Azure Heaven Saber
Chapter 1253 - 1253 77 Wind Poison Sudden Onset

Chapter 1253: Chapter 77 Wind Poison, Sudden Onset Chapter 1253: Chapter 77 Wind Poison, Sudden Onset Feng Yin fell into deep thought for a moment before opening his eyes and focusing on the little snake.

The little snake looked back at him with eyes full of expectation.

“It started off black, turned white, then became black again after advancing; it’s always changing.”

Feng Yin stroked his chin and said, “How about calling you Chameleon? From snake to dragon, that’s a true transformation of essence!”

The little snake’s expression immediately fell, its proudly raised neck drooping like a noodle.

A pair of mung bean-sized eyes revealed a deep sense of grief.

What a terrible name.

Do you really think I don’t know what a chameleon is?

Just because there’s the word “dragon” in the name doesn’t make it a real dragon!

Is Teng Snake really a snake?

Is Chameleon really a dragon?

“Not satisfied? No good, huh?” Feng Yin said sheepishly, “It’s such a good name though.”

The little snake looked as if it was about to cry.

Feng Yin sighed, feeling a bit disappointed.

It was a carefully thought out name, timely and auspicious, so why didn’t it work?

This little snake really doesn’t know what’s good for it!

“How about Big Black?”

The little snake shook its head again, its eyes brimming with tears.

“Blackie?”

The little snake’s head drooped even lower, the light in its eyes flickering as if it was about to start crying.

Left with no choice, the compassionate Feng Yin had to think again; he pondered hard for a long time but still hadn’t any epiphany. Looking up, he saw Feng Ying comfortably curled up in Dong Xiaoyan’s arms, watching the little snake’s predicament with glee in its eyes.

The look of not caring about the magnitude of trouble or the unpleasantness of its name was quite endearing.

No one knows what inspiration struck, but in a flash, he said, “Got it! You’ll definitely be satisfied with this name!”

The little snake immediately raised its head in anticipation.

Please, let it not be another unharmonious name.

“The name I gave Feng Ying was good, wasn’t it? Like my shadow, inseparable.”

Feng Yin said proudly, “So, you have the last name Feng as well, sharing a surname with me; that makes us even more like family, right?”

The little snake perked up at this, “Sss, sss, sss…”

So thrilled!

The master finally considers me part of the snake family!

To have the surname Feng!

I can’t believe I get to have the same surname as the master, and the big sister, one snake family!

HAHAHAHA!

Excited, the little snake circled around in Feng Yin’s palm, its tail forming a little twist.

“So, from now on, your name will be Feng…”

Feng Yin racked his brains but could not come up with a pleasant name and finally said, “…Wind Poison.”

Wind Poison?

The previously elated little snake froze, staying motionlessly in Feng Yin’s palm, not wanting to move at all.

Why does this name feel so odd?

Is it really a good name?

“Look, Feng Ying is my shadow, and you, you’re our family’s number one poison! The number one poison in our family, that’s the number one poison in the world, get it? So, Wind Poison, what an appropriate and fitting name!”

Feng Yin even came up with a bunch of self-praises, “Wind Poison, really sounds good, easy to remember, rolls off the tongue and sticks in people’s hearts, what a great name!”

The little snake blinked, not sure how to react.

Is there really so much difference in taste between people and snakes?

Should I say it’s not good?

It seems…alright?

But then, why do I feel there’s something slightly…off about it?

“That settles it then!”

Seeing no objection from the little snake, an overjoyed Feng Yin took it as a tacit agreement and finalized the name.

“Wind Poison… well, I must say, I really have a talent for naming!”

Feng Yin boasted, “Wind Poison, for a nickname, we’ll call it Little Poison.”

The little snake’s eyes spun in circles. This nickname sounded strange no matter how it listened.

It appears that people’s and snakes’ likes and preferences really don’t align!

Feng Ying buried its head in Dong Xiaoyan’s arms, apparently in fits of laughter.

Dong Xiaoyan’s shoulders twitched up and down as she tried to hold back her laughter but couldn’t contain it.

Wind Poison.

Well, if you think about it that way, it’s not bad.

Crazy Poison? Both crazy and poisonous?

Dignity? Blockade? Feng Du?

Yeah, those work too.

But Little Poison… how to explain that?

Disinfect?

The great name is very poisonous, and for a nickname, it’s disinfect?

Tsk tsk, Doctor Feng is truly a specialist in naming!

So gifted!

Able to do what others cannot!

In the future, someone gets poisoned, Feng Yin could point and command, “Little Poison! Go disinfect!”

With the little snake’s property of being immune to most poisons, it can truly be effective and immediate against a vast majority of toxins.

Thinking about it this way, Disinfect is indeed quite meaningful and apt!

…

Anyway, no matter how you put it, the little snake’s name was settled.

Its full name, Wind Poison.

For nickname, Little Poison.

The little snake felt bewildered one moment, conflicted the next, and yet somehow self-satisfied as well.

It didn’t know which reaction was appropriate.

It asked Feng Ying what it thought of the name.

Feng Ying responded seriously: A supremely beautiful name!

If even big sister says so, then the little snake immediately began to fall in love with itself…

Muttering to itself “Wind Poison, Wind Poison…”

The more it repeated it, the more it felt there was something poetic about it.

Wind Poison… dignity!

Did the master mean that I carry myself with dignity?

Behaving in an orderly fashion, with decorum, qualities not everyone possesses, not bad at all!

The little snake coiled its tail, its tail tip rhythmically patting the ground, feeling very graceful and dignified.

How does that saying go? Elegance…never goes out of style, dignity… always holds true!

“Indeed, it sounds good!”

The little snake convinced itself after two hours.