Carrying a Jurassic on me
Chapter 806 - 436 Aipao City

Chapter 806: Chapter 436 Aipao City

"Yan Xiaofei, bring me your contract seal for a moment!" Just after entering, Xu Xiaoyan greeted and went straight to Yan Fei’s desk, took the seal she was looking for from the drawer, and turned her head to see what Boss Yan was up to. She couldn’t help but ask. "What are you doing measuring back and forth on the map with a ruler?"

"I’m measuring the distance from here to Hai City, that’s what I call having a global vision." Yan Fei answered while he had already calculated the data in his mind. "Is it really that far from here to Hai City? It’s over eight hundred kilometers!"

"Are you that idle, weren’t you supposed to be learning a foreign language? Why are you studying a map now?" Xu Xiaoyan asked, not leaving with the company seal in hand. "Have you mastered Japanese yet?"

"Mastered it, I think now I can even communicate with foreigners, but it’s useless without a foreigner around. I can’t possibly go out on the street, find a foreigner and just insist on talking to them!" Yan Fei continued to measure on the map as he spoke.

"You’d still need to find a foreigner though!" The girl was amused by his statement. "In our small town, go find a foreigner and see. If there really were one here, and you could communicate with them in their mother tongue, they would definitely be delighted. What are you measuring now?"

"Now that I’ve learned Japanese, I can’t not know how far Japan is from us, can I? Let me measure again..." While Yan Fei was talking, he had already finished measuring and instantly came up with the result. "Hey! From Hai City to the closest city in Japan, Aipao City, it turns out to be just over eight hundred kilometers as well. It’s exactly the same as from here to Hai City! If it’s directly from here to Aipao City, that would be one thousand six hundred kilometers. It perfectly forms an isosceles triangle—I didn’t realize we were so close to Japan, just over three thousand li away!"

The girl listened, utterly confused: "What’s Aipao City? Does Japan have a city called Apple?"

"You’re so obsessed with foreign languages that you’ve gone crazy, I’m speaking Chinese here, don’t you know what Aipao means?" Yan Fei explained proudly. "It’s that city close to us that got bombed during the war, the one that endured atomic bombs and artillery."

"..." The girl was speechless at his logic and didn’t want to argue with him about the absurd designation of atomic bombs and artillery. "Couldn’t you have a little sympathy for that disaster though?"

"Heh!" Yan Fei scoffed. "A few people died from that bombing, but how many died over here when they attacked us? Our family made so many Ghost Head Knives to behead them, and we didn’t get a dime for it. If it weren’t for that, we wouldn’t have to work now and still have money to spend!"

This illogical reasoning left the girl feeling powerless, thankful she knew his character well. With strangers, he could be like a silent gourd, but with acquaintances, he never stopped talking. Otherwise, she felt she might have gotten sick from his antics! She imagined that as a child, not speaking much, he must have been concocting these sorts of ’theories’ in his mind, and now he was full of such twisted and fallacious sayings that it left her wanting to argue but unable to.

If it were any other subject, she might have debated it a bit, but discussing the Ghost Head Knife with Yan Fei was a no-go. He was heavily ’educated’ on this topic from his grandfather since he was young. In short, it was also a part of the legacy of the Old Yan Family, and even Xu Xiaoyan couldn’t count how many times she had heard the old man go on about it while she played with Yan Fei.

"Alright, you keep messing around!" The girl didn’t want to bother with the idle boss anymore, but she couldn’t help getting in one last remark on her way out. "Why don’t you find a protractor next and measure the angles of that isosceles triangle of yours, figure out how many degrees the acute angles and obtuse angle are?"

"No need for that, measuring those wouldn’t be useful," said Yan Fei with a smile.

"So measuring the straight-line distance is useful? Even if you want to go to Hai City, you still have to take a train or bus, right? Why don’t you just take out the road and railway traffic atlas, wouldn’t you know then?"

"It’s just for fun!" laughed Yan Fei. "Oh, honey, why do you need the contract seal? Isn’t there one over there? When you’re not busy, come..."

"Oh my, I’ve been all confused by you, this seal is urgently needed!" The girl took the seal and left. "It’s for signing a mushroom cultivation agreement, one is not enough, I was saying you could come and help out when you’re free! But really..."

In the girl’s opinion, this guy was idle with nothing to do, while next door Pang Fa was busy as could be, and this one didn’t even offer to help, just kept himself preoccupied with trivial things.

The girl came back pouting after a short while, "It’s all your fault. I was thinking I could get those two contract seals done quickly, but I ended up grinding mouths with you here. By the time I got there, they had already stamped the agreements, and they even made fun of me!"

"Isn’t that just perfect! What did they tease you about?" Yan Fei chuckled mischievously, glanced out the window, and then moved closer. "Come on, pull the curtains shut and sit here to play for a while!"

Seeing his face ready to do some hooliganish things, the girl shot him a glance, "Get lost, in broad daylight, what are you up to! Just now, they were saying I wouldn’t bear to leave as soon as I arrived, and now you’re causing a scene? You haven’t studied today, don’t touch me. I’m going to get busy... hey, don’t pull me... annoying..."

"Do you think you can escape? Hmph!" Just as the girl threw the contract seal that had been sent over onto the desk and turned to run, Yan Fei shamelessly grabbed her, refusing to let her go. "Didn’t you prepare a separate office for me just so it would be convenient for the two of us? Don’t go!"

"Pah! That’s for your work convenience now that you have more matters to deal with, not for you to bully people!" The girl’s face was red as could be.

Initially, Xiang Rui and a few girls decided to set up a separate office for Yan Fei because he was always running around. One reason was that, after all, he was a boss, and it was more convenient for him to handle affairs or entertain guests in his own office, and the second reason was to facilitate his studies. But this guy often used it as an excuse, boldly claiming that preparing an office was for his and the girl’s convenience to do things not fit for outsiders to see...

In short, if a person is shameless, they can come up with any excuse, and nobody can do anything about it—the more shameless thing was that this guy even deliberately installed curtains in his office. It was like trying to hide but only making it more conspicuous; everyone in the place, men, women, old and young, knew what he was up to.

Ever since those curtains had been installed, the girl had felt too embarrassed to come in when he was alone for a long time...

Seeing that she was about to fall into Boss Yan’s evil clutches, the girl of course tried her best to resist, but tactics like pretending someone was passing by the window were useless. Boss Yan had ears all around; whether or not someone was coming by, he knew without even looking, a move the girl had tried countless times to no avail.

"Hey, stop it, we’ve been off for so long, and you never thought to have your brother come over for a few days. It’s so hot, the poor kid. Do you actually enjoy seeing your brother suffer while you have a good time?" In the midst of struggling, the girl used an old tactic, bringing up family members, which usually worked very well whenever this guy was up to no good.

But this time, Yan Fei didn’t care at all, "Even if you mention my father, it won’t work. I’m not letting you go. Come here and give me a kiss..."

"No... mmm..." The girl had barely said a word when she could no longer speak.

"Beep beep beep..." The girl’s resistance grew weaker and weaker, about to be completely overrun, when suddenly the pager Xiaohei on the office desk started to vibrate and ring, calling its owner.

With her face flushed, the girl took the opportunity to push the hooligan boss away and laughed out loud, "Quick, see who’s paging you now; it might be something urgent!"

Picking it up out of curiosity, Yan Fei said, "Professor Qi? What’s up with him?"

"Why don’t you call back and find out?" Xu Xiaoyan took the chance to push him away and still refused to let go of her, retreating a couple of steps. "Go on, make the call! Stop messing around, if Professor Qi has nothing important, he wouldn’t page you; it must be something serious..."

"Alright, but don’t you dare leave, wait..." Yan Fei said as he dialed the phone while still keeping a watchful eye on the girl, afraid she would run away.