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Chapter 395 - 106: Don’t Hit People, Invincible Little Water Gun _1

Chapter 395: Chapter 106: Don’t Hit People, Invincible Little Water Gun _1

Bang!

The response to the two young thieves’ pleas for mercy was a baton strike.

"Ah...don’t hit us, Brother... We surrender... we surrender..." As soon as he pleaded, Brother Liang, who got struck with a baton, began to shriek for mercy. He started limping while speaking.

Bang!

Another strike of the baton.

"Don’t talk, just lead the way honestly."

"Yes, yes!"

Although the two men were verbally compliant, they were actually not. As they walked, they sped up a bit, jumped over the roadside ditch seeing the young man trailing behind them with the slow-moving cattle, and ran off at once.

But after running only a few steps, the sound of thuds resounded twice. They both dived headfirst into the wheat field!

Then they heard the young man shout from behind, "Come here! Last warning, if you’re not honest next time, I’ll hit your heads!"

It turns out, unbeknownst to them, the young man had picked up two stones and knocked them flat on the ground with them.

The duo instantly became obedient. They were hit pretty hard on their backs, and they couldn’t even reach to rub their backs, the discomfort was excruciating!

Now their hopes of escape were completely dashed. This Er Gouzi even started to sob inconsolably.

Brother Liang tried to comfort him: "It’s okay. If we have to, we’ll just do some time in jail. What are you crying for? Be a man!"

The young man remained silent, but who knows what kind of plans he was concocting in his mind.

They soon reached a village in Sancha River township. The young man saw them stop and asked, "Is it here?"

The two nodded, pointing to a nearby house, "It’s this house’s cattle on the side of the road!"

The young man immediately started shouting, "Anyone home? If anyone’s lost a cow, come out and take a look. Hurry up! The cattle thieves have been caught!"

His voice was so loud, at least half of the village must have heard in the middle of the night.

All in an instant, all hell broke loose. Each household first turned on their lights, then sounds of doors opening, and footfalls emerged from the courtyards. Then the compound gates opened, and men and women, still haphazardly dressed, ran toward the direction of the sound.

In the blink of an eye, groups of people surrounded both sides of the road.

An old man, looking flustered, ran over. At first glance, he recognized the cow being led by Yan Fei and the two disheveled thieves.

Coming over to Yan Fei, he first slapped himself twice. "Thanks for your help, lad! My son brought his wife back to her mother’s house tonight. I was afraid of the cattle being stolen, so I didn’t dare close my eyes. I didn’t expect that just when I dozed off, my cattle disappeared. Thanks heavens for you catching these two damn, black-hearted thieves!"

The young man wasn’t in a rush and said, "Everyone, please help confirm if this is indeed the cow of the old man here. Does anyone recognize his cow? Please help confirm!"

The crowd gathered around and inspected the cow closely. After they all examined it, everyone nodded, "It’s Old Guo’s cow, his cow wears a red cloth on its ring. Look, here it is."

After several people assured, the young man handed the cow to the old man, smiling, "You’re in luck, old man! I am Yan Fei, I run a cattle farm at the bridgehead in town. I was returning from the Provincial City tonight and hitched a ride passing by here. I happened to encounter these two thieves and captured them. They had run all the way to the next county, it’s a sheer stroke of luck that I encountered them."

What luck!

Everyone was clamoring, reminding Old Guo to remember this favor. The two cattle thieves were totally forgotten about.

While expressing his gratitude profusely, Old Guo railed against them: "You two cattle thieves will surely come to no good end."

"Exactly! You’ve lost your consciences!"

"..."

For a moment, the air was full of curses.

"Everyone stop, stop, stop! Let me talk!" Yan Fei opened his mouth to halt the shouting and cursing. "These two cow thieves need to be handed over to the police station. You can’t take the law in your own hands and beat them up. Although many people think that the law does not punish the masses, you are not supposed to assault anyone, the police station wouldn’t touch you either if you do. But hitting someone is still wrong. Even if these two are taken to the station, they will not be beaten, but incarcerated for a few days. Don’t make a mistake. Don’t hit anyone..."

The two cow thieves, who were already terrified, cursed under their breath upon hearing his words: Damn it. Who the hell hit us? Why does he keep emphasizing ’no hitting’? They dug into his house...

"Brother Yan, enough talk. Even if it’s a mistake, we’re taking responsibility!" Finally, a middle-aged man responded. "Fellow villagers, let’s beat these two damned cow thieves to death!"

With a great hullabaloo, the crowd rushed forward! Fists and feet flew everywhere, and cries of pain echoed around.

How clean could the rural roads be? Piles of firewood and random branches, as well as stones and broken bricks scattered everywhere, had been accumulating over time. Now they were finally put to use.

Yan Fei was still shouting on the side: "Everyone be careful, go easy, don’t hit their heads. If you kill them, we won’t be able to take them to the police station. It’s enough to vent a little frustration with a few punches. Old man, what are you doing with such a big stone? You can’t even move it, are you trying to crush someone to death?"

As he shouted until his throat was dry, Old Guo came carrying a big pot of poached eggs. He handed it to Yan Fei as he tried to convince him, "Young brother, you’ve been working hard all night, eat some eggs to fill your stomach!"

It wasn’t just two eggs, there must be at least ten!

Yan Fei didn’t stand on ceremony, and started eating right away, making Old Guo grin from ear to ear.

And darn, with added sugar, it was so sweet and delicious.

Eating and drinking while watching everyone ’vent’ was getting tastier with each bite!

By the time everyone had ’vented’, the two cattle thieves were almost out of breath.

Yan Fei finished all the eggs and handed the big teapot back to Old Guo. He went up to the two thieves and kicked them: "Can you walk? Get up and walk if you’re okay. Better hurry! The police station is still far away. If you don’t move and it gets light, people in other villages might hear that you stole cows and beat you up too. I can’t stop that many people!"

On hearing his words, the two cattle thieves groaned and struggled to get up.

The duo finally realized, that this sir in front of them, who didn’t hurt them badly before, wasn’t being soft-hearted, he wasn’t planning to let them off easily!

They initially thought they had run into a fool poking fun with a toy water gun, but later found out that he was not a fool, but a harbinger of disaster. And after all that had happened, the two understood even better that not only was he a harbinger of disaster, he was a ruthless, cruel, and particularly scheming one at that.

Wondering if the villages on the way would know they were cow thieves? It would depend on whether the man in front felt like shouting it out for them. Maybe he would yell out if he was in a good mood, and even if not, he might still shout it out - anyway, the thieves weren’t banking on his mood.

Seeing that the two thieves were struggling to get up, Yan Fei kindly shouted to the folks around: "Can someone get a stick for them to prop themselves up? I don’t think they will make it to the police station without them!"

Immediately, two young men rushed over to grab some sticks. They thrashed the thieves with them before handing over the sticks.

Finally, leaning on the sticks and supporting each other, the two thieves managed to stand up.

The surrounding people thanked him and Old Guo, in particular, was pulling him, not wanting him to go.

With much persuasion, Yan Fei managed to make his exit.

Those who came forward to persuade Yan Fei to stay for breakfast incidentally knocked down the cow thieves a few more times.

As he walked with wretched thieves, Yan Fei bored, started playing around with the water gun, shooting at them, "Is this gun real or not? Is it real or not? Did you think that just because I’m not in uniform, my gun doesn’t shoot bullets?"

The two thieves were inconsolable, cursing their fate for running into such a harbinger of disaster.

What was intolerable was the tiny water gun that kept spraying water all the way. The insides of their coats were all soaked through. It seemed like the water in that damn gun never ran out!

Luckily, as they passed two or three villages on the way, the man seemed to have had a change of heart or maybe he forgot while playing with his water gun. Either way, he didn’t call out to each village to view the ’cow thieves’.

Though that tiny yet mighty water gun was really harsh. In the freezing cold, their bodies were dripping with water, and the ’bullets’ in it were still