Black Myth: Starting from the Destined One
Chapter 380 - 260 Admission!_2

Chapter 380: Chapter 260 Admission!_2

Director Wang had long wanted to discharge Li Ping’an, but Li Ping’an’s condition had worsened, and his behavior had become increasingly outrageous. Releasing this Buddha-like figure could physically transcend countless normal people.

In short, Li Ping’an posed too great a danger to society!

"I have to stay here for another two years?"

Li Ping’an said, dissatisfied:

"By then, my kid could probably even fetch soy sauce."

"You’ve been hospitalized since you were eight years old until now, where would you get a wife from? Where would you get a spouse from?"

Having dealt with psychiatric patients for so long, Director Wang had become increasingly patient. Had this been twenty years earlier, upon hearing these words, he would have undoubtedly beaten Li Ping’an up!

"How come I don’t have a wife? It’s Nurse Zhang, Sister Zhang who takes care of me; she’s going to be the mother of my future child."

Director Wang, who had just calmed down, became agitated again:

"Sister Zhang is already fifty-three this year, and moreover, she’s my wife. We already have grandchildren; you’re not putting a green hat on me, are you?"

Though this was a psychiatric hospital, there had been instances of nurses falling in love with patients, which could not help but make Director Wang nervous.

"Not to that extent yet..."

"Then to what extent?"

Li Ping’an patted Director Wang’s shoulder and explained:

"I just feel that Sister Zhang’s gaze toward me has always been somewhat odd, every time she sees me she acts very nervous, just like a fan seeing an idol..."

"You’ve been mentally ill for over a decade, who wouldn’t be nervous seeing you?"

Upon hearing this, Li Ping’an nodded in agreement, suddenly feeling very relieved, and then said:

"What about Nurse Xiao Wang?"

"What Xiao Wang?"

Director Wang was instantly bewildered and pulled scissors out of the drawer, glowering menacingly at Li Ping’an:

"Have you two been together?"

"Why do you talk so ugly? It’s like this..."

Li Ping’an paused, recalling:

"The other day, she said she wanted to lead me by the ’niu zi’. Do you think she’s confessing to me? Does she want to own my beauty for herself, so she can engage in that sort of thing with me?"

Director Wang took a deep breath, put away the scissors, and helplessly explained:

"’Niu zi’ is a type of traditional Chinese medicine used for edema, asthma, phlegm, athlete’s foot, parasites, and constipation among other ailments; and I warn you, Xiao Wang is my daughter, if you dare have designs on her, see how I’ll deal with you!"

"I see, those days I just happened to be constipated, it seems I was overthinking. Don’t worry, your daughter is too ugly, and a bit bald, I understand, like father like daughter, I won’t take a liking to her."

As Li Ping’an was talking, he pulled a white silk stocking out of another pocket of his lab coat.

"Huh?"

Director Wang gazed at the white silk stocking in Li Ping’an’s hand, puzzled:

"Where did you get this stocking from?"

"You mean this?"

Li Ping’an, like a soldier victorious in battle, triumphantly held up his trophy and proudly bragged:

"While your daughter wasn’t looking, I stole it from her!"

"I’m going to kill you! You crazy person!"

Director Wang could no longer stand it and lifted the scissors ready to stab Li Ping’an to death.

"Hey hey hey! I’m not crazy, I’m a perverted, lecherous lunatic, okay? You’re the crazy one, your whole family is crazy!"

"Let me see what else you’re hiding in your pockets... Hmm? Whose underwear is this? Own up!"

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At ten fifty in the evening, Director Wang stood at the doorway of the hospital room, looking at Li Ping’an slowly slipping into unconsciousness on the hospital bed, and instructed the nurse standing beside him:

"Li Ping’an’s condition is worsening, we need to increase the dosage of the medication in his food; otherwise, our hospital’s female nurses will all fall victim to his devilry... And also, the provincial leaders are coming tomorrow to inspect the hospital and evaluate for outstanding units, absolutely do not let Li Ping’an mess up, let him sleep until tomorrow evening."

"Yes, Dad."

"How many times have I told you, outside you must address me by my title!"

"Alright, Director!"

Director Wang looked at his daughter astonished, recalling Li Ping’an’s deep blessings:

Your entire family has mental issues!

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At ten o’clock at night, having taken three Alprazolam, Li Ping’an completely passed out.

At eleven o’clock at night, Li Ping’an suddenly woke up.

"Hahaha! Laozi’s resistance to drugs is getting stronger! It looks like I can be a mental patient for life!"

The first thing Li Ping’an thought of when he woke up was cutting hair. He decided to take advantage of all the female nurses sleeping tonight, strip off their skirts, and give each of them a haircut.

This was mainly because Li Ping’an was too kind-hearted. He thought about saving them money and getting praised by Director Wang for his selfless spirit tomorrow.

But when he got up, he found that the dim house suddenly lit up as bright as daylight.

"Huh? Where is this?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a subtitle appeared in front of him:

Intelligent AI System Record Complete!

Congratulations Host on obtaining the Courting Death System!

Ordinary people in this situation would be stunned just like the male protagonists in online novels.

But this is Li Ping’an! The one and only Li Ping’an!

"Who are you? What system? Intelligent AI? I think it can only do AI!"

"That’s typical forceful selling, it’s unethical, haven’t you heard the saying - ’Do not do unto others what you would not want done to yourself?’"

"I now command you to immediately release me back to the Third Hospital... No, outside of the Third Hospital, otherwise, I’m telling your leaders!"

Intelligent AI System:

The Courting Death System requires you to continuously court death to earn Courting Death Points.

When Courting Death Points accumulate to a certain level, you can not only enhance your attributes but also exchange for Cultivation Techniques, Props, Bloodlines, Weapons.

Then, the system suddenly displayed a multitude of entries, ranging from martial arts secrets, cultivation techniques, magic spells, voodoo rituals, to Werewolves, Vampires, Elves, Beastmen, Angels, Demons, Heavenly beings, Asuras - a countless number of bizarre bloodlines that would take days to sift through.

"Courting Death System, quite matches my personality, but I’m not interested in these; I just want to play games like Matching, Minesweeper, and also watch some little movies, preferably downloadable, to share some benefits with the other patients."

The Intelligent AI System then displayed Li Ping’an’s attribute template:

Host: Li Ping’an

Age: Eighteen

Rank: Black Iron

Strength: 9, Constitution: 9, Agility: 9, Spiritual Power: 9, Luck: 1, Spirit: 1 (Note: average person’s attributes are all 5, talent gifted ones are 9, intellectually below-average are 3)

Skills: None

Weapons: None,

Props: None

Bloodline: None

Current Courting Death Points: 0

"Does this mean I am a uniquely talented genius? ’Thirty years in the east river, thirty years in the west river, do not scorn the poor young,’ am I the Xiao Yan of the psychiatric hospital? Tell me, who’s the enemy? Is it Director Wang? I feel like he’s been targeting me lately for not letting his daughter harass me!"

Just when Li Ping’an was feeling triumphant and wanted to take down Director Wang, he suddenly remembered something:

"My Spirit is 1? Does that mean I’m even worse than intellectually below-average?"

"If I increase it, can I cure my mental illness?"

Intelligent AI System:

The Host’s low Spirit Points are not due to a mental illness caused by spirit attribute but because the Host is innately psychotic; enhancing the spirit attribute will only turn you into a mentally clear, determined psychotic.

"Then I’m relieved, being mentally ill is great; whatever wrong I do, others will understand and forgive me, even murder isn’t illegal..."

Intelligent AI System:

When you use the Courting Death System to achieve great completion, you will transcend mortal status and become immortal, and then all your wishes can be fulfilled.

"So, can this mental illness be cured?"

Li Ping’an asked:

"My ultimate dream is to successfully get discharged and then turn others into mental patients!"