Azure Heaven Saber
Chapter 1203 - 1203 61 The Change at Zichen Lake Brothers

Chapter 1203: Chapter 61: The Change at Zichen Lake [Brothers, thanks for waiting.]_4 Chapter 1203: Chapter 61: The Change at Zichen Lake [Brothers, thanks for waiting.]_4 Bai Yihwen whispered softly.

“Yes.”

With a swift movement, the board under Bai Yihwen’s buttocks on the wheelchair was pulled away, revealing a large circular hole.

At that moment, it seemed as if Bai Yihwen was sitting on a toilet that didn’t yet exist in this world.

Bai Yihwen slapped one hand on the armrest of the wheelchair, propped himself up for an instant, and quickly pulled down his pants with the other hand.

Pffft!

As a horrible stench spread, Bai Yihwen began to propel the wheelchair forward.

Running while evacuating…

Pffft pffft pffft…

As he relieved himself, an eerie phenomenon occurred.

Along the path of Bai Yihwen’s waste… pffft pffft pffft pffft… spear-like pine branches kept popping out of the ground in a straight line!

Neat and orderly.

Tall and rigid, each reaching several zhang in height.

The tips were very sharp.

Standing tall against the wind.

Finally…

In less than two seconds, Bai Yihwen stopped what he was doing, pressed a mechanism on the wheelchair, and a board reappeared under his butt.

Bang!

A small pine tree burst from the ground, slamming hard against the board.

Bai Yihwen had already quickly pulled up his pants.

Grinding his teeth, his face flushed with anger, he exclaimed at the height of his fury, “Damn it! When will this ever end!”

Along the path he had taken while maneuvering his wheelchair to escape, a neat row of little pine trees gently swayed in the wind.

Adorned with jade, one tree stood tall, covered in green needles; no one knew who had fashioned such slender leaves, each needle neatly arranged like swords and lances.

…

Pushing Bai Yihwen away, the two subordinates wore strange expressions and dared not speak.

How could they describe such a scene?

In fact, ever since Bai Yihwen was injured last time, damaging his foundational meridians, he had been sitting in a wheelchair with his lower body nearly paralyzed.

His life had become extremely inconvenient.

However, at least he had attendants to take care of him, and he was getting by.

But for some unknown reason, since the start of this year, bizarre incidents had been occurring frequently: whenever Bai Yihwen relieved himself, a pine tree would certainly sprout from below!

And with such rapid growth, as if piercing the heavens!

Of course, inside the city, within residential houses, there was no problem.

But if he relieved himself outdoors or in any city area with direct contact to the ground… pine trees would inevitably spring from beneath!

A direct hit to the tender spot!

Swift, accurate, and ruthless!

But by now, the Great Qin had unified the world for more than fifty years, and the people’s hearts had been settled. Bai Yihwen was considered a rebel, a treacherous scoundrel, living in the city, perhaps to be reported and arrested at any time.

Therefore, Bai Yihwen could only sneak into the mountains and forests from time to time…

But how could he avoid such situations in the forests?

In the first few incidents, Bai Yihwen even had pine trees pierce into his body.

That familiar cold sensation and stabbing pain…

Luckily, he made a split-second decision to dive to the side, snapping off the upper half of the pine branch.

Yet, he was severely injured once again because of it.

From then on, whenever he relieved himself on soil… pine trees would surely sprout, attacking him.

Bai Yihwen was in unspeakable misery.

The most unbearable time was, for some unknown reason, when he had a stomach upset; Bai Yihwen had to relieve himself continuously in a sports-like manner, and as a result, on a bare mountain, a pine forest emerged…

Through this cruel process, Bai Yihwen had become as tough as steel.

Not to mention anything else, if a contest for the speed of relieving oneself were to be held across the continent, Bai Yihwen would undeniably be the champion, unrivaled.

Urinating was one thing…

But defecating… sometimes it was done in just two or three seconds!

Who could compete?

But no one could truly empathize with Bai Yihwen’s feelings.

Looking at the neat row of little pine trees behind him, Bai Yihwen wanted to die.

“Spare me, Brother Pine!”

Bai Yihwen’s eyes brimmed with tears: “I don’t even know how I’ve offended you!”

“I don’t know… it’s been fifty years without any movement from you, and now you have started again… relentlessly?”

“Can’t you just spare me!”

Bai Yihwen growled in a low voice.

The little pine tree stood in the wind.

Silent.

Swaying.

Stalwart.

Indifferent.

…

Two figures clad in white arrived, gliding on the wind.

They landed by Zichen Lake and looked over the tranquil and boundless ripples of the lake. In the clear sky, the other side of the lake was visible at a glance.

Where was this so-called devilish fog?

Their faces changed.

That Bai Yihwen was indeed bluffing!

Just as they suspected, that man’s words were worthless!

“Bai Yihwen!”

One of them shouted from midair in anger: “If you dare to spread rumors, have the courage to show yourself!”

…

“Young Master, don’t go out!”

Bai Yihwen’s subordinates were earnestly advising him with worried expressions.

“It’s fine, concerning the safety of the continent and the lives of the people, since I, Bai Yihwen, have reported the news, I won’t run.”

Bai Yihwen said calmly: “In fact, seeing no devilish fog this morning, I knew I couldn’t leave.”

He raised his voice and declared, “I am Bai Yihwen, I’m right here!”

His cultivation was not high. His voice didn’t carry far.

But the two high-cultivators heard him clearly.

Following the sound, they swiftly landed before Bai Yihwen, surprised to see this rebel and traitor who had evaded capture for more than fifty years.

Dressed in white and sitting in his wheelchair, he was the picture of composure.

Around him, several guards eyed the two newcomers warily.

“We’ve heard much about you, Mr. Bai.”

One of them said, “We’re curious as to why Mr. Bai would create such rumors and yet expose himself. What is the reason?”

Bai Yihwen’s face was filled with worry as he replied, “This is no rumor.”

“Oh?”

“You only need to wait until tonight to see for yourselves. If it doesn’t appear, then capturing me and taking me back will be considered a great accomplishment; it won’t be a wasted trip.”