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Chapter 458 Of course, beat them with my knife!_1
Chapter 458: Chapter 458 Of course, beat them with my knife!_1
"Well... that’s good then..." Qin Yuhuan’s smile was a bit stiff.
Logically speaking, his little auntie was really following the dog-walking rules to the tee.
But from the actual visual effect, that leash really didn’t provide much reassurance to others.
"Good nephew, you take Yunyun and Yunyun’s mom to our house, I’m going to prepare to beat up the baddies! Beating up baddies isn’t suitable for children, Yunyun can’t watch," Susu told Qin Yuhuan.
Her voice, sweet like a cup of milk with sugar added.
But the meaning expressed in her words was not ’sweet’ at all!
In the softest voice, she issued the most domineering order!
Qin Yuhuan looked at Susu and for a moment, didn’t know how to respond.
His little auntie actually knew the phrase ’not suitable for children’?
The problem was, wasn’t his little auntie half a year younger than Yunyun? And five centimeters shorter than her too!
"Little auntie, who are the baddies you’re talking about?" Qin Yuhuan decided it was best to first understand the full story.
"This one, this one, and this one." Susu pointed out Qin Jinfang, Hong Baozhu, and Qin Chengzhi in turn.
So, they were indeed the three baddies! This, Qin Yuhuan could agree with, only thinking his little auntie had a discerning eye!
"Then how are you going to beat them up?" Qin Yuhuan asked again.
Qin Yuhuan didn’t believe Susu could actually manage to beat up these three people.
He also knew that the reason why everyone in the hall didn’t even dare to breathe loudly wasn’t that his little auntie was so fierce, but because the big dog she brought was too scary – they feared that at the little girl’s command, they’d become ghosts under the dog’s jaws!
"With my knife!" Susu answered.
"But... this is plastic... Little auntie, a plastic knife can’t hurt people," Qin Yuhuan explained.
Qin Yuhuai’s intention was to make Susu give up the idea of beating people up, telling her that using a knife to do so was not feasible.
Qin Yuhuan of course didn’t think Susu was really going to beat someone up; he just found the idea to be a naive and adorable notion of a child.
"I know that; I’m not going to chop people with a knife, I’m going to beat them, beat!"
Who says knives can only chop people? They can be used to beat people too!
And then Susu seriously told Qin Yuhuan, "Good nephew, we mustn’t run around with real knives, nor should we point knives at others, it’s dangerous and impolite! Good nephew, you must also remember, when you’re angry and want to save someone, don’t use real knives."
Qin Yuhuan was in turn lectured by Susu.
And he found that, damn it, what his little auntie said made sense, and he couldn’t even argue against it!
"I... I understand," Qin Yuhuan said, "but Susu, even if we want to beat people up with a knife, they are adults and you’re a child. You’re one person, and they’re three; it’s too much of a hassle to fight them."
Qin Yuhuan wanted to say, how about we forget about beating people up and find another way?
"It’s not a hassle, I’m really good at beating people up! I’ve beaten these two before, I have experience!" Susu pointed at Qin Jinfang and Qin Chengzhi.
Qin Jinfang and Qin Chengzhi, who were pointed out, immediately felt a tingling scalp and a chill down their spines.
The terrifying memory of being thrashed by Susu was still vivid.
Especially for Qin Chengzhi, who came very close to being bitten by a tiger last time.
"You... you’ve beaten them before?" Qin Yuhuan asked with a face full of disbelief.
His little auntie? Beating up people?
So cute, so soft and squishy – even her holding a fake vegetable knife and talking about beating people up was adorable, how could she beat people up?
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