Carrying a Jurassic on me
Chapter 1516 - 728: Conversation, Photography, Travel_2

Chapter 1516: Chapter 728: Conversation, Photography, Travel_2

Yan Fei was so infuriated just from looking that he pushed the door to try it, then with a bit of force, the door opened.

Everyone followed inside and saw Yan Chao standing on a chair in the inner room, holding a camera with its lens cap still on, aiming at Xu Xiaoyan’s dressing table mirror, searching for angles.

Seeing Yan Fei coming in, he got a bit frightened and quickly mustered his courage: "Brother, what should I do if I can’t cry anymore?"

What a question to ask, it left everyone who entered the room speechless, unsure how to respond.

Yan Fei was also taken aback, then got a bit angry and said: "If you can’t cry, I can make you cry with a slap!"

Yan Chao seriously pondered for a moment, then cautiously asked, "Can you slap me a bit lighter? As long as it makes me cry, that’d be enough."

"..." Yan Fei was speechless for a while and curiously asked, "Why would I make you cry?"

"I want to take a photo of myself crying," said Yan Chao, holding the camera. "How about you help me take it! Once I start crying, quickly snap the photo. I just couldn’t cry when I tried taking it myself just now..."

"Ha..." Lin Haihu couldn’t hold it in first, bursting into laughter that just wouldn’t stop, laughing so hard his stomach hurt.

Everyone else didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, and even Yan Fei’s grandpa laughed until tears almost came out: "You little rascal, hiding in the room to give us all a scare, you..."

In the end, Yan Fei couldn’t stand it anymore, this little rascal was too much of a troublemaker, he had to be disciplined.

He went up and gave the little guy a slap on the butt. The little guy grimaced, didn’t cry out, and with a voice tinged with tears said: "Bro, that was a bit too light, I still can’t cry. Just a little bit harder, just a bit, not too much!"

They thought he was just joking around!

Yan Fei originally wanted to teach him a lesson so he’d remember and behave, but now he’s actually ’begging to cry’. Just then, before others could react, slap by slap—this was his only brother, he hadn’t hit a kid earlier, worried that he might not gauge the force properly.

Now the little guy was wailing, it’s normal to discipline a disobedient child, nobody tried to stop it. Only Xu Xiaoyan and Granny He wanted to say something, but grandpa chuckled and said, "Let’s go, let’s leave this place!"

Once everyone had left, the little guy truly started fearing, Yan Fei then properly lectured him. Then, not bothering with him anymore, he turned around and left.

Coming out, his uncle assigned Lin Haihu: "Why are you dazing around, go check on your brother and stop him from crying."

Entering, Lin Haihu said, "Didn’t you want a photo of you crying? The camera’s lens cap isn’t even off, how can you take photos? Here, let me do it..."

After a moment, the little guy seemed to realize this issue, crying intermittently as he said, "Then... hurry up and take the photos!"

Lin Haihu pressed something probably feeling it wasn’t right, "It won’t work, did you open it earlier and kept taking photos? Now you’ve used up all the film!"

"Then quickly find a new one and load it!" The little guy urged while sobbing, "I might not be able to cry after a while..."

Looks like his ’lesson’ wasn’t successful enough, it’s been just two seconds and this cheeky kid has already forgotten the lesson. Yan Fei, seeing everyone not knowing whether to laugh or cry, really didn’t know what to say: "Come on, let’s go and eat, let them play by themselves."

The world of troublesome kids, adults really can’t figure it out!

When everyone started eating, Lin Haihu had already brought over the little guy with red eyes. Now, seeing Yan Fei, the little guy was a bit scared, likely persuaded by Lin Haihu, he gathered his courage to say to Yan Fei: "Brother, I won’t make trouble anymore, will you still play with me?"

Yan Fei looked at him and put down his bowl, fetched a towel to wipe his face, and served him some rice, busy for a while.

After eating, Yan Fei was ready to go out and play with Xu Xiaoyan—there were really a lot of things at home. Even if he didn’t deal with the farm work, there were always people coming to him for help, which was very troublesome. Everyone knew he was free during the summer vacation, and some people were really hard to avoid. Better to continue with their previous travel plans!

He called his parents and said he was going out and taking the little guy with them. The little guy immediately ran out excitedly shouting, "We’re going out to play, we’re going out to play, we’re going to the beach..."

Soon after, Lin Haihu came over with a bashful face: "Cousin, I heard you guys are going out to play and taking Xiaochao along?"

"Yes!" Yan Fei, who was helping his wife load luggage into the car, saw his expression and knew what he was thinking, replying expressionlessly.

"Can you take me along?" The guy ignored Yan Fei’s cold expression, determined to go along. "I can help watch over Xiaochao for you, what do you think? Otherwise, you two have to keep an eye on him all the time, and won’t be able to enjoy yourselves. I can also help carry some luggage, I promise not to disturb your... twosome world, okay?"

"We don’t need help with the luggage." Yan Fei flatly refused.

"Then I can be a bodyguard!" Lin Haihu didn’t know the meaning of shame and still clung on. "Look, I can watch Xiaochao and be an attendant, and a bodyguard when necessary. Plus, if you get tired on the road, I can manage to drive for a while in your place. I brought my own pocket money, you won’t even need to pay for my meals..."

"Do you think... I need you to be a bodyguard?" Yan Fei didn’t even feel like responding.

"Cousin, come on, come over here," Lin Haihu was pulling at Yan Fei, attempting to walk away when he pulled and nothing happened. This got him frantically gesturing. "Just come over for a sec, I wouldn’t scam you... would I?"

Yan Fei thought for a moment, then followed him to the side: "Alright, what are you going to say to convince me?"

"Think about it, cousin, you’re bringing your wife, right?" Lin Haihu grinned mischievously. "When you’re out, you have to stay in a hotel, right? How are you going to arrange the rooms? Are you planning to have Xiaochao stay with you two, or in a separate room? Now you see my usefulness, right?"

Okay, Yan Fei had to admit, Lin Haihu’s words were somewhat tempting.

"Besides, look, I now really have some Kung Fu skills, enough to be a bodyguard." As Lin Haihu spoke, he glanced around and got an idea when he saw an iron shovel leaned against the wall. "Look, though I may not be as good as you or Old Gao, I’m definitely better than Brother Heizi..."

While speaking, he kicked out, and with a crack, the sturdy iron shovel handle snapped.

It seems he really did practice well, as the shovels in the village were made of better wood, and to cleanly and neatly kick one in half definitely required some real skills. Unexpectedly this guy had actually learned something, not just focusing on making money by selling information.

"How about that..." Seeing Yan Fei’s slightly surprised expression, Lin Haihu proudly raised his chin towards him.

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly felt a force on his buttocks, and he slammed into the wall, followed by his own father’s voice: "You little rascal, always idling around not doing your summer homework, what business did my good shovel have bothering you?"

Lin Xiuqing, still not satisfied after cursing, picked up half of the iron shovel handle and swung it at him: "I told you not to mess around kicking stuff, want me to break your legs before you settle down?"

Yan Fei watched Lin Haihu struggle to get up and run, without any intention of intervening.

In the end, when they went on the trip, Yan Fei still took Lin Haihu along.

You see, many of the naughty kids who came from the village either slack off because they could outside, or because they were stressed from studying, gradually practiced the Kung Fu they learned in the village less and less, eventually completely forgetting it.

Although Lin Haihu wasn’t great at studying and was only focused on money, the fact that he kept up with the Kung Fu he learned from childhood was something commendable. Having him along as a porter, a bodyguard, and even acting as a nanny wasn’t bad—anyway, Yan Fei would never admit, when taking his wife on a travel, that having Lin Haihu tag along made it more convenient to achieve some unspeakable goals...