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Chapter 687 - Chapter 687 Chapter 73 Hurry up and throw up
Chapter 687: Chapter 73: Hurry up and throw up Chapter 687: Chapter 73: Hurry up and throw up “`
In a daze, Muni realized his body was covered with terrifying skeletons, with crimson steam melting his flesh.
Enraged, he pulled the skeletons out of his chest, not caring about the blood oozing from his wounds. Holding one in each hand, he bit into them–left, right, devouring them completely in just a few bites. The crimson steam clung persistently to him. Upon closer inspection, Muni realized that what he thought was steam was actually a cloud of red lice, all sucking blood–countless billions that others couldn’t see, but were clear to him.
“Roar!”
Muni bellowed angrily, and his golden body turned into a mist of golden smoke, dispersing into countless tiny, multicolored little Munis.
These tiny Munis were so small that the naked eye couldn’t detect them. A single cup of water could hold millions without anyone noticing their presence.
The gold and crimson beings clashed fiercely. The tiny Munis, unstoppable in their divine might, forced the red lice to retreat. After ten days and nights of intense battling, the red lice were completely eradicated.
Having devoured the red lice, Muni resumed his original form and discerned the flavor, finding his sense of taste miraculously restored!
Without a second thought–for he had been eating tastelessly for so long and now his tongue could finally savor–he sought revenge twofold. He began to gnaw at the dark green Dragon Vein beneath his feet, from the Dragon Head, horns, and claws, to bits of Scale and even the sinew and flesh, leaving nothing behind.
Seeing desolation all around and no other delicacies besides the sea, the Munis burrowed into the seawater, and the vast surface of the sea began to vanish inch by inch, foot by foot, until it was completely dry.
Sitting on the barren earth after consuming everything, Muni noticed a pelican carrying a man trying to escape. Without much thought, he raised his hand and smashed them both into dust, then licked his palm and swallowed the remains.
After ingesting the pelican, there appeared under Muni’s feet an indescribably precious purple Compass. With a gentle touch, a swirling vortex appeared before his eyes. Peering inside, he saw skyscrapers, bright lights, and countless cars speeding along a network of roads. Muni couldn’t help but beam with delight and plunged his head into it.
The crowd, faced with the sudden appearance of Muni, was thrown into chaos; some scattered in all directions while others frantically took pictures. But soon, they all disappeared into Muni’s mouth.
After what seemed like an eternity of feasting, Muni finally felt a hint of fullness. As his interest waned, several red holes abruptly tore open in the sky, and within the darkness one could vaguely make out some enormous, fearsome red feathers.
There were black serpents churning within the clouds, and luminous black dust fell between the sea and the sky.
There were also paper cups, countless mountains of them, tumbling from the sky, which Muni clumsily avoided. The sky was filled with the sounds of combat, roars of fury, and the explosive noise of the air tearing apart.
The Feather Lord, Scales Lord, Jie Master, and the entire Yan Zhao Club had emerged for battle.
Vertical slits of void also continuously ripped through the air, unleashing Old Age, Sickness, Unobtainable, and members of the Resentment Club.
Muni was momentarily stunned, for he had not been born the last time Yan Fu and Sifan waged war.
“Quick, come help me!”
A woman’s voice cried out from above, jolting Muni–it was Se Kong’s voice.
Instantly transforming into the Boxun Dharma, Muni indeed saw Se Kong, trapped and immobilized under a seemingly endless expanse of red wings.
Muni struggled to tear at the feathers, but they wouldn’t budge.
“It’s the Feather Lord’s supernatural body; you can’t tear it,”
Se Kong screamed, her voice turning into a sob, “Zhao Jianzhong is already dead at my hands, and now is the perfect time to have a decisive battle with the Yan Zhao Club. Quickly bite through the feathers with your teeth and save me.”
Without thinking, Muni began gnawing at the crimson Kunpeng feathers. Once they touched his mouth, Muni was utterly enchanted–this flavor was identical to that of the Ghost Mother and the Ice Jieluo Child, the most exquisite taste in his memory.
But the feathers of the Kunpeng were too numerous and dense. He probably ate the equivalent of a normal-sized island’s worth, and after seven or eight pieces, Muni actually felt full. His next bites slowed down.
Se Kong cursed bitterly, her tone laced with tears, “You bastard, why are you so slow? I’m going to die!”
Muni could only explain, “I’ve eaten too much too quickly, and have no more room in my stomach.”
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“What sort of messed up crap have you eaten in the past? Spit it all out. Those filthy things, can they even compare to the Feather Lord’s Dharmakaya?”
After some thought, Muni felt Se Kong had a point, so he started violently pounding his chest, throwing up several times, spewing out a mess of blood, flesh, metal, and a variety of other things, which fell to the ground and vanished into several large lumps.
After throwing up several times, Muni suddenly felt much lighter in the stomach, and his appetite returned. He said to Se Kong, who was pinned down by feathers, “I’m coming to rescue you.”
…
Blugh~
Li Yan seized the opportunity, escaping from the hole in Muni’s abdomen. Glancing back, he saw Muni, who was asleep, retching violently, spewing out five clumps of a bright red substance, most of which were unrecognizable, though there were some items shimmering with a faint light…
Although the black-robed emperor’s “Gospel” was widespread, thanks to the Soul-forgiving Water, Li Yan was safe for the moment. Whether out of righteous courage or insatiable greed, Li Yan scooped up a few handfuls from among the bright red heaps.
A pile of golden-red ceramic shards, a small chunk of yellow jelly-like substance, and several large chunks of silver-white iron.
[Fierce Life Essence]*3
Type: Consumable
Boxun’s digestive byproduct after devouring Zheng, the top-tier Yan Fu Talisman. Using it grants a random increase of 30% in Awakening Degree, and using it on the Yan Fu Heritage: Zheng boosts the Awakening Degree by 50%.
[Earth Endurance]
Type: Yin object
Boxun’s digestive byproduct after devouring Earth Endurance. It is the restless spirit of Earth Endurance stripped from the eight million of Earth Endurance, capable of possessing men with weak wills or seriously injured adults. Currently unclaimed.
[Sky Demon Gold]
A byproduct of Boxun’s digestion after consuming Ascenders, the fine gold stuck on the lining of Boxun’s stomach, similar to human kidney stones, has been tempered by both Boxun’s fire and Supreme Power. Its use remains unclear.
Li Yan’s eyes lit up. He didn’t bother being picky and started tossing all the intact objects–those that Earth Endurance could identify and that weren’t already useless–into his personal imprint.
He had to act fast, as the items Muni vomited up were rapidly being corroded by the black-robed emperor’s Gospel. Li Yan watched as a beautifully formed hand, which emanated red light, turned into steam in the blink of an eye under the Gospel’s effect. Meanwhile, Earth Endurance had just informed him, “Grade: Legendary.”
Bluuugh~~~~~
As Li Yan was busy collecting, Muni kept vomiting with gusto, his complexion flushed, lost in the dream of saving Se Kong and devouring the Feather Lord.
“Hahaha, I’ve always said Yong Ji was being overly worried. Since ancient times, countless geniuses have faltered at the challenge of ascending. This demon can’t control itself and is no match for our specific approach,” Zhang Zhongshan said with a chuckle, though he too felt a great weight lift from his heart. The black-robed elder known as Yong Ji nodded in agreement: “Brother Zhongshan speaks the truth; I may have overestimated the demon.” He was also puzzled. The demon appeared senseless but was actually fierce and resolute, its courage astonishing. To attack its psyche with an elaborate ruse seemed like the right strategy. Even if optimistic, he expected it would take a few lifetimes for the demon to suffer mundane sufferings, to grind away its fierce aura before delivering the killing blow. Yet to his surprise, the demon had been deceived in just the first lifetime.
In his dream, Muni felt dizzy and his stomach empty, having vomited out everything inside except for a belly full of Kunpeng feathers.
“Se, Se Kong, I can’t eat anymore. If I vomit again, I’m going to spit up my true form from Boxun’s body. Let’s just wait,” he pleaded.
But Se Kong was relentless: “How many days have you inherited the heritage of the Sky Demon King Boxun? Why cling to that lousy true form? Spit it out as well, I’m almost free!”
Muni was at a loss for words. He glanced at Se Kong, who had initially been ensconced in dense feathers, but now only her ankles were entangled. What caused Muni to shudder more was that Se Kong was completely naked, her snow-white body like fine mutton-fat jade, capped with a hint of rosy red on two inverted jade bowls.
“Damn Muni, filthy Muni, what are you looking at? Vomit it up already!”
Embarrassed and furious, Se Kong spurs Muni into action, and with a start, he vomits out an oval object from his mouth, which falls to the ground and vanishes without a trace–that was Muni’s true form before he inherited the Sikukui!
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