Carrying a Jurassic on me
Chapter 361 - 78 A Leaky House Is Further Drenched by Night Rain_2

Chapter 361: Chapter 78 A Leaky House Is Further Drenched by Night Rain_2

"Oh!" Yan Fei responded nonchalantly. "Then I’ll turn myself in, Director Lin. I’ve made a mistake. I went to the reservoir to enjoy the scenery, and a python came to eat me. I didn’t let it eat me obediently, which was a big mistake. But what was even worse was that not only did I not let it eat me, my uncle and I split it and ate it. You should hurry up and take me away! And remember to arrest my uncle too! I’m betraying my own family and reporting him for eating a piece as well."

This incoherent rambling, it must be honed from spending everyday with Heizi. In truth, he was purposely making mischief, so that Lin Baoguo wouldn’t bother him about joining the militia anymore.

"This is exactly why I want you to join the militia!" Seeing Yan Fei’s attitude, Lin Baoguo somehow became less angry. "Being a militiaman doesn’t demand much. You just need to learn some military techniques once or twice a year, and there will be occasional classes on theoretical knowledge. You should learn more and broaden your mind. Look at you now, always running your mouth and doing inappropriate things, you’ve become a ruffian! How can you be worthy of your wife who is a college graduate?"

Upon hearing that he needed to attend classes on theory and education, Yan Fei was even less willing. "Then I definitely won’t. Look at how much stuff I have to learn every day! Rearing cattle, growing vegetables, raising earthworms, and now even attending school... when would I have the spare time to listen to theoretical classes!"

"Don’t jump to conclusions so early. Let me explain the situation to you slowly, and then decide." Seeing the stubborn Yan Fei, Lin Baoguo really had no other choice but to patiently continue his explanation.

"For example, when you are catching a thief or something similar, you have to be careful of revenge... Alright, alright, stop rolling your eyes. I get it, you’re not afraid of revenge! But you also have to consider this, as a thief you only need to be careful for a moment, but people need to be on guard against thieves all the time!"

Lin Baoguo racked his brains for reasoning: "Moreover, what about the cattle farm, the cows and the other people? Can you guard it all day? Once you become a militia, you become part of an organized force. You won’t have to worry about missed thieves seeking revenge, isn’t that great?"

He talked earnestly and tirelessly, but not a word went into Yan Fei’s ears. They were merely background noise while he finished a small pot of meat.

Lin Baoguo was determined this time, seemingly insisting that he would not stop speaking until Yan Fei agreed.

The more he grew to understand him, the more he felt that Yan Fei was like a ticking time bomb, who could cause trouble at any moment. He had already attracted gunmen by merely selling a cow - who knew what could happen next?

Although he knew that Yan Fei was always in the right, his young age didn’t inspire confidence. Lin Baoguo was really afraid that one day Yan Fei would cause some trouble. Leaving everything aside, with his Kung Fu skills and astounding strength, and his ability to chase rabbits and catch fish barehanded, if this guy ever decided to commit crime, he would cause great havoc!

Last time, when the county police station came to arrest the criminal, they suggested recruiting Yan Fei into the station. But Lin Baoguo knew Yan Fei too well - he would absolutely refuse to work under his command. So, he came up with a way, since the militia was being reformed anyway, why not let him join it?

He doesn’t need military training, just attending some educational courses would do. Besides, Lin Baoguo believed that with Yan Fei’s age, if he gets the identity of a militiaman, perhaps after attending a few educational classes, he would develop a sense of collective honor and pride, and will better himself in the future, right?

To put it in simpler terms, it’s like appointing the student with the worst discipline as a disciplinary committee member in primary school. This was where Lin Baoguo got his idea from.

After finishing his meal, Yan Fei stared blankly at the empty pot, ignoring Lin Baoguo’s words completely, seemingly still listening to the ’sermon’, but his mind was already elsewhere.

As he was zoning out, he suddenly felt something was wrong.

And then he knew, the formidable Sarcosuchus from his dinosaur world, had finally died.

If Lin Baoguo were not present, Yan Fei would certainly have cheered loudly. But, his uncle was still talking to him. Yan Fei felt that his situation could be summed up in one phrase: When it rains, it pours!

The food he had just gorged on seemed to have disappeared in the blink of an eye, making him hungry again!

And it wasn’t just ordinary hunger, it was as if he hadn’t eaten for days!

The hunger alone was bearable, but the aroma of the meat in the pot next to him kept wafting towards him. The familiar aroma at this moment was extremely appealing. His normally sensitive nose seemed to be taking revenge on him at this moment, making him smell everything clearly no matter how much he resisted.

He had just eaten several plates of appetizers and a small pot of meat in front of his uncle. If he continued to eat right now, he might scare his uncle. He decided to wait until his uncle left before eating again!

But the more he tried to endure and wait, the harder it was.

On one hand, Lin Baoguo was still patiently explaining to him why he should actively join the organization; on the other hand, his stomach rebelled, his nose defected, and the tempting meat in the pot next door was beckoning to his grumbling stomach.

How he was feeling now was simply indescribable.

Seeing Lin Baoguo getting more and more impassioned, talking about national justice and citizen responsibility, Yan Fei felt helpless.