Are You Crazy? He’s only an Intern Lawyer?
Chapter 388 - 385: A Night of Madness? Did the Silly Person Get Cuckolded?

Chapter 388: Chapter 385: A Night of Madness? Did the Silly Person Get Cuckolded?

Saturday, rest day.

Zhao Xiaoxiao, with dark circles under her eyes and a look of resentment, knocked on the door of the downstairs room.

As to why she looked so resentful and transformed into the adorable Iron-Eating Beast, everything began last night.

It seemed a couple had won a lawsuit, then returned to Lin Mansion, and without any further consideration, started to indulge.

The sounds from downstairs in the evening included but were not limited to laughter, mushy talk, followed by female and male falsettos, mixed falsettos, and then indescribable sounds, along with some rhythmic "instrumental" symphonies.

Of course, there were no instruments downstairs, which Zhao Xiaoxiao knew well.

What she knew even better was that these so-called sounds were all coming from two people between the sheets.

This resulted in her having a restless night, and numerous times she had to restrain herself from going downstairs to teach the couple a lesson.

Can you keep it down?

This was the sentence she mumbled countless times in her heart last night.

Fortunately, her regular sleeping schedule allowed her to withstand the pressure. Around two or three in the morning, the couple finally quieted down.

Zhao Xiaoxiao buried her head in sleep, and now it was after 9 in the morning, her stomach growling, she could only go downstairs to find something to eat.

Bang bang bang!

In the end, Zhao Xiaoxiao still knocked on the door, and quite loudly at that.

Inside the room, sounds of rustling clothes could be heard.

Swish!

The door opened, and Zhang Wei immediately stood in the doorway, smiling.

"Ah, my second girl, how come you’re up so early today?"

Zhao Xiaoxiao couldn’t help but roll her eyes,

Am I the one who’s up early, or is it that you two partied until dawn, so you’re sleeping in?

Her eyes inadvertently glanced into the room, where she saw someone still "struggling" to get out of bed.

Beneath the thin blanket, vast expanses of fair skin, tangled golden hair, a fatigued face, and eyes still hazy with sleep, seemed like they hadn’t recovered from the frenzy of last night.

"Hmph, be careful or Sister Xia will kill you!"

Zhao Xiaoxiao muttered, then put her hands on her hips, "I’m hungry, Missy here wants breakfast, make it quick!"

"Understood!"

Zhang Wei immediately gestured an "OK" with his hand, then looked back into the room.

After nodding to Jessica, he headed straight for the kitchen.

Zhao Xiaoxiao watched Zhang Wei walk by, but her eyes caught a glimpse of his back.

It was marked with dozens of bright red scratches, likely the work of the woman in the room.

"Wow, is that the Nine Yin White Bone Claw? What exactly did you two do last night..."

"Xiaoxiao, you’ll have such experiences someday, would you like to learn about it now?"

Jessica also came out, her face still carrying the afterglow of the previous night, looking enchanting and beautiful.

It validated the saying that a woman becomes especially beautiful after her first intimate encounter.

"Forget it, I don’t want to learn!"

Zhao Xiaoxiao immediately shook her head, her face filled with fright.

Such matters weren’t for a young girl like her; she was still a maiden after all.

"I, I’m going to wash up, you two continue... no, stop it tonight, don’t carry on!"

Zhao Xiaoxiao spoke disjointedly, panicking as she ran off.

Jessica watched her leave with flustered eyes and gently covered her mouth with a laugh.

Afterward, she stretched her finger to her lips.

Her crimson tongue licked her plump red lips, as if savoring the madness of the previous night.

She admitted that at first, it was she who initiated it.

So many times, she wore lacy nightgowns before him, but he managed to resist every time.

Though she praised him for his strong resolve, deeming him a reliable man, it was also a challenge to her own charm.

During the case, his dedication to his work was professional ethics.

But the case was over, so there was no need for restraint, right?

So last night, she boldly slipped into sexy lingerie again and made many provocative moves, finally succeeding in winning him over.

Just thinking about their subsequent frenzy made her blush.

Especially his member, which initially made her heart race and cheeks flush, then turned her whole body feverish, followed by rapid breaths, then almost asphyxiated her, forcing her to beg for mercy, and in the end, she nearly passed out...

"Youth is wonderful..."

With her sensual lips slightly parted, one could make out such a compliment.

In the kitchen.

Zhang Wei busied himself with breakfast.

He was shirtless, boiling noodles with vegetables, and frying some muscle chicken eggs as a topping for the noodles.

"Zhang, that was kind of you."

A familiar touch faintly emanated from his back, and Zhang Wei smiled slightly, "Making breakfast is hardly a hardship, is it?"

"No, I meant last night, you worked hard..."

Hearing this, the scenes of intimacy from the previous night flashed through his mind, nearly causing him to lose his grip on the spatula.

Although Zhang Qiansheng from his past life was barely considered a seasoned driver, having kept a female college student—who was also the belle of the campus—as his mistress.

Yet, as age caught up, men inevitably find themselves lacking in vigor.

Zhang Wei was different, however; his physique was somewhat weak before, but through his training at Zhang’s Martial Arts School, he had developed a decent body.

Moreover, last night was different due to the presence of feelings.

Zhang Qiansheng’s relationship with his kept woman was nothing more than a physical one attached to monetary transactions, almost devoid of sentiment.

But Zhang Wei’s relationship with Jessica was altogether different; they were already good friends and had grown even closer through the case, just shy of breaking through the final barrier.

Last night, they not only broke through that paper-thin barrier, but also tore through another layer...

When feelings are involved, it naturally leads to a harmonious union and eternal memories.

So much so that one of them got too excited, going from initial awkwardness to later familiarity, and finally, it became uncontrollable.

"Ahem, was I too rough last night..."

"No, you were amazing last night!"

Hearing the encouragement from behind, Zhang Wei felt particularly refreshed.

That’s Jessica for you, an excellent psychological therapist.

She always knew what to say to cheer someone up.

Thus, breakfast was eaten with joyful relish.

Of course, the continuous eye-rolling from their younger daughter could be readily ignored.

However, after breakfast, Jessica’s phone suddenly rang.

"Manager Chen, what are you saying, you’ve already arranged for someone to clean the paint, and it’ll be done by this evening, isn’t that too fast..."

"Oh, I’m sorry, what I meant was that’s great, I’ve always been clear about the efficiency of your property management, thank you for informing me."

Upon hearing the call from the property management, Jessica’s face revealed a tinge of complexity.

She looked at Zhang Wei, her eyes filled with both joy and hesitation.

The joy was because she could return to her clinic, which could resume normal operations.

The unhappiness stemmed from the fact that it meant she would have to move back into her own apartment, temporarily leaving the man by her side.

Zhang Wei obviously noticed Jessica’s discontent and immediately consoled her, "It’s fine, we can meet up again later; I’m free on weekends."

"Hmm..."

"Do you need me to help you pack up your things?"

"No need, I think I will go back tomorrow, tonight..."

The rest didn’t need to be said.

Tonight might just be their last evening together for the time being.

So tonight was destined to be another sleepless night.

Saturday night.

Zhao Xiaoxiao was very frustrated again.

She had thought that after reminding them in the morning, the shameless couple downstairs could keep it down for a while.

But she found out she was wrong; not only did they not keep it down, but the noise they made at night was even louder, to the point where she could hear the high-pitched soprano from the second floor.

"Ah, this is so annoying!"

Zhao Xiaoxiao buried her head under her pillow, mainly covering her ears.

She didn’t particularly like wearing headphones, but under today’s circumstances, she had no choice but to put them on.

With her headphones on and music playing, the world finally went quiet.

She opened a chatroom and started furiously typing.

[TheGhost: So annoyed, that dog couple downstairs started again!]

[Keyboard: That’s the downside of renting, the couple next door to me are the same, everyday. I’ve complained several times already /helpless]

[Keyboard: But guess what, after several complaints with no effect, I couldn’t take it anymore. Just yesterday, I finally found the husband’s WeChat and sent him a message calling him out. Then he replied, saying he’s been on a business trip out of town these past few months and won’t be back until next month /smirk]

[Keyboard: Then he kept asking me if it’s been noisy from his wife next door every day, and sent me a bunch of messages, to which I responded truthfully. Just wait until he gets back, something exciting is sure to happen /hehe]

[TheGhost: ???]

[PigMan: That’s some real cuckoldry, I have so much sympathy for that husband, I’ll observe a three-minute silence for him.]

[PigMan: Seriously though, I envy you guys, everyday you have a free live broadcast to listen to. Unlike me, who hasn’t even held a girl’s hand before /pity]

[Venom: Our line of work is destined to be lonely /aloof]

[PigMan: Oh please, look at ’Viper’, heard he got himself a pretty girlfriend, and how long has it been since he last logged on?]

[TheGhost: No way, did he really find someone?]

[Venom: What else could it be, he used to be online almost everyday, now how long has it been since anyone’s seen him?]

[PigMan: Sigh, such people can’t be considered good comrades, they abandon our organization as soon as they get a girl, that’s not right /angry]

[Keyboard: Get lost, if you could find a chick, you’d probably leave faster than Viper looks down on you.]

[PigMan: Even if you know, don’t say it out loud...]

[Venom: Speaking of which, with Viper absent, are we still on for our meet-up tomorrow?]

[PigMan: Of course, we continue, why wouldn’t we? We’ve known each other for so long, why not have an offline meet-up?]

[Venom: I have no objections!]

[Keyboard: I have no objections either!]

[PigMan: I definitely have no objections!]

[TheGhost: I...]

[TheGhost: also have no problem!]

[Venom: Then it’s settled, I’ll see you guys tomorrow as planned!]

After ending the chat and closing the window, Zhao Xiaoxiao chose to take her hands off the keyboard.

"Crap, this bunch wants to meet up..."

She rested her hands on her head, deep in thought.

The few people in the chatroom were all considered quite formidable figures in the domestic hacking scene, and coincidentally, they were all in Dongfang Capital.

She shared common ground with these people and naturally became friends with them... but only online.

And now, they were actually planning to break new ground with an offline meet-up, and although Zhao Xiaoxiao was hesitant, she still agreed to it.

But meeting up like this, as a girl, she could easily encounter dangers or situations that made her uncomfortable.

At such times, having a guy’s company would be much more convenient.

But after thinking it over, in her nearly non-existent social circle, she couldn’t find a reliable guy.

Looking at the bigger picture, only the guy downstairs seemed somewhat dependable.

Zhao Xiaoxiao took off her headphones, only to be greeted by some indecent noises coming through again.

She wore an expression that said "Give me a break," put the headphones back on, and forced herself not to think about those things.

"Dog man and woman, Zhang Wei that jerk, he’s got Sister Xiao Xia, and yet he’s still fooling around with Jessica!"

"You’re so amazing, does Sister Xia know? If she finds out, she’ll punch you to death on the spot!"

"Damn it, why do I only know this guy? Now I can’t even find a guy when I need one!"

Zhao Xiaoxiao held her head in anguish, face painted with frustration, but she could only wait for the dog couple downstairs to quiet down a bit.

Their last crazy night finally came to an end with the passage of time.

...

The next day, the weekend.

Zhang Wei, slightly weary, slowly walked out of his room.

He went a bit overboard last night and felt some soreness in his back.

"I can’t blame myself for not holding back, only that she’s too alluring, sigh..."

With a long sigh, he expressed the melancholy of a man.

"Zhang, I’m leaving now, bye."

"Goodbye."

Jessica left Zhang Wei’s room glowing, the corners of her eyes brimming with romantic vibes, her cheerful smile bidding farewell as she waved goodbye.

Reluctant to part, neither Zhang Wei nor Jessica wanted to say goodbye to the other.

But separation was inevitable. Everyone had work and careers to attend to, and such a pace was too much for the body to handle daily.

Watching Jessica drive away, Zhang Wei couldn’t help but shake his head.

The packing was done yesterday.

After today, Jessica was going to get ready and could start seeing patients by Monday.

"Say, second missy, why do you keep eyeing me?"

Once Jessica had left, Zhang Wei immediately felt as if he was being pierced by a gaze from behind.

Zhao Xiaoxiao lurked in a corner, spying on him.

"So, you owe me a favor, and I’d like you to repay it now!"

She was straightforward and to the point.

Zhao Xiaoxiao’s words were clean and sharp.

"Oh, what can I help you with?"

Zhang Wei was intrigued.

He felt a bit embarrassed for having asked for the second missy’s help so many times.

He was naturally very willing to help her out this time.

"Just tonight, I’m going to a friend’s gathering, can you accompany me?"

"Meeting friends, sure!"

Zhang Wei naturally had no objections; it was the weekend, and he happened to be free.

"Um... could you possibly..."

But as Zhao Xiaoxiao’s words took a turn, she intertwined her forefingers across her chest and suddenly became coy.

"Could you... could you be my temporary boyfriend..."

"Huh?"

Zhang Wei was taken aback.

What’s this all about?

I’ve always seen you like a daughter, and here you are trying different ways to hit on me?

I admit my charm is great, but do you really need to do this?

Seeing Zhang Wei’s reaction, Zhao Xiaoxiao immediately got angry, "What, your lady here is making a rare request and you’re hesitating?"

"No, no, no, I was just asking, is this gathering of yours serious?"

"It’s just a simple gathering of like-minded people!"

"Oh, okay, that’s fine, I can help out, but unless someone asks, don’t say we’re that kind of relationship, alright?"

"Oh, I got it!"

Upon hearing Zhang Wei agree, Zhao Xiaoxiao was very satisfied, her lips curled into a smile, and she felt extremely happy inside.

She finally found someone to accompany her, so now she could be at ease.

"Right, we all call each other by nicknames, so if someone calls me by a different name, don’t be surprised!"

"I understand, I understand. Nowadays, so many people call me ’Homicide Lawyer’, have I minded?"

"Good, around 9 o’clock tonight, wait for my message, I’ll send you the address!"

Zhao Xiaoxiao gave Zhang Wei a reminder and then went upstairs again, clearly getting ready to leave.

For Zhang Wei, it was no big deal, helping out Zhao Xiaoxiao was the right thing to do.

After all, she was the adorable second daughter.

"Now, there’s still half a day left until 9 o’clock tonight, I might as well go visit Silly!"

Glancing at the time, Zhang Wei felt he could take a lesson from "The Time Management Master".

However, when he took the subway to Dongjiang Yipin, he only encountered his mother-in-law.

"That girl is still at the serious case squad and hasn’t come back, and so is Old Xia; he was called out to assist in some task, anyway, they’re both not home!"

In the new house, only Yue Mu Li Qinghua’s complaints could be heard.

An enormous house where both her daughter and husband were absent, leaving her, Li Qinghua, to spend the weekend alone, was indeed terribly boring.

Even though she could chat, drink tea, and play mahjong with some wealthy ladies, coming back home still felt awfully lonely.

Zhang Wei exchanged a few pleasantries with his mother-in-law, then took his leave, claiming he was going to see Silly.

His next stop was the Martial Association Investigation Department, and he went straight for the serious case squad office.

In team 7 of the serious case squad, he saw Wu Yong, but Xia Qianyue was nowhere to be seen.

"Captain Wu, what’s going on, where’s Silly?"

"Ah, Xia Xia went for an assessment, but I think it’s a bit iffy!"

Wu Yong didn’t beat around the bush and led Zhang Wei to the assessment scene.

The so-called assessment was a live crime simulation conducted in a combat simulation room prepared by the Martial Association.

It tested the rapid response, the adaptive combat skills, and the ability to adjust to sudden unexpected situations that operatives could face.

Simply put, Investigation Department officers might encounter any situation, and this is when their combat experience and problem-solving skills are really put to the test.

And these, sadly, were the skills Xia Qianyue lacked.

When Zhang Wei and Wu Yong arrived at the combat simulation room, they happened to see Xia Qianyue undergoing her assessment drill in a simulated uniform.

She wore a dark green camouflage combat suit paired with a pure green bulletproof vest and a green combat cap,

"So green!" Zhang Wei remarked, struck by the sight.

Could it be that even the heavens knew and were trying to remind Silly?

"Speaking of which, Captain Wu, don’t you think the content of this assessment is a bit too simple? That corner with the fake hostage is so obvious!"

"How did you figure it out?"

"Easy, working women wear high heels; who goes to work in sports shoes?"

Zhang Wei pointed at the staff member hiding in the corner, ready to act as a hostage, and explained with a lack of interest, "Look at that woman’s face, working women almost always wear makeup, whether it’s for meeting clients or maintaining the company’s image, it’s necessary."

"But despite having a makeup case in her bag, her face is completely bare. Is she planning to put on makeup after getting to the company?"

Wu Yong had no choice but to acknowledge, Zhang Wei had a good eye.

He hung his head, helplessly saying, "It’s all part of the assessment; the assessors will intentionally reveal some flaws. If someone can spot them, it shows they have good criminal investigation experience."

"I have to say, kid, you really are cut out for this line of work!"

Even at this moment, Wu Yong hadn’t given up on trying to sway Zhang Wei to join them.

Zhang Wei couldn’t help but admire the other’s persistence.

But now, he finally understood what the problem was with the assessment.

He could spot the inconsistency at a glance, but Xia Qianyue clearly couldn’t!