Big Fat Raccoon Cat is Very Worried About You, Offers to Help You Become Stronger
Chapter 323: Are you comfortable?

Chapter 323: Are you comfortable?

“Ugh, where did Li Li run off to?” After regaining his thoughts, Li Hao realized that Li Li was nowhere to be seen. He couldn’t help but be stunned.

Logically, it had only been a minute since he received the memories, so why had Li Li disappeared? It was really strange.

“Forget it, let’s practice swordsmanship first, and I’ll attract lightning after Li Li comes back.” Dismissing the thoughts in his mind, Li Hao took out the wooden sword he had bought a long time ago.

Today was finally the time for his precious sword to make its debut. It was time to shock everyone.

“How is it, Cat Cat? Is the roast goose leg delicious?” Yuan Ni asked with a smile, stroking Li Li’s big head.

“Meow meow, what kind of meat isn’t delicious? He must be lying, this taste is amazing.” Li Li replied with a smile, licking his shiny lips.

The roast goose tasted great. Apart from the small portion, it was perfect beyond words.

“Really? That’s good, you chubby Cat Cat.” Yuan Ni laughed upon hearing this and held Li Li on her lap: “You’ve finished your roast goose leg, so you have to cooperate with me now.”

“Meow meow, cooperate with you, Xiao Jie Jie? What do you want to do?” Li Li licked his lips and asked curiously, not understanding what she wanted him to cooperate with.

“It’s just a small favor. I’m about to start my livestream and I need someone to help. Aren’t you perfect for the job?” Yuan Ni said with a smile, pinching Li Li’s big round face: “Okay, everyone hasn’t seen you for a long time, so come join me.”

“Ugh, but I still need to fool my Litter Shovel Officer upstairs. How about later?” Li Li said upon hearing this. He thought it was something serious, but it turned out that Xiao Jie Jie was just asking him to help with the livestream.

But his Litter Shovel Officer was still upstairs receiving the cultivation technique. He couldn’t leave her for too long. He had only come down to eat while she was still unconscious.

“It’s okay, it’ll be quick, don’t worry.” Yuan Ni smiled and carried Li Li to the camera, starting the livestream directly.

“Meow meow, it’s not that this cat doesn’t want to see you guys, it’s just that this cat really can’t get away.” Li Li said helplessly, seeing this scene.

He sat down and watched the viewers in Yuan Ni’s livestream chat. These guys were still the same, they liked to brag and gossip, they didn’t seem very reliable.

“Fat Plum, what delicious food did you eat today? Why is your mouth so oily?”

“Yeah, it looks like you put on lip balm, but I believe Fat Plum definitely wouldn’t put on lip balm, so there’s only one answer, he ate something very oily.”

“That’s right, Streamer Jie, be careful, don’t give cats too oily food.”

While Li Li was observing the livestream, the viewers in the livestream were also watching him.

“Don’t worry everyone, Cat Cat didn’t eat anything oily. Although his mouth looks oily, it’s not from eating.”

“You can see from Cat Cat’s previous videos that his mouth has always been like this.” Yuan Ni said upon hearing this. She didn’t dare tell everyone that she had given Cat Cat roast goose legs.

Otherwise, these people who didn’t know the truth might scold her to death.

“Is that so? Fat Plum is really plump.”

“Yeah, his lips are dripping with oil.” The viewers couldn’t help but say.

Fat Plum’s nickname was really not just for show, he was truly plump.

“Haha, everyone knows that. Next, please let our cute Cat Cat sing his signature song, ‘Meow Meow Call’, for everyone.” Yuan Ni laughed upon seeing this and patted Li Li: “Cat Cat, don’t sleep here, it’s time to let everyone know your beautiful singing voice.”

“Meow meow, this cat never said that this cat can sing. Xiao Jie Jie, don’t mess with me.” Li Li said weakly upon hearing this.

He just ate a goose leg, he didn’t hear that he had to do this kind of thing. Xiao Jie Jie, don’t trick him.

“It’s okay, you just need to meow a few times. Everyone doesn’t understand anyway, what are you afraid of?” Yuan Ni said with a smile, stroking his big head: “Cat Cat, hurry up and sing, don’t make everyone wait, look, everyone is waiting for you to sing.”

Why was Cat Cat so honest? If he couldn’t sing, he could just sing randomly.

“Okay, this cat will sing.” Li Li replied upon hearing this. He cleared his throat, then meowed with his broken gong-like voice: “Meow meow~ Meow meow~”

“Cat Cat, wait…” Yuan Ni felt a headache coming on. No wonder Cat Cat didn’t sing, so this was what his singing was like, just like a broken gong.

“Wait, stop, stop, Fat Plum, although you’re cute, your singing isn’t good.”

“Yeah, Fat Plum, listen to our advice, you’re not suitable for this line of work. Others get paid for singing, your singing is deadly.”

“Fat Plum, stop, don’t sing anymore. If you keep singing, I feel like I’m going to see my great-grandmother.”

The viewers in the livestream were dumbfounded when they heard this. No wonder Fat Plum could only beg for food by acting cute and not by acting coquettishly. Who could stand it if he opened his mouth?

“Meow meow, you guys asked this cat to sing, and you don’t like the way this cat sings. What’s going on, little brother?” Li Li rolled his eyes and said. His singing was a little less than beautiful, but as polite people, they should know to listen to him finish singing.

After all, he was already singing. These guys should just bear with it.

“Okay, Cat Cat’s talent show is over. Please, our dear Cat Cat classmate, sit down and stop talking.” Yuan Ni, who had released her hands from covering her ears, said, quickly placing Li Li on the seat next to her. If she continued listening, her head would really explode.

“Yes, please, let our Fat Plum shut his golden mouth. We really can’t listen anymore.”

“That’s right, let Fat Plum be a mascot in peace, don’t let him open his mouth anymore.” The viewers in the livestream agreed, all feeling that Yuan Ni did the right thing.

“A bunch of ignorant guys, this cat’s singing can scare away ghosts and gods, listening to it regularly is good for your health.” Li Li said angrily. Was his singing something ordinary people could hear? Now that he gave them this opportunity to listen, these guys didn’t appreciate it.

“Okay, let’s continue practicing martial arts. Do you guys remember the lessons we taught earlier? Now let’s review them.” Yuan Ni stood up and said.

She was ready to start practicing martial arts with the viewers in the livestream.

Li Li’s eyes darted around when he saw this. He quietly slipped down from the chair. He had eaten and stayed, it was time to go back and see how his Litter Shovel Officer was doing.

“Hei he hei he~”

“Whoosh whoosh”

“Whoosh whoosh”

On the open-air balcony, a figure was jumping and waving a long sword, like a spirit ape jumping on a mountain peak. Every time he swung his sword, there was a sound of wind breaking.

“Meow meow, it seems you’re practicing well.” Li Li, who had walked upstairs, nodded and said.

Although his Litter Shovel Officer looked a little like he was carrying manure, it was okay for him to practice to this extent for his first time practicing swordsmanship.

“Li Li, where did you go? Why did you just come back? I was almost worried to death.” Li Hao quickly sheathed his sword and walked towards Li Li upon hearing this.

“This cat had some business to take care of downstairs. Aren’t you practicing well? Why are you so worried?” Li Li said, then noticed that Li Hao didn’t speak but sniffed around him instead. He couldn’t help but scold: “Litter Shovel Officer, what are you sniffing? Are you planning to stop being human and become a dog?”

“Of course not, it’s just that I smell marinated food on you. Where did you go? You didn’t go to Auntie’s house to steal food, did you?” Li Hao asked, looking at Li Li seriously: “Even if we’re poor and have no money, we can’t steal food, you know, Li Li?”

You know, if you’re caught stealing food, you’ll be beaten to death. Li Li can’t be a thief.

“What nonsense are you talking about? Would this cat, with his reputation, do such a thing?” Li Li said angrily. “It was Xiao Jie Jie Yuan Ni who invited this cat down to eat roast goose together. Do you think this cat would do such a thing as stealing? Really.”

What was in his Litter Shovel Officer’s head? With his abilities, did he need to steal? As long as he walked into the marinated food store, they would give it to him directly.

There was no need to steal, okay? He was a lucky cat.

“That’s right! I almost forgot, you’re best at getting free food and drinks.” Li Hao patted his head and said. He almost forgot that Li Li was best at getting free food and drinks. He had been successful every time in the school for the past few years, even the shop owners on the nearby commercial street hadn’t been spared.

“This is not called getting free food and drinks, it’s called taking what you need, understand? This cat provides spiritual support for these guys, and they give this cat food to fill his belly.” Li Li emphasized.

What was called getting free food and drinks? He had never done that, he had always followed the principle of taking what he needed.

“Yes, yes, you’re right, Li Li. You’re not wrong.” Li Hao nodded and said, holding Li Li’s paw: “Then can you help me solve my problem first, Li Li?”

“What problem do you have?” Li Li asked in confusion upon hearing this.

Wasn’t he practicing swordsmanship well? Look how good he looked? It wouldn’t be long before he transformed from a manure carrier to a real swordsman.

“My problem is huge, and only you can help me solve it.” Li Hao said, holding Li Li’s paw tightly: “The Thunder Sword Technique requires attracting lightning into the body to unleash the true power of this technique, so I want to ask you to transmit some electricity to me, Li Li.”

“Huh? You need to transmit electricity to you? Are you serious?” Li Li asked upon hearing this. Was this technique so strange that it required electricity?

“Of course, why would I joke about this with you?” Li Hao said seriously: “Li Li, quickly transmit some electricity to me, it doesn’t need to be much, just enough to transmit into my body.”

“Okay, since you said so, this cat will reluctantly help you.” Li Li said. He released a faint electric current from his hand. Li Hao was instantly overjoyed upon hearing this.

Then he felt a tingling sensation in his arm, and then all the hairs on his body stood up, his head looked like it was exploding.

“How is it, Litter Shovel Officer? Comfortable?” Li Li asked with a smile, seeing this scene.

“Not comfortable at all, it feels terrible.” Li Hao replied, black smoke coming out of his mouth.

“That’s good, after being electrocuted, I believe you will definitely not overeat and seek stimulation in the future.” Li Li said with satisfaction. The fact that he could say such words proved that his brain hadn’t been fried by the electricity.

“I’m just doing it for practice, if it wasn’t for practice, why would I overeat and seek electricity?” Li Hao said weakly.

He didn’t have any masochistic tendencies, how could he do such a stupid thing? Li Li, calm down, okay? Don’t really treat him as a fool.

“That’s hard to say, what if your brain short-circuits?” Li Li said, then released his paw: “Alright, the electricity has been transmitted to you, work hard on your practice, remember not to stand outside on rainy days, I’m afraid you’ll be struck by lightning while practicing your swordsmanship at such a height.”

“Huh? Aren’t there lightning rods around? How could I be struck by lightning?” Li Hao asked upon hearing this. This wasn’t a wilderness, there were lightning rods in the city, even if he attracted lightning, it wouldn’t strike him, right?

“That’s hard to say, what if you’re unlucky?” Li Li said: “Never think that you’re completely safe, you need to understand the principle of being prepared for danger in times of peace.”

“I know I need to be prepared for danger in times of peace, but generally speaking, I don’t think I’ll be struck by lightning, unless someone frames me.” Li Hao looked at Li Li as he said this.

Li Li told him to be careful, could it be that he was waiting for him here?

“Why are you looking at me? Don’t tell me you think I’ll harm you? What a joke, this cat is a good cat, okay?” Li Li said, being stared at by him.

He was so disappointed that the other party was staring at him like that. How could he suspect such an excellent cat like him?

“That’s hard to say.” Li Hao looked at Li Li and said, with an expression that said, “Li Li, I’ve seen through you.”

“You’re really suspicious.” Li Li said angrily, then walked into the room.

Had his Litter Shovel Officer’s brain been fried by the electricity? He actually thought he would harm him, how ridiculous.

“Li Li, why are you leaving? Don’t tell me you’re thinking about how to kill me in the middle of the night?” Li Hao couldn’t help but say, seeing this scene.

“Does this cat need to wait until midnight to kill you? You think too highly of yourself.” Li Li rolled his eyes upon hearing this and continued walking towards the room: “This cat is going to sleep, remember not to disturb me.”

“Ah? You’re going to sleep so early, Li Li?” Li Hao was stunned.

“Nonsense! In such cold weather, what else can you do besides sleeping to avoid catching a cold?” Li Li said and entered the room, leaving Li Hao staring blankly.

“Okay, then you sleep, Li Li. I’m going to practice my swordsmanship.” Li Hao said, regaining his senses, and started jumping around with his long sword.

“It really looks like a monkey playing with a sword.” Li Li shook his head upon seeing this and ignored him.

He had done so much, it was time to take a good rest.

“Captain, I’ve found out. The Seniors are indeed not at their residence.” The team member ran to the bald captain and said.

“That’s right, I knew it must be the Seniors who did this kind of thing.” The captain laughed upon hearing this.