Chaos Heavenly Emperor Technique
Chapter 255 Shameless Donkey!

Chapter 255: Chapter 255 Shameless Donkey!

"Old fellow, are you jealous because this Divine Beast is handsome and charming, attracting you? Chasing me so relentlessly!"

Despicable Donkey was fleeing while cursing, "If it weren’t for that immortal old man who sabotaged me, leaving me with less than one ten-thousandth of my strength, one fart from your Grandpa Divine Donkey would have blown you to death!"

Fung Wuheng’s face turned darker as he chased, swearing to himself that once he caught this Despicable Donkey, he would first cut off its damned tongue for a drink!

Just then, Despicable Donkey suddenly spotted Ling Feng below and also saw an old man with the strength of a Half-step Emperor next to him. Its crafty eyes swiveled and it bolted towards the direction of Ling Feng and the old man, shooting like lightning.

When Fung Wuheng saw Despicable Donkey suddenly accelerate, he roared, "You despicable donkey, don’t think you can escape!"

A torrent of demon wind and swirling black clouds swept in, striking the ground like a comet.

That Despicable Donkey shamelessly rushed forward, putting on an excited face, and shouted, "Master, I finally found you!"

While saying this, it even tried to hug Ling Feng’s leg.

Such a disgraceful stance, completely forgetting how it had once abandoned Ling Feng.

Ling Feng’s mouth twitched. Who could have imagined this black donkey would shamelessly use him to avoid disaster!

"Get lost, you despicable donkey!" Ling Feng’s forehead darkened as he quickly retreated, unwilling to be entangled by this black donkey.

Less than ten breaths later, Fung Wuheng also landed and saw how the Despicable Donkey repeatedly called Ling Feng ’Master’. His brows furrowed and he was about to burst out but then saw Yan Cangtian beside him, his expression involuntarily changed.

"You... you are Yan Cangtian?"

Decades ago, Yan Cangtian was exceptionally famous in the Imperial City, known by everyone.

Though Yan Cangtian had aged a lot over the years, his presence as a Half-step Emperor couldn’t be faked.

"I am indeed Yan Cangtian." Yan Cangtian stroked his beard, his gaze shifting towards Ling Feng and the Despicable Donkey, he couldn’t help but ask, "Say, young man, what exactly is your relationship with this despicable donkey?"

"No relation!"

"He is my most most most most most respected master!"

Almost simultaneously, Black Donkey and Ling Feng blurted out.

"Despicable Donkey, you really have the gall to say such things." Ling Feng’s forehead darkened, he knew very well what this fellow was up to.

Even if this Despicable Donkey were to be slaughtered, he wouldn’t feel the slightest bit sad; instead, he’d likely clap in delight.

"Damn, master, you really deny the donkey the moment you pull up your pants!" Black Donkey clung desperately to Ling Feng’s leg, "Do you still remember the Little Black Donkey by the Great Ming Lake?"

Ling Feng’s mouth twitched. This Divine Donkey Master really knew how to be humble, saying disgusting things just to save his skin.

"Elder, this despicable donkey has nothing to do with me; feel free to drag him out for donkey meat burgers or steam him if you wish, I’d be willing to share a bite when it’s cooked!"

Ling Feng was doing everything to disassociate himself from this despicable donkey.

Human scum has no equal, donkey scum...

There’s none!

"Is that so?" Fung Wuheng turned to look at Yan Cangtian, speaking very cautiously, "So, Brother Yan, you surely wouldn’t protect this despicable donkey, right?"

Yan Cangtian laughed out loud, "Since the donkey has nothing to do with my young friend here, why would I bother sticking up for it."

Fung Wuheng finally breathed a sigh of relief. Being a Half-step Emperor himself, Yan Cangtian’s aura was slightly stronger than his. Together with the black donkey, even he would not have an easy time.

"Thanks a lot, Brother Yan, for that despicable donkey causing such a ruckus at the auction, spouting shameless words, it truly deserves nothing less than a hundred deaths!"

A cold glint flashed in Fung Wuheng’s eyes as he raised his palm high and bellowed, "Despicable Donkey, accept your death now!"

The Despicable Donkey immediately hid behind Ling Feng, clinging tightly and refusing to let go, "You little brat, you actually stand by and watch me die, you’ll suffer retribution for this!"

"Humph, you deserve even more than death!"

Ling Feng tried hard to shake off the Little Black Donkey, but it was like a clingy plaster, refusing to let go no matter what.

Fung Wuheng trembled with rage but dared not act rashly, fearing that if he injured Ling Feng in the process, Yan Cangtian would have no choice but to intervene.

"You brat, if it wasn’t for your Grandpa Divine Donkey’s mercy back then, sparing your life, you would have already become a poop in Grandpa Donkey’s belly! How ungrateful can you be?"

The Little Black Donkey’s hooves clung tightly to Ling Feng, its strength far surpassing Ling Feng’s, making it impossible for Ling Feng to escape its grasp no matter how hard he struggled.

Ling Feng felt his head throbbing, "You despicable donkey are great at twisting words, let go already, aren’t you Lord Divine Donkey? Go fight! Obliterate your opponent to dregs!"

"Hmph, your Grandpa Divine Donkey is not feeling well today, running a stomach upset. That old man, if you dare, wait for your Grandpa Donkey for eight hundred years, and after eight hundred years, Grandpa Donkey will come to settle the score with you!"

The Little Black Donkey’s long ears swung incessantly, showing a row of neat big teeth, and without a blush, it spoke nonsense.

Eight hundred years?

The lifespan of human warriors and demons simply isn’t on the same level, let alone a Half-step Emperor, even a true Creation Realm Emperor has a lifespan of just over five hundred years.

In eight hundred years, Fung Wuheng’s bones would have turned to ashes.

"You despicable donkey!" Fung Wuheng flashed forward, arriving in front of Ling Feng with a sweep of his arm, pressing down directly towards the donkey’s head.

Seeing the danger, the Little Black Donkey immediately grabbed Ling Feng’s body, actually intending to use Ling Feng as a human shield.

Unable to break free, Ling Feng saw Fung Wuheng’s palm coming down, a gust of wind hit his face, and cold sweat streamed down his forehead.

Fortunately, Fung Wuheng withdrew his hand in time and shot a strand of Finger Wind from his left hand, aiming straight at the donkey’s buttocks.

The Despicable Donkey, ever so agile, twisted its body, the Finger Wind whizzed past, turning directly towards Ling Feng’s thigh.

"Not good!"

Ling Feng quickly retreated, but the Finger Wind was too fast, about to pierce through his knee when a golden light flashed, and Yan Cangtian intervened in time, neutralizing the Finger Wind.

The Despicable Donkey, having almost settled on using Ling Feng as a shield, stubbornly refused to release his hooves, leaving everyone present quite helpless.

The Little Black Donkey secretly thought that this stalemate couldn’t go on, rolling its eyes, it came up with another plan and used Sound Transmission into Seclusion to Ling Feng, "You bratty boy, if this Divine Beast dies, you surely won’t receive the full inheritance from Emperor Sky White, huh, otherwise, why do you think Emperor Sky White himself handed this Divine Beast over to that old immortal?"

Beaten and tormented by the Little Black Donkey, Ling Feng also felt there was some reason in what it said, perhaps this Little Black Donkey was indeed connected to the complete inheritance of Emperor Sky White, and he couldn’t just stand idly by and watch it die.

"Hmm, I’m not against helping you, Despicable Donkey, but does our agreement from that day still hold?"

"Pah, your Divine Donkey Master always keeps his word, when have I ever gone back on it?"

The Despicable Donkey cried out loudly. However, to be fair, this Little Black Donkey did have a sense of integrity; on their journey, it hadn’t committed wanton slaughter or cannibalism, it was just naturally troublesome, causing issues everywhere.

"Fine, I’ll trust you once more."

Ling Feng made up his mind, this time deciding to bind the Little Black Donkey with a Spiritual Beast Blood Contract directly and see how this creature would try to wriggle out of it.