Azure Heaven Saber
Chapter 571 - 571 161 Military Training at Mount

Chapter 571: Chapter 161: Military Training at Mount Siji【Two-in-One】_3 Chapter 571: Chapter 161: Military Training at Mount Siji【Two-in-One】_3 Scold my son everyday!

Scold my daughter!

I have to say, this mother is completely occupied with over a hundred children, mind you, all are bear offspring…

This…

You can imagine how draining it is.

Feng Yin could hear her exclaim almost every day, thirty to forty times: “You lot are driving me up the wall!!”

Or: “I’ve had enough of dealing with all this brood!”

Each utterance filled with burst of rage, shaking the heavens, a thunderous proclamation.

All of Mount Siji shuddered day by day under the powerful voice of the Bear Empress.

And when the Bear Empress recovered about eighty percent of her health, her earth-shaking roars of anger were added to Mount Siji’s daily routine!

“You little rascal! I tell you what…”

One day, just as Feng Yin was going out, he saw the Bear Empress spanking a youngster over her knee.

“Spit it out! Spit it out for me!”

The youngster was howling from the pain, tears and snot streaming down his face. He opened his mouth and spat out a black fruit.

Feng Yin jumped in surprise.

Damn, isn’t that a Black Snake Fruit?

That’s an extremely poisonous fruit, and the little one ate it?

“God damn it! This thing is poisonous! Didn’t you know that?” The Bear Empress’ face turned green with anger.

“I know it’s poisonous.” The youngster replied.

“You knew it was poisonous and you still ate it?!” The Bear Empress bristled with rage: “Are you trying to get reborn or what?!”

The youngster innocently replied: “Father, it’s okay, our bear gallbladder can detoxify it! What are we afraid of?”

“Detoxify your ass!”

The Bear Empress trembled all over in anger, lifted her massive hand and began smacking the youngster again, harder than before, inevitably making louder noises.

The Bear Empress, who arrived shortly thereafter, was sputtering with rage: “Like father, like son! What kind of sins did I commit in my previous life to end up with such a family…”

“Second brother… Feng Yin, come check if this little one has been poisoned?”

The Bear Empress immediately asked for help.

Feng Yin checked the child and had to admire his robust physique. If it were a human child, even if he had not bitten into it, just having it in his mouth for a moment would be enough to kill him. But this little bear was perfectly fine.

“Don’t worry. You can force some berberine down his throat if you’re still not assured.”

Berberine…

The Bear Empress’s lips twitched a few times.

Just the word berberine was now her newest nightmare.

In order to distract herself, she continued to beat the youngster vigorously for a while before finally stopping.

The Bear Empress and the Bear Emperor invited Feng Yin and Dong Xiaoyan to the tea room.

“Ah…”

Before they could say anything, both of them sighed simultaneously, clearly having something they wanted to say or request.

“What’s the issue? Is it necessary to sigh? Just speak up, speak up!”

Feng Yin ate the Spiritual Fruits on the table, leaving no opportunity for prevarication. He spoke up first, with a straightforward attitude.

“Now I know what my parents went through!”

The Bear Emperor sighed deeply, saying: “When I think about it, back in the day, when we were only a dozen siblings, my parents were already contemplating suicide from the stress… Feng Yin, I’ve got it worse than my parents. I have one hundred and sixty… that’s ten times the number they had.”

“Every day, I’m worn out again and again…” The Bear Emperor spoke with twisted facial expressions, resentment apparent when he rant: “If only I had known, I wouldn’t have had so many!”

Dong Xiaoyan and Feng Yin shared a glance, rolling their eyes in unison.

If only you had known?

In your dreams!

Even if you didn’t realize it at first, after the twentieth or thirtieth child, you should have known by then, right? Yet, instead of learning your lesson, you went about it carelessly, birthing a total of one hundred sixty children.

Didn’t you know?

This is blatant disregard, self-inflicted mistakes made one hundred percent of the time!

Knowing the law and still breaking it is worse. Your current suffering is all your own doing!

Now, saying this simply has no credibility whatsoever!

“Enough, haven’t I already told you, just tell us what it is, stop pretending, you can’t even pretend right.”

Feng Yin candidly said: “Just bring out the problem straightaway. If we can help, we will. If we can’t, no amount of acting on your part is going to matter.”

The Bear Emperor awkwardly rubbed his hands together, saying: “You both have come from the human world, knowledgeable, well-educated, and have experienced the strict discipline of…what do you call it…cultural disciples? Is that right?”

“The other day, your godmother and I thought maybe we could get the young ones into some sort of training, at least taught to live more orderly…we can’t stand this any longer truly.”

The Bear Emperor was moved to tears: “These brats have turned Mount Siji into a goddamn chaos… Just last night, several bastards stuffed Xiong Liang’s youngest son into a sack and used two trees as a slingshot to catapult him into Tiger King’s nest. It almost killed the kid, moreover, with the shot it severeley injured Tiger King’s young son… It’s a disaster…”

“Now both families have come for justice… I’m at my wit’s end… How the fuck am I supposed to handle this?”

The Bear Emperor’s face was filled with a look of helplessness.

“Watch your mouth! What nonsense are you spouting?!”

The Bear Empress swooped down with a slap on the back of her husband’s head, just about to berate him.

Feng Yin quickly spoke up to prevent a quarrel, if this couple really started fighting, they probably wouldn’t be able to get anything done today.

“Miss Dong is pretty good at this.” Dong Xiaoyan said.

Dong Xiaoyan scratched her head, looking befuddled, “Not to belittle myself, but I’ve always been the one being disciplined, I’ve never disciplined anyone…”

“Well, how do we handle this? You two have to think of a solution, we’re depending entirely on you.”

The Bear Emperor said: “How could I possibly entrust this to anyone else without worry? No matter what, please think of a solution. We don’t expect them to become well-behaved angels, but… if they could be even just a tiny bit obedient, that would already be a great relief for us.”