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Chapter 1110 - 506: The Past of Bitter Garden

Chapter 1110: Chapter 506: The Past of Bitter Garden

"Oof..."

Not only the young Fairy girls were jealous, Little Spider’s unabashedly affectionate display even provoked threatening growls from the Two Headed Dragon behind them, continuously puffing hot steam from its nostrils.

"Hiss..."

Little Spider was not intimidated at all, its fur bristled as it hissed back at the massive dragon head above.

The two pets were like a pebble in front of a small hill in terms of size, not even on the same level, but Little Spider didn’t seem to be at a disadvantage in terms of aura at all. After all, both were level thirty Magical Beasts, so who was to say which one was more noble?

"These two little fellows, still don’t get along even after four thousand years." Ling Long sighed helplessly, walked over, and picked up Little Spider.

Mu You also stroked the scales of the Two Headed Dragon a few times out of fairness, which somewhat placated it. The two pets then diverted their gazes, no longer glaring at each other.

"I used to like watching them vie for attention and squabble when they were little, but not anymore. Now, if they started fighting, they could tear down my city in less than an hour," Ling Long said with a somewhat nostalgic smile.

At that moment, the aged Gege Wu emerged from behind Mu You, trembling and hesitantly asked Ling Long, "Um... my teacher, is he... is he alright?"

"Gege-chan?"

Ling Long glanced at Gege Wu, seeing her aged face and the cautious way she gripped the corner of her garment, and couldn’t help but feel a bit sorry for her: "That stone-faced guy is really heartless..."

"Don’t worry, your teacher is doing well. And, it seems like he’s prepared a gift for you," Ling Long said.

"A gift?"

Gege Wu was startled, not feeling surprised but somewhat ashamed because she had given away the gift her teacher had given her last time. If her teacher found out, she didn’t know what he would think of her...

"Relax, this time it’s a real gift," Ling Long said with a mysterious smile.

Before Gege Wu could comprehend what she meant, suddenly a chaotic sound of footsteps arose in the distance.

Two groups of fully armed female Soldiers and several Fairies quickly surrounded them, encircling the group tightly, with weapons pointed vigilantly at Mu You and the Two Headed Dragon.

"They’re here quickly..."

Ling Long sighed, gestured to the surroundings, "Alright, put down your weapons. These individuals are distinguished guests from afar, and they will accompany me back to the palace."

The Soldiers looked shocked at Ling Long’s command, exchanged glances with hesitation but didn’t lower their weapons.

"Her Majesty the Queen, but he is a man!" The leading female officer looked puzzled at Ling Long, "Didn’t you say we must never allow any man to step into Rose City? This is the founding principle of the Rose Kingdom, we can’t defy it!"

"This is true about the principle."

Ling Long approached Mu You, extending her hand towards him, "But this one, who told you he is a man?"

"Ah?"

Everyone present was bewildered.

Mu You also looked at Ling Long, puzzled and not understanding what she was playing at.

"Could he be a woman in disguise? Cross-dressing as a man?" the officer speculated, observing Mu You.

"That’s not it either..."

"Then what is he?"

"He is like me, a Fool!" Ling Long declared seriously, "And the gender of a Fool is indefinable!"

"In the world of Fools, there’s an iron rule, never judge a person’s gender by their appearance. Because in our world, there are not only men and women but also additional genders such as armed helicopters, Walmart shopping bags, and the like!"

"And he is one of the ’other’ 98 officially recognized genders besides male and female. So, although he looks like a man, he is not a man and doesn’t fall within the exclusion range of Rose City. Do you understand?"

Ling Long stated this with an indisputable tone, and the group of women looked at each other, clearly unable to grasp such profound philosophical content. However, many recalled that Fools had the ability to shape-shift. Therefore, the Fools’ appearance one sees indeed cannot be assumed to be their true form and gender.

With this realization, coupled with Her Majesty the Queen’s emphatic demeanor, the crowd started to believe her words somewhat and hesitantly cleared a path.

"Good, let’s go."

Ling Long smiled contently and led the way.

Mu You’s eyebrows twitched, but at that moment, he refrained from any retort and silently followed Ling Long into the city, eventually arriving at the so-called ’palace.’

The Queen’s palace was indeed luxurious, covering hundreds of acres, with a variety of castles and mansions scattered around, complete with gardens and rockeries, with a special back garden and swimming pool said to be located further back.

Once inside the palace, Fuya and the others were dismissed by Ling Long to visit the back garden.

Ling Long and Mu You, as if by unspoken agreement, stayed behind and entered a certain foyer.

After Ling Long dismissed a few maidservants, only Mu You and Ling Long remained in the great hall.

"Alright, let’s have a proper talk about what exactly happened in these four thousand years." Mu You looked at Ling Long, his expression turning serious.

"Ah, it’s already been four thousand years, how time flies..."

Ling Long first lamented, then raised her head to look at Mu You, Smile said, "So, original body, are you ready to welcome the baptism of memories that span four thousand years?"

Mu You’s expression twisted slightly, then he quickly nodded and reached out to her, "Come on then."

"As you wish..."

Ling Long gave a Smile, approached Mu You, and her figure automatically vanished, merging into his body.