100 Days Of Escaping My Wedding
Chapter 390: Clubbing or Karaoke

Chapter 390: Chapter 390: Clubbing or Karaoke

A scarce resource, high-quality men...?

They’re clearly a bunch of wolves in sheep’s clothing!

Young girls with little experience are indeed easily deceived!

Xiao Wen huffed and then said, "Since I ran into you today, I’ll be kind and help you out!"

"Help me?" Xiaoqiao didn’t understand, how she could be of help.

Xiao Wen immediately said excitedly, "It’s a very simple question, a tried-and-true classic love test that can precisely determine which person weighs more in your heart!"

Xiaoqiao was skeptical, if such a love test really existed, would there still be hesitating men and women in the world?

"Look! Suppose those two men can’t swim, and they both fall into a river at the same time, who will you choose to save first?" Xiao Wen asked.

Xiaoqiao was speechless, she had known better than to have too high hopes for her.

Gong Xiaoqiao: "Is this what you call the tried-and-true classic love test?"

Xiao Wen: "How about it? Good, isn’t it? You just have to answer and the problem will be solved!"

Long Yan stroked his chin, "Isn’t it obvious? Xiaoqiao would definitely save me first!"

"Say it, say it!" Xiao Wen urged.

Gong Xiaoqiao: "I’m considering it!"

Xiao Wen: "You can’t consider too long! Your first reaction is the most truthful!"

"First reaction, huh..." Xiaoqiao pondered, "If the two of them really can’t swim and fall into the river at the same time, should I go clubbing or go to karaoke?"

Long Yan clutched his chest, wounded...

"Why not me! It’s one thing for Gu Hangshen, but why would you go partying even if I’m drowning... Is it buy one, get one dead..." Long Yan protested.

Gu Hangshen continued sipping his tea with composure, since his competition was Long Yan, it didn’t matter even if he lost...

Xiao Wen put her hands on her hips and angrily said, "Xiaoqiao, you’re too bad!"

Gong Xiaoqiao: "Why are you so insistent on asking which one I like?"

Xiao Wen: "Because I can make my move on the one you don’t like!"

Gong Xiaoqiao speechless: "How old are you even?"

Xiao Wen: "I’m just a few months shy of eighteen!"

"Listen to your sister, never go for a man who’s prettier than you!" Xiaoqiao said earnestly.

"Why?" Xiao Wen asked sincerely.

"Because they’re either perverts, GAY, or transvestites. Nobody’s perfect, if God gave you such a beautiful face, he must have taken something else away as a trade-off."

Xiao Wen: "..."

Gu Hangshen: "..."

Long Yan: "..."

Perverts, GAY, transvestites—there are three choices to satisfy different needs, darling, feel free to label yourselves with whichever one you like~

...

At this moment, Xiao Nian the little darling finally came back.

However, the little guy left bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, but returned with a face full of dejection, like a frosted eggplant.

"Mommy Mommy, I’m sorry..."

Xiaoqiao furrowed her brows, her expression turning worrisome, and ultimately couldn’t help but ask, "What’s wrong?"

"Xiao Nian knows mommy likes Cola..."

Because that day Mommy said she just wanted Cola!

Though Xiao Nian was very sad, he still wanted Mommy to be happy!

Mommy likes it, so Xiao Nian likes it!

"Xiao Nian wants Mommy to be happy..."

"Xiao Nian wanted to bring Cola to Mommy..."

"But that scary auntie said no Cola allowed in..."

"I’m sorry, Mommy..."

Xiao Nian was on the verge of tears as he spoke.

Xiaoqiao felt her heart twist, how could she tell him that what Mommy likes most of all is her darling you...