Back to the 60s: The Struggle Career of a Charmed Wife
Chapter 1095 - 1094: Seize the Opportunity 4

Chapter 1095: Chapter 1094: Seize the Opportunity 4

The mother and daughter were discussing this during a meal, and upon hearing Feng Qingxue’s words, laughter filled the dining table.

Lu’s father, Guan Cheng, and Qingyun all looked simultaneously at Lu Tianzhi and Guan Yu, who were busily eating with their heads down.

Noticing everyone’s gaze and recalling Feng Qingxue’s words, Lu Tianzhi swallowed the food in his mouth, "Aunt, what does this have to do with us? We’re just kids; if we don’t take wives when we grow up, we won’t have to deal with unfortunate incidents like Brother Acheng."

"Right, I’m not getting married either, it’s too scary. Our family and Brother almost got killed by Wang Lingzhi!"

As Guan Yu spoke, he patted his chest, still shaken by the memory.

Outside women are really scary; Brother didn’t want to marry her, so she came after our whole family. Why can’t they be like Aunt and Auntie, beautiful, gentle, and kind?

Better not to marry at all; then you don’t have to worry about ending up with a bad woman.

Guan Yu and Lu Tianzhi were inseparable and shared very similar thoughts.

"If you guys don’t take wives, I’ll be worried to death," Feng Qingxue said as she served Xibao a spoonful of sweet potato congee, "When you become adults, the roles that accompany you in life will no longer be your elders but your partners, living with you, striving together, racing towards a wonderful tomorrow. So don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater."

Xibao, with grains of rice sticking to his face, looked up, "Mom, what is throwing the baby out with the bathwater? Is it stopping eating because of choking to death?"

"I know this one!" Lu Tianzhi raised his hand, "It’s from ’Lai Family Spring And Autumn,’ the original quote is ’Some have choked to death, and they wanted to ban eating for everyone in the world, which is absurd.’ It means because someone died from choking on food, they wanted nobody else to eat, which is ridiculous."

Just as Lu Tianzhi was about to explain the meaning behind it, Fubao pushed his bowl away and said very seriously, "I’m choked up!"

Lu Tianzhi was stunned, not quite getting it.

Lu’s father found it extremely funny, "Fubao, you’ve only had a few bites of your meal. Don’t you want to eat anymore?"

"I’m full, Grandpa!" Fubao patted his belly, "Mom, I need to poop."

Qingyun quickly picked her up, but before they reached the toilet, the little girl urgently said, "Poop! I need to poop!"

"Then just go here!" Fearing that she would soil her pants before they could make it to the toilet, Qingyun set her down quickly, pulled down her trousers to her knees, and the girl squatted down and began to defecate, her little hands resting on her knees, very focused.

After she was done, Qingyun took out some toilet paper from her pocket to wipe her bottom, and pulled up her trousers.

However, the girl turned back, caught a glimpse of her poop, and exclaimed with admiration, "What beautiful poop!"

Upon hearing this, Qingyun almost fell over, and everyone inside the house could hear it too, unable to contain their laughter, Guan Yu even sprayed out a mouthful of porridge, but he quickly turned away, thankfully not spraying the table.

Even so, he coughed so much that he couldn’t stop.

Feng Qingxue looked on with a speechless expression. How self-absorbed was her daughter? Even her own poop looked beautiful to her.

"Poop is very smelly! So smelly!" Xibao shouted, looking at his sister who had just come in with a look of disgust, "Sis, how can you not hold your nose? And to think you said the poop was pretty!"

Feng Qingxue knocked her son on the head lightly, "Alright, enough, eat your food. We’re in the middle of a meal; let’s not talk about poop."

Xibao obediently shoveled food into his mouth, wiping it clean after finishing, "Grandpa, you eat up quickly too. After eating, we can go work and let Great-Uncle praise me!"