100 Days Of Escaping My Wedding
Chapter 381: The Eternal Iceberg

Chapter 381: Chapter 381: The Eternal Iceberg

When it comes to women, Long Yan couldn’t help but start complaining, "I really don’t understand what there is to like about women, these self-contradictory and inexplicable creatures! They blindly believe that love is supreme and can’t tolerate being ignored by men for other things; otherwise, they feel they are not loved enough. To them, love is almighty, invincible, and can resolve everything."

However, when a man truly has eyes only for her and puts her first in everything, she starts to think that he is useless, has no ambition, and only knows how to spend time on women.

The more powerful and influential a man is, the less likely he is to embody the idea of ’forsaking all others, till death do us part.’ They can be a great king, a great boss, a great leader, a great brother, but absolutely not a great husband. Before you’re prepared to give everything up, it’s best not to foolishly look for true love."

"Gu Hangshen, wake up! Women are creatures that completely defy logic! With your perennially expressionless face, your eternally unmelting iceberg, your terminally boring wooden personality, you’re absolutely hopeless!" Long Yan concluded with his rich experience.

Gu Hangshen: "..."

Whoosh! The perennially expressionless face!

Whoosh! The eternally unmelting iceberg!

Whoosh! The terminally boring wooden personality!

Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh! Three transparent arrows pierced Gu Hangshen’s heart.

Though he knew all this, having it ruthlessly revealed by both his woman and his rival over these days truly felt like a blow...

"If I changed these things... would she come back?" Gu Hangshen remained silent for a long while before asking hesitantly.

Seeing the sudden spark in Gu Hangshen’s eyes, Long Yan awkwardly wiped his sweat, "I never said that."

Gu Hangshen’s gaze immediately dimmed.

Long Yan gave him a glance, "Change might not guarantee hope, but without change, there’s definitely no hope!"

Gu Hangshen looked at him again.

Who would have thought that Gu Hangshen, of all people, could also be such an idiot? Long Yan’s vanity was thoroughly satisfied, so he decided to kindly offer him a few pointers.

"First and foremost, the most important point is that if up to now you’re still ’too shy to express your love,’ you’ll absolutely never win her back. Especially now that Xiaoqiao is blind, the only thing that can touch her is your voice. If you remain as wooden as ever, what difference does it make whether you’re there or not?

Then there’s the sense of taste, which might be the only advantage you have. But, that assumes you can get her willing to be captivated by your cooking! Wait until she lets her guard down and then seize the moment. A woman’s body is often much more honest than her heart~"

Gu Hangshen twitched the corner of his mouth slightly; he could perhaps consider the first two points, but the third... how could she possibly let him touch her.

"So..." Long Yan patted his shoulder, "start learning the basics of language with your son from now on! It’s remarkable that the kid has grown up so well with a father who has a speech impediment like you!"

"Why are you telling me all this?" Gu Hangshen asked.

Long Yan, with his legs crossed, said, "Because I don’t like having an opponent who’s too weak!"

"Don’t you like men?" Gu Hangshen frowned. Although Long Yan was always outspoken, he had never taken seriously what he said about being with Xiaoqiao.

Long Yan was definitely not Xiaoqiao’s type.