Carrying a Jurassic on me
Chapter 1576 - 755: Imaginary Daughter-in-Law, Build Another Laboratory

Chapter 1576: Chapter 755: Imaginary Daughter-in-Law, Build Another Laboratory

At the entrance of the Agricultural University, a group of guys with rumbling stomachs bravely endured their hunger, craned their necks like fighting roosters, and scanned the sidewalk in anticipation.

"Brother Fei, when is your lady arriving?" Han Ming swallowed his spit. "I’m so hungry I could die. You’re not tricking us, are you?"

"She’ll be here soon, just about to arrive." Yan Fei didn’t know what to say to these guys. "Do you guys have nothing better to do? You’re standing here hungry just to keep me company while I wait for someone, even though she’s my wife-to-be. Can you even steal her away or what?"

"Can’t we take a look even if we can’t steal her away?" Mao Jie chuckled. "Looking at a beauty makes one happy, it’s enjoyable for us!"

"Exactly, exactly." That was Qiu Longbo’s catchphrase.

"What if she’s not a beauty!" Yan Fei retorted.

"We’d be even happier, just imagining you having to kneel and wash clothes beside a dinosaur every day makes us eat an extra two bowls of rice." At first glance, Hu Yidao seemed a paragon of justice, but once you get to know him, his true colors show—he’s also quite the sleaze. "Best if she’s also a Kung Fu master, hitting you whenever she dislikes something, and after getting annoyed outside, comes home to beat you up..."

"I mean, it’s just that I have a girlfriend, why does that bother you so much?" Seeing everyone else express their agreement, Yan Fei was truly at a loss for words.

"Jealousy, envy, admiration..." Mao Jie was getting excited while talking, slapping the people next to him wildly. "Look, look, a great beauty is coming. That one riding the electric scooter, damn, she’s even prettier than the girl in the electric scooter ad, literally like a fairy descending from a painting. If she was my girlfriend, I’d be willing to... Ah... Brother Fei, are you committing murder?!"

"You’re too late!" Yan Fei patted his shoulder nonchalantly, exerting a bit more force, making the grimacing Mao Jie forget to say anything else. "This is my girlfriend, pretty, isn’t she?"

"Hahaha..." Hu Yidao and Han Ming erupted in laughter, even Mao Jie grimaced and rolled his eyes.

"Brother Fei, if she’s your girlfriend, I’m not eating dinner tonight, I..." Qiu Longbo glanced around and pointed at a dark, stripe-like object at the root of a nearby tree, declaring confidently, "I’ll eat that dog shit!"

"Da Bo bro, you’ve got guts, I support you." The others egged him on, while someone yelled, "Look, look, the beauty is smiling at me..."

"Roll over, she’s smiling at me, okay?"

"Who says so, she’s obviously smiling at me. I’m dying, I’m dying, just for that smile, I’d..."

...

Miss Xu Xiaoyan saw from a distance that a bunch of people next to Yan Fei were gesturing and pointing in her direction. As a seasoned business owner, she generously shared her smile with them.

"This is my wife-to-be, it’s not just your imagination, right?" Yan Fei pushed his bike around and smiled at his lady, then patted Qiu Longbo’s shoulder. "Brothers, keep an eye on him, if he doesn’t eat it later, tomorrow we’ll tear his car apart!"

He then approached Xu Xiaoyan and said, "These are my classmates, I won’t introduce you to them, afraid they’d be so enamored by you that they’d forget to eat and starve to death—one or two less, and I couldn’t bear the responsibility!"

It’s not that he didn’t want to introduce them, it’s that the bunch of fools had been like animals just a moment ago, but now that Xu Xiaoyan was in front of them, each one blushed, their necks turned red, and they didn’t even dare to speak. As they all chuckled and made faces at each other, forgetting even the basic manners of greeting, Yan Fei really didn’t feel like introducing them. After all, there was still plenty of time in the future!

"You’ve got nerve!" The girl gave Yan Fei a glance and sweetly smiled at the group of animals. "Hello everyone, you’re all Yan Fei’s classmates, right? I’m his girlfriend, Xu Xiaoyan, currently studying at the Law School. We’ll get to know each other another time; we’ve got something to attend to right now."

"You guys go ahead, we’re busy..." The animals nudged and shoved each other, not daring to speak, until even the purple-faced Hu Yidao mustered the courage to say something, which only made Miss Xu Xiaoyan’s smile brighter.

"We need to get going now, let’s hang out together some other time!" Xu Xiaoyan laughed and waved goodbye before she continued into the campus with Yan Fei.

The pair had walked far away before the noise and racket started behind them. Hu Yidao cursed, "You bunch of idiots, before she arrived you were all full of bluster; now that she’s here you can’t even speak a word..."

"Who knew she was really Brother Fei’s girlfriend! Where did he find such a girlfriend? She’s like a star, this isn’t a figment of imagination; I think she looks exactly like one, real women can’t be that beautiful. Old Hu, pinch me, and prove I’m not... Ow, ow, ow, you really pinched me, you bastard!"

"It really doesn’t seem real, you don’t know, that smile she gave me almost caused a heart attack."

"Get lost, she was smiling at Brother Fei..."

"Damn, Brother Fei has been hiding his light under a bushel, having such a beautiful girlfriend and not giving us a heads up, making me feel all flustered..."

"Exactly, exactly!"

"What ’exactly’ – you’re just full of crap! Go eat dog shit, hurry up, we need to watch you finish before we go eat..."

"After watching me eat dog shit, can you still eat?"

"Of course we can!"

"I’m not in a rush to eat dog shit... have you guys thought about something, according to the principle ’birds of a feather flock together,’ don’t you reckon the big beauties that the wife-to-be knows might all be beauties too? Even if they’re just a bit less pretty than her..."