AnalogHorror: Rule Kaidan 4016
Chapter 909 - 420 Is my naked clothes also within your prediction?!_2

Chapter 909: Chapter 420 Is my naked clothes also within your prediction?!_2

The perception of women is truly terrifying.

"Actually, um... I didn’t really see much... just the clothes getting torn..." Lin Yi stammered, speaking the truth. Although the school uniform was 90 percent shredded by the blast, the critical parts still held firm like the divine artifact-level shorts of the Giant Green Men.

Li Huiyuan suspiciously scanned Lin Yi up and down. Her sharp intuition told her things weren’t that simple, especially because of the faint scent on Lin Yi—it didn’t seem like something a piece of clothing could carry. It felt more like he had gone through some epic battle... and hadn’t showered.

But Lin Yi hadn’t gone back to the dormitory, so he indeed couldn’t shower...

Could it be...?

She spread her hands and, gritting her teeth, said: "Forget it... What’s done is done, what else can I do?"

Lin Yi wiped his sweat and quickly echoed: "Exactly! It’s not like you can ’unsee’ it, right? That’d be too inappropriate!"

When Li Huiyuan heard that, she immediately clenched her teeth, which made a "creak, creak" sound: "No way, I’m at a loss here! However much she saw, I need to see just as much! I, Li Huiyuan, won’t suffer such an imbalance!"

"Uh... no, I mean... cough, cough!! You heard wrong, that’s not what I meant..."

Li Huiyuan suddenly realized she had accidentally blurted out what was on her mind. Flustered, she quickly covered her mouth.

"Huh???" Lin Yi’s jaw dropped. No way, is this really how you define ’imbalance’?"

Then that makes me losing out twice?!

Even capitalists don’t exploit this ruthlessly!

"What ’huh’?! Did I say anything just now?!"

"Uh... I didn’t hear a thing." Lin Yi shrank his neck, not daring to respond. Damn it, Huihuizi, what a maneuver—like a feigned retreat. Others might give a stick and then a date, but you’re chucking a ladder at my face and then making me climb it myself...

Women’s tactics are truly terrifying...

Lin Yi wiped the cold sweat off his forehead. Just then, someone pushed open the classroom door.

A familiar figure strode into the room like a savior descending upon the battlefield.

Fortune Life Wei Liang the Celestial!

Wei Liang entered the classroom and immediately surveyed the scene. His serious demeanor resembled a comedic version of Schwarzenegger. He quickly spotted Lin Yi, his eyes gleaming "bling," his entire presence brightened by the sunlight.

"Old Lin!" Wei Liang hurried over.

"Classmate, please sign in first," Class Teacher-040’s voice interrupted Wei Liang’s approach, prompting him to turn back.

"Oh, here I come... wow!" Wei Liang’s eyes lit up once again upon seeing Class Teacher-040’s attire. His gaze fixated on those elegantly long legs, which appeared to shimmer faintly in the morning light.

Class Teacher-040 couldn’t help but hold her forehead, thinking, "Truly, ’birds of a feather flock together.’ The look in these two guys’ eyes is uncannily similar..."

"Classmate, after signing in, you may leave," Class Teacher-040 reminded.

"Teacher, I’m still looking for my name... slurp..." Wei Liang replied.

Are you searching for your name or ogling legs? As if I don’t know... Class Teacher-040 silently pushed the folder closer to him. Only then did Wei Liang reluctantly divert his gaze from the folder’s lower region.

After finishing the sign-in, Wei Liang finally descended from the podium and made his way to Lin Yi.

"Old Lin, your big bro is here!" Wei Liang grinned mischievously, "Wait, you’ve changed your clothes? But I gotta say—this look of yours screams ’sophisticated scoundrel.’ Where’d you get it?"

Li Huiyuan pouted and pointed at Class Teacher-040: "Over there. She gave Lin Yi the clothes!"

"What the heck!" Wei Liang instantly jumped in outrage upon hearing this, "You didn’t return to the dormitory last night—what, did you sleep in Teacher Lin’s... office?!"

"Hey, hey, hey!" Lin Yi shot up from his seat and clamped Wei Liang’s mouth shut. Damn it! Li Huiyuan hasn’t been dealt with yet, and now Wei Liang shows up to cause chaos right in her face. This ’best friend’ is gunning to end me!

"I just... changed clothes, okay?! My clothes got ruined yesterday!"

Wei Liang smirked knowingly: "That’s why they say, ’Elder brothers are like fathers.’ Now, behold what your big daddy’s brought you!"

As he spoke, he unzipped his backpack and pulled out a brand-new school uniform.

"This...?" Lin Yi’s eyes widened. "Wait, how did you know I’d need new clothes today?"

Whoa, Lin Yi was truly stunned by Wei Liang’s foresight. Could it be that my naked mishap was part of his calculations too?!

Could it be that... Liangzi really is "that one"?

"Hey, hey, hey, why are you staring at me like that?!" Wei Liang nervously hugged himself. "I said ’elder brother is like father,’ not elder brother as your ’sister-in-law!’ Oh no, wait—scratch that! Sister-in-law is out too...!"

"It’s just that I came back to the dorm yesterday all drenched, figured you wouldn’t be much better off, so today I brought some extra clothes just in case. Don’t read too much into it, okay!"

"I even brought you a pair of shoes. How’s that for loyalty, huh?"

With that, he pulled out a pair of sneakers from his backpack.

Upon seeing the sneakers, Lin Yi suddenly remembered—it was Wei Liang who suggested he bring an extra pair yesterday, which coincidentally came in handy at the library...

Could coincidences really line up this perfectly?

"Hey, what’s wrong? Brain short-circuiting after pulling an all-nighter?" Wei Liang waved his hand in front of Lin Yi’s face. "So, are you changing clothes or what? If not, just stuff it in your bag... Wait, you have a new bag? What’s in it? Looks like it’s packed full of goodies!"

Wei Liang was, of course, referring to the bag Old Mo had given him.

Lin Yi, upon hearing that, cautiously probed: "Want to take a look?"

But Wei Liang suddenly straightened his face: "No interest."

"Come on, take a look!" Lin Yi kept testing him, pushing the bag toward Wei Liang.

Wei Liang crossed his arms and sneered: "Old Lin, I’m the mighty Traitor Emperor—you should know by now that I don’t indulge in handouts. A gentleman doesn’t take unsolicited gifts..."

"What if it’s Class Teacher-040’s stockings inside?"

"Damn! You should’ve mentioned that earlier—allow me a closer inspection!" Wei Liang howled like a dog and reached for the bag.

"No way!! Hands off!!!" Li Huiyuan’s quick reflexes intercepted the bag. She glared at Lin Yi fiercely: "You actually stole teacher’s stockings, Lin Linzi?! I’ve figured you out completely!"

She shoved the bag back to Lin Yi, fuming, and gave him two angry punches before turning away to sit by the window, staring at the scenery with her head held high. Steam seemed to be rising from her forehead, as if she had warmed up.

Lin Yi cursed himself for being reckless. How could I focus so much on testing Liangzi and forget there’s a barrel of vinegar here?

Damn it! Now I’m a man caught between a rock and a hard place...

"Aye, damn..." Lin Yi sighed helplessly. "Look at me—a noble gentleman, a lonely single dog, and yet I’ve somehow stumbled into such inexplicable shura fields..."

Wei Liang sidled up to him, acting all worldly and mature, and patted Lin Yi’s shoulder: "Ah, Old Lin, little girls don’t understand much. Come on, that bag—let big bro have a peek..."

"There are no stockings in the bag—I was messing with you," Lin Yi sighed.

"You toy with my clean-cut (pure) image? If I don’t look now, wouldn’t that mean I’m dismissing you?" Wei Liang, looking solemn, grabbed Lin Yi’s bag. But just as he was about to open it, his expression suddenly stiffened, and he quietly handed the bag back.

"I think it’s important for brothers to trust each other. I trust that there aren’t stockings inside."

Wei Liang proclaimed righteously, with an unusually serious expression that left Lin Yi completely flabbergasted.

"Hey, Li Huiyuan!" Wei Liang suddenly shouted toward her. "Old Lin tricked you—there aren’t stockings in the bag!" Then, quick as lightning, he changed the subject: "By the way, Lin Yi, make sure to change into the new clothes. This whole sophisticated scoundrel vibe of yours is seriously weirding me out. Oh, and don’t go to the bathroom to change—I think the bookshelf at the back is just perfect."

And before leaving, he added, turning back: "Let Li Huiyuan keep watch for you—rock solid."

"I agree!" Out of nowhere, the previously furious Li Huiyuan suddenly jumped on board, her eyes gleaming with excitement, like a hungry wolf staring at a lamb.