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Chapter 999 - 999 13 The Revenge of the Sapling Two in One
Chapter 999: Chapter 13 The Revenge of the Sapling [Two in One] Chapter 999: Chapter 13 The Revenge of the Sapling [Two in One] That day, just before the battle…
Cough, that’s not quite right to say.
Because at that time, everyone, including Wu Tiejun, had no idea that a battle was about to commence, let alone that the battle was actually… initiated by themselves.
Well, the night before the battle.
Bai Yihwen felt a bit uncomfortable in his stomach and planned to find a place to relieve himself—everyone has their urgent moments, right?
This was normal.
Taking care of the cycle of food is something not even the Jade Emperor can refuse!
Since he needed to solve the problem, the first step was to come out of hiding.
As a veteran flier, Bai Yihwen, although acknowledged as peerless in strategy, didn’t excel in cultivation or combat power. However, he was still very proficient in basic stealth maneuvers.
Bai Yihwen emerged from his cover, walked a good distance away, and found a relatively secluded spot with cover—ah, it was behind a pine tree.
He also meticulously cleared away some snow and dug a hole in the ground before he pulled down his pants and squatted down.
With a gritted teeth, puckered lips, and a push…
Poot…
Just as he was enjoying the liberating moment, disaster struck—
Who knows what it was, coming out of nowhere, it absurdly burrowed out from the ground!
With the force of lightning that leaves no time to cover one’s ears, it wildly and fiercely charged into…
Well, the place where things were being expelled from… That place.
This incident, of course, was no coincidence, for that thing was wreathed in an indescribably eerie and unspeakable aura.
A moment before, Bai Yihwen was basking in relief; the next moment, he was penetrated by this unknown thing that raced into his abdomen, not just piercing through but also ending up protruding from his mouth!
There he was, unable to scream because his mouth was stuffed—I mean… both ends were plugged…
Completely muffling his agonized screams, that strange thing quickly vanished again, retracting into the ground without trace.
On the ground, there was no sign of its presence.
Uh, just a pool of… that stuff…
“Ah!!!!”
It was only then that Bai Yihwen let out a scream.
Agony beyond enduring, he writhed on the ground.
Poor Bai Yihwen, amidst this fleeting catastrophe, was in a complete mess from head to toe, frantically howling and rolling on the ground in excruciating pain.
His cultivation wasn’t high, merely at the upper tiers of Human-Level, far from reaching Earth Level. This surprise attack had nearly shattered his life; his screams and writhing were the last refrains of his existence.
With his level of cultivation, it was absolutely impossible for him to heal his own injuries!
Even if it were an Earth Level practitioner, left utterly unguarded during such a relaxed moment, being suddenly ripped open, his intestines torn and abdomen ruptured, from bottom to top, completely impaled—what’s more than just a torn intestine, a damaged spleen? Plenty of filthy matter that hadn’t yet been expelled was already seeping through the wounds into his abdominal cavity.
Even now, his lower body continued to erupt uncontrollably, and even his mouth was…
In short, he was a complete mess, filthy beyond description, and not a sight for the faint-hearted!
And as Bai Yihwen’s dreadful screams echoed through the forest, Miao Sensen and the others naturally hurried over at the sound. But on seeing the scene, without exception, they were all instantly dumbfounded.
The vast snowy field had been turned into a land reeking to the high heavens, with many… many yellow things scattered here and there against the white snow…
And Bai Yihwen himself was in even worse shape, covered everywhere in reds and yellows…
An indescribable stench filled the air.
Gag…
Miao Sensen instinctively retched and looked around, overwhelmed, “What the… what the hell happened here?”
Everyone was stunned.
Who would have thought… it was just a poop, right?
And it caused such a commotion?
Was this still the same Bai Yihwen, known for his elegant and steady presence, the strategist with an impeccable appearance?
“What are you standing around for? Hurry up and help him!!!!”
Just as startled, Miao Sensen was the first to snap out of it, jumping up as if his butt were on fire and yelling at the top of his lungs.
Then he commanded, “Everyone else, on guard!”
“Search for the enemy!”
With a rustle, everyone scattered to keep watch, all while holding their noses.
It wasn’t that Bai Yihwen had offended them, and his abilities were admired by all.
But… this atmosphere, this visual impact, this assault on the senses, was just too repulsive.
Who would want to approach if they didn’t have to?!
And so, naturally, no one was left by Miao Sensen’s side, the head of the wing.
Miao Sensen’s mouth twisted in frustration.
“Damn you… I told you to be on guard, not to all run away, for goodness’ sake leave a couple of people…”
Miao Sensen jumped and cursed.
But everyone had gone, and as the head of the wing, could Miao Sensen just stand by and watch someone die without lifting a finger?
After rescuing Bai Yihwen and cleaning him up, and… and wiping his butt… cough cough… that is, giving him a wash and inserting healing medicine into him.
Then, all of Bai Yihwen’s clothes were packed up and thrown far away, and, yes, they were wrapped in quilts on the outside, to somewhat effectively contain the smell.
The medics were busily treating the internal injuries. Seeing Bai Yihwen being tended to and the continuous spitting of blood with froth from his mouth, the medics couldn’t help but express their concern, “Mr. Bai, Bai Yihwen’s injuries might be far more severe than they appear on the surface. It’s not just a penetrating wound in the rear; it’s likely that his internal organs have been pierced too… perhaps more than one place… um…”
“He has other wounds inside?”
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