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Chapter 723 - 723 237 Major Gossip【Extra addition 1 for the
Chapter 723: Chapter 237: Major Gossip【Extra addition 1 for the alliance leader ‘Little Healer’】 Chapter 723: Chapter 237: Major Gossip【Extra addition 1 for the alliance leader ‘Little Healer’】 The elders from the four major families – Dongfang, Ximen, Beigong, and Nangong – had already pinned the assassin to the ground!
“How dare you try to assassinate the young princess!”
Ximen Qianqiu’s voice was thunderous: “I, Ximen Qianqiu, will be the first to object!”
“If you want to attempt to assassinate the young princess of Cloud Palace, you have to get past me, Dongfang Kuang, first!”
“I, Beigong Wang, will not allow the young princess to suffer the slightest harm!”
“…”
Jiang Changhai’s nose was out of joint in frustration.
I’m here waiting for an opportunity, yet they’re faster than me, how weak can this assassin be!
How can they have the nerve to come and assassinate with such meager strength!
Even if they have the strength, can they withstand a joint attack from more than a dozen elders?
Moreover, the harsh reality is that most of these people are more advanced than this assassin.
Of course, they caught him easily, not even giving him a chance to breathe.
Jiang Changhai, after huffing and puffing in anger, pointed at the people from the four major families, his finger trembling: “You bunch of sycophants!”
“If Elder Jiang doesn’t want to be helpful, what are you doing here? Is it to demonstrate your noble character, your shining integrity?”
Dongfang Kuang really was Dongfang Kuang, daring to retort even in the face of Jiang Changhai.
“Dongfang Kuang!”
Jiang Changhai roared: “Are you looking for death?”
“We’re all on borrowed time anyway, who am I to fear you?” Dongfang Kuang remained defiant, showing no signs of backing down.
“Tonight, I, Dongfang Kuang, shall not leave this place!”
“I, Beigong Wang, will also stay and protect the young princess to the death!”
Compared to others, Beigong Wang was the most anxious, hence his reaction was the fastest.
He knew that his Beigong family had committed a crime against the young mistress.
They wanted to take her back as a concubine…
After learning that they had to report to Dong Xiaoyan, Beigong Wang’s resentment towards those five people escalated to a gut-wrenching, heart-wrenching, bone-crushing height!
How unlucky can I be, to raise such a disgraceful generation!
This is a real kick in the teeth.
Just then, Nangong Xue suddenly interjected: “Brother Beigong, actually with us here, we have more than enough. Why don’t you go back? Rest well, stop staying up late. In a few days, you can enjoy some peaceful days, eat and drink whatever you want. Why suffer in these final moments?”
As soon as these words came out, Dongfang Kuang, Ximen Qianqiu, Ximen Qianli… All the descendants from the four major families, whether friends or foes, couldn’t help but burst into laughter.
They all appeared noticeably happy and amused.
Beigong Wang was fuming: “I… why should I go back, I want to show my sincerity here. Why can you guys make efforts here, but I can’t show my sincerity?”
Ximen Qianqiu, trying to hold back his laughter, earnestly advised: “The problem is no matter how much you express your sincerity… It won’t make a difference.”
Before long, the snickering grew even louder.
Beigong Wang’s face turned crimson, he was so angry he was lost for words: “You… you…”
“Heh heh heh…”
Seeing the tide turn against him, Jiang Changhai couldn’t help but get interested: “What are you laughing at? What’s so funny?”
Jiang Changhai was clueless, these guys are insane, aren’t they?
I really don’t get the joke.
But that just made things worse.
The dozen or so people on the other side started laughing even harder, to the point that they were nearly in tears.
Except for Beigong’s family, everyone else, from the top to the bottom, seemed poised to literally split their sides laughing.
Jiang Changhai was increasingly puzzled, somewhat upset.
Upon seeing Beigong Wang’s expression of extreme embarrassment and his dare-not-to-speak-out appearance, his curiosity was piqued even more.
“What exactly did Beigong Wang do? Did he deserve to be singled out by you?” Jiang Changhai finally couldn’t help but ask.
“This isn’t about us targeting him, instead it’s him… haha…” Nangong Xue seemed on the verge of choking with laughter.
“This misfortune is really Beigong’s own making. The Beigong’s young scoundrels have some nerve, they are experts at offending people. The person they offended just so happened to be, it was…”
Ximen Qianqiu was wiping away his tears of laughter, but found he was unable to finish his sentence, it seemed he was winded from laughing.
“Enough!”
Beigong Wang, consumed with shame and resentment, roared: “You promised me not to tell, you bunch of faithless guys!”
“We haven’t said anything…”
Dongfang Kuang, panting with laughter, his usually stern face now that of a panting dog.
Perhaps he wanted to laugh but had to hold it back, yet he still couldn’t hold back. Even if he couldn’t hold back, he still had to…
The extremely contradictory mentality and state made his breath uneven, and he was utterly embarrassed.
“What happened?”
Jiang Changhai’s curiosity peaked. His heart was itching, “What’s so funny? Tell me.”
“No one is allowed to talk about it!”
Beigong Wang roared out in frustration, suddenly drew his sword, glared at the other three families’ people and gritted his teeth, “Believe it or not, I’m willing to risk my life with you!”
“Ha ha ha ha ha…” The people from the three families all laughed till they fell flat on their faces.
“Brother Beigong, it’s not even necessary for you to fight us like this. Honestly, since I knew about this, I’ve died laughing three times, my next life is depending on this joke to survive…”
Dongfang Kuang continued to laugh.
Beigong Wang looked with mournful eyes at these old friends, and old rivals, feeling utterly powerless.
He was the most sociable among the four families, having good relationships with everybody, how did he end up being targeted by all three families?
Damn, it’s all down to his family members who apparently have no filter, sharing everything!
Telling these people about it, he didn’t know whether he could live or die from the embarrassment.
“Let’s be serious, Brother Beigong.”
Ximen Qianqiu, trying to suppress his laughter, analysed, “As we all know, the Cat Emperor is a female and also a universally acknowledged beauty… Pfft…”
While seriously analysing, he couldn’t help but burst into laughter again, clearly amused by his own words.
Beigong Wang darkened his face, angrily roared, “Shut up!”
Nangong Xue continued, “Among those two girls, one is confirmed to be the Little Princess of Heavenly Sword Cloud Palace… and the other, judging from the current situation… both the Cat emperor and Little Princess are the referees. So… the other one is probably the Cat Emperor himself, that’s really a big move, nobody would dare to make up such a lie, right?”
Beigong Wang’s face turned pale with rage.
“And the third person, a man… hehe…”
Dongfang Kuang chuckled, “Do you think there’s a chance, just a possibility, that the third person is the divine doctor himself? You said yourself that the cultivation of that man is the weakest. He didn’t stand out at any point…hahaha…ho ho ho…”
“Just imagine, how is the luck of your Beigong Family? These three key characters, you managed to bump into all of them… if your juniors are even more audacious, eat hot and cold, go after men and women, even greet the divine doctor…”
Ximen Qianqiu delivered the final blow, “Then the luck would truly be immeasurably high. Absolutely unparalleled… ahahaha…”
Finally, Beigong Wang suppressed his voice angrily and growled, “Such a good fortune against heaven? I’ll offer it to you. Who dares to accept it? Who dares?”
“We dare not…we dare not…”
Ximen Qianqiu laughed as if he was dying, “Even if I had the courage of a sky, I wouldn’t dare to take it!”
Jiang Changhai’s curiosity was at bursting point, nearly reaching the level of frenzy, “What on earth is going on? Who can give me a straight answer? Don’t make me anxious, if I get anxious, none of you are going to be okay!”
The face of Beigong Wang was full of despair and gloom, with pleading eyes, he looked at the crowd, constantly bowing in circuits.
“Gentlemen, gentlemen, save some face.”
“Gentlemen… After so many years, save some face!”
The crowd was still holding back their laughter, and indeed, no one said a word.
Jiang Changhai’s eyes prowled a bit, suddenly he put his arm around Dongfang Kuang’s shoulder, “Come on, Dongfang, let’s chat about something…”
Far away, Beigong Wang’s voice still came through the snow.
“Brother Dongfang… Brother Dongfang… I beg you… save some face for this old brother…”
“Brother Dongfang… If this matter reaches Jiang Changhai, there’s no difference from reaching the mouth of Gossip Azure Dragon… I beg you…”
…
After a while.
“I can’t stop laughing… laughing…”
The laughter, almost gasping for breath, came from Jiang Changhai’s mouth.
“Hahaha… There’s such an interesting thing… this luck… truly no one can compare…hahaha… I almost laughed myself to death…”
Laughter accompanied the sound of thigh slapping came from afar. Beigong Wang dropped his head in despair, his face as purple as an eggplant.
It’s over!
Totally over!
“Hahaha…Who just said something, I deeply agree with it, I can live the rest of my life on this joke… hahaha, Beigong Wang, your family is truly full of talents… are those five people still there? I’ll go and see them later, I must present them some top-notch wound medicines, all of them are talents, if they were a bit more aggressive, it would be better, why did they miss the divine doctor…hahaha…”
Jiang Changhai slapped his thigh and walked out, laughing as he walked, seeming as if he could fall down laughing at any moment.
“Is it really that funny… I just want to cry now…”
Beigong Wang’s eyes were lifeless, utterly despairing.
But he saw Jiang Changhai flying up and entering a room. His laughter came out, “Elder Dong, Elder Dong…Come on, I’ll tell you a joke, I almost died laughing…”
Beigong Wang stood stunned. After a long time, he finally chewed his teeth and said, “What a waste of talent, Jiang Changhai should be working at the Zhiwen Pavilion…”
He just heard the joke and couldn’t wait to share it in less than two seconds. Why are you so good at sharing?
How much of a gossip do you have to be…
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