlan," Yue Yunlan still wanted to argue her point.

"Whatever you call it," the black donkey shrugged indifferently, "Kid, bring these two girls along with Lord Divine Beast!"

Having said that, the black donkey swaggered forward, wagging its tail, walking with a gait that looked like a suddenly rich Earth tycoon flaunting his wealth.

Ling Feng smiled helplessly and turned to look at Yue Yunlan, softly saying, "Miss Yue, let’s go."

Yue Yunlan nodded. She had been shaken by the Scaled Demon Princess’s "Star Shining Spirit Pearl", but it was just a minor injury and didn’t affect much.

"Humph, I always feel like following that Despicable Donkey leads to a road of no return!" Qiaoqiao complained.

"Psh, if you don’t love following, then just don’t!" The Despicable Donkey’s ears picked up everything, and Qiaoqiao’s gripes certainly couldn’t escape it.

"Hmph, I want to follow, and I will follow!" Qiaoqiao stuck her tongue out and helped Yue Yunlan up, gritting her teeth, "I want to see what kind of trickery you’re pulling!"

...

Led by the Despicable Donkey, after about two Hours, the group finally arrived at a vast expanse of ruins.