Chaos Heavenly Emperor Technique
Chapter 165: The Most Despicable Black Donkey!

Chapter 165: Chapter 165: The Most Despicable Black Donkey!

"Zi Feng, don’t tell me that’s the extremely, extremely, extremely terrifying Demon Beast!" Ling Feng asked in his mind.

"This..."

Zi Feng was obviously surprised too. It had previously sensed an aura nearly akin to a Sixth Level Demon Beast (the same as Demon King Level) but was also taken aback upon seeing it in person.

But then again, normal donkeys can’t just lie around like that, can they? Perhaps this donkey wasn’t an ordinary one but a Divine Donkey.

But then again, a Divine Donkey is still a donkey, right?

Good heavens, what kind of donkey could cultivate to the level of a Demon King? That’s just defying the heavens!

Ling Feng stared dumbfounded at the donkey, with its pure black fur gleaming, standing still with a shocked expression on its face.

Even Zi Feng was somewhat stupefied, staring at the black donkey lying in the rocking chair, those long ears, large flat teeth, shiny black eyeballs...

No matter how you looked at it, this was just an ordinary donkey!

"Hey, hey, hey, what’s with the staring? Haven’t you ever seen a donkey as handsome as this Divine Beast before?"

Suddenly, the donkey on the lounger did a Carp Jump, leaping straight up.

That’s right, this donkey actually stood upright!

The black donkey stretched lazily with a solid stretch, then its shiny black eyes swiveled to look at Ling Feng, "Hey, who are you, daring to interrupt this Divine Beast’s sweet dreams?"

Ling Feng stood rooted to the spot, as if he had turned to stone.

What kind of Demon Beast was this?

It’s one thing to be a donkey, but to speak as well!

A donkey that walked upright and could talk!

"Hey, hey, hey, although this Divine Beast knows he’s quite handsome, staring like that is going to cost you!"

The black donkey crossed its front hooves over its chest, shaking its head and swishing the lock of mane on its forehead, striking a few poses it deemed very suave, and chuckled, "Look at these biceps, look at these tendons... Tsk tsk tsk... Gorgeous, absolutely gorgeous!"

Ling Feng’s mouth twitched in a spasm. What was it like to have a donkey preening in front of you?

It was like millions of strands of grass screaming past.

Even Zi Feng watched with wide eyes, thinking the black donkey must be a bit off in the head.

The black donkey grinned, showing a row of neat, white teeth, and its highly humanlike face took on a very smug look.

"May I ask... what kind of donkey are you?" Ling Feng was stunned for a long moment before finally voicing his first question.

"How dare you speak to me that way?" The black donkey walked towards Ling Feng on its two hind legs and aimed a hoof at him.

Ling Feng ducked instinctively, and the black donkey didn’t chase him down. Instead, it sat on the ground with a front hoof propping up its chin, its tail swishing and thwacking the ground.

"Kid, I haven’t even come looking for you, and yet you dare come seeking out this Divine Beast. You’ve got a lot of nerve," the black donkey said, looking up at Ling Feng with a calm tone.

"Since I can’t get out, we were bound to meet sooner or later," Ling Feng casually replied.

"You’re seeing it rather laid-back," said the black donkey, patting the ground next to it and grinning, "Sit, sit, sit, have a chat with this Divine Beast."

Ling Feng hesitated for a moment but sat down, "I can chat with you, but can you tell me how to leave this place?"

"Hey, you want to leave? This Divine Beast wants out too!" The black donkey lay down quite comfortably and propped up what seemed to be his Erlang’s legs... no, Erlang’s hooves.

"You’re trapped here too?" Ling Feng was stunned. Wasn’t this black donkey the guardian Demon Beast of the Mist Ghost Forest?

"Cut the crap, if I weren’t trapped here, would I be staying around nibbling on grass?" the black donkey said, with a long drool dripping from the corner of its mouth, staring at Ling Feng with ill intent, "Kid, come to think of it, it’s been a few centuries since I last tasted meat."

"You’re a donkey right? Since when do donkeys eat meat!" Ling Feng was taken aback.

"Rubbish, you’re the donkey, your whole family are donkeys! I am a Divine Donkey!" The black donkey flipped over and sat up, glaring at Ling Feng, seeming somewhat agitated.

Ling Feng’s mouth twitched a few times, muttering to himself: Divine Donkey is still a donkey...

"However, considering you’re quite an amusing little kid and didn’t run away at the sight of me, I’ll let you live a bit longer. Once I get bored of chatting, I’ll eat you! And you too!"

The black donkey chuckled and glanced at Ling Feng and Zi Feng with bad intentions before lying down again.

"Damn it!"

Ling Feng cursed inwardly, this black donkey was a Sixth Level Demon, if it wanted to eat him, would he still have a life to live?

"Hey hey hey, have you not noticed that I am but a stone, and stones don’t taste good!" Zi Feng said anxiously.

The black donkey’s eyeballs rolled and settled on Zi Feng, "You’re quite a strange creature, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Demon like you."

"I’ve never seen a Demon like you either; has the black Donkey become a spirit?" Zi Feng muttered softly.

Those big ears of the black donkey flapped a few times like half a fan, and upon hearing Zi Feng dare to call him "spirit of the black donkey," immediately got so angry that it jumped up, "You little thing, I will eat you if you don’t believe me!"

Ling Feng coughed lightly and quickly changed the subject, "My name is Ling Feng, may I know how to address the Divine Donkey brother?"

"Stop that brotherly nonsense in front of me, you’re going to be eaten anyway." The black donkey rolled over to its side, its eyes gleaming, and chuckled, "You just need to call me Lord Divine Donkey in the future."

"Alright, Lord Divine Donkey," Ling Feng restrained a chuckle and asked, "I’m curious why Lord Divine Donkey ended up here. If I’m not wrong, this place seems to be bound by a powerful Array, and no one is leaving until the Formation is broken."

"Oh?" The black donkey sprang up abruptly, "You’re quite insightful, kid. Emperor Sky White did set up some crappy Formation indeed. Could it be that you also understand Formations?"

"Just a little bit." Ling Feng glanced at the black donkey, deducing from its words that it must have been trapped here by someone known as "Emperor Sky White."

And who would be so bold as to call themselves "Emperor," and even be named "Emperor Sky White," unless perhaps it was a founding ancestor of the Sky White Empire?

"Only a bit you say, seems like you’re useless then, might as well eat you up! Stir-fried human flesh should be quite tasty, steaming isn’t bad either... no no, I haven’t eaten meat for hundreds of years, I should dry it into human jerky to savor slowly."

A hint of disappointment crossed the black donkey’s face, and then it started to ponder over how to eat Ling Feng.

Ling Feng’s forehead darkened as he grumbled, "I was just being modest earlier, in reality I know quite a lot, a whole lot!"

Of course, he knew nothing, but at this moment, he could only bluff.

"Oh?" The black donkey stopped muttering, perked up and excitedly said, "So you mean, you’re confident you can leave this damned place?"

"About seventy to eighty percent confident," Ling Feng spoke seriously, "However, before that, we need to agree on terms. I’ll get you out, and you can’t harm me in return."

"Heh, you’re funny, kid, daring to bargain with me?" The black donkey raised its hoof, chuckling with malice.

"If you don’t agree then forget it, you might as well eat me now, for without me to take you out, you can stay here and eat grass for the rest of your life!"

The black donkey’s eyeballs rolled wildly before it finally nodded its donkey head, "Fine, I won’t eat you, but if you dare to play any tricks, humph, I’ll eat you alive!"

"Once a promise is made, it’s harder to catch than a team of four horses!"

"Quit it, what’s a horse to me!" the black donkey said indignantly, "You should say, once a promise is made, it’s harder to chase than four donkeys!"

"Alright alright alright." Ling Feng rolled his eyes and amended, "Once a promise is made, it’s harder to chase than four donkeys!"

"I’ll trust you this once then!"

The black donkey moved its hoofs, turned around, and beckoned Ling Feng with its front hoof, chuckling, "Hey kid, follow me and don’t be too surprised later on!"