The Golden Elixir is A Star, and You Call This Cultivation?
Chapter 1386 - 597: Love-Struck Wen Zhuyun, Helping You Confess?_2

Chapter 1386: Chapter 597: Love-Struck Wen Zhuyun, Helping You Confess?_2

Is Gou Budao really a dog?

Are all the records in the fantasy novels true?

Are there really dogs that turn into spirits?

But the thought that even dogs can join the chat group makes it seem quite normal.

"This, Brother Gou, why did you say we are ice cream machines?" Wen Zhuyun asked puzzled.

"Hehe, I’m not telling," Gou Budao chuckled.

Just then, a message notification popped up.

Gou Budao was slightly stunned.

"Is a dog coming?"

"No, is it a newcomer?"

Wen Zhuyun also looked on with curiosity.

Was it a human or a dog that arrived, or some other creature?

"I am a god, just call me Qi Yuan Heavenly Venerable." The arrival was, of course, Qi Yuan.

He glanced at the previous messages and replied.

There were very few people in this group, with him joining, there were only seven.

The ones who talked a lot were just Gou Budao and Wen Zhuyun; the rest were mostly lurking, and even when they did speak, they were probing and did not reveal any personal information.

Except for Gou Budao and Wen Zhuyun, who were nearly spilling out even the color of their underwear.

"God? You sure talk big," Zuo Jingyun spoke up at this moment, "Why don’t you go and spar with the Heavenly Dragon Emperor?"

Zuo Jingyun did not believe in any gods.

Ever since the Seven Martial Artists slaughtered gods, there were no more gods in the world.

"You’re telling me to spar, and just like that, I lose face," Qi Yuan said, "I come from Ten Thousand Gods Mountain and am a True God. I came to the All Heavens Divine Mirror to help you fulfill your wishes and collect your faith."

Sincerity was his trump card; Qi Yuan did not hide anything.

His words led to momentary silence in the group.

In two unknown lands, whispering voices arose separately.

"Ten Thousand Gods Mountain?"

"This True God seems new, somewhat foolish... I wonder how he tastes?"

On the other side, in the group chat, Zuo Jingyun slowly said, "Your backstory doesn’t quite cut it. The Heavenly Dragon Emperor has said that it’s the dragon amongst dragons, the terrifying black dragon that swallows the world."

At this time, Gou Budao asked, "Do you poop?"

Qi Yuan fell silent for a long while before answering, "True Gods do not poop."

"What a pity, I thought about having you help me fulfill my wish. I’ve never tasted divine-flavored ice cream," said Gou Budao, sounding somewhat disappointed.

If the other party produced ice cream every day for him to eat, what harm in believing in them?

"Qi Yuan Heavenly Venerable, can you really fulfill our wishes?" Wen Zhuyun asked with anticipation at this point.

And as for faith?

What was that?

When lacking money, worship the God of Wealth; when ill, worship the God of Healing.

Her faith was very flexible; as long as a deity was useful, she would believe.

"Yes, you just need to have faith in me."

"Don’t worry, even if you reveal your coordinates, it’s fine.

With Qi Yuan Heavenly Venerable’s arrival, as long as you have faith, the springtime for the people is here," Qi Yuan pushed sincerity as his main selling point.

Wen Zhuyun felt a bit dizzy; coordinates and such, she didn’t understand.

"Qi Yuan Heavenly Venerable, I can believe in you, but can you fulfill one of my wishes, that is... I like Master Yan Yuqing, the son of the Assistant Minister of Rites, I don’t know if he likes me..." Wen Zhuyun stuttered as she asked.

Before, she had asked Gou Budao, and Gou Budao suggested she tell the son of the Assistant Minister of Rites to eat shit.

Totally unreliable.

Now, there was someone claiming to be a True God, this one should be reliable, right?

"That’s simple, why don’t I find someone to ask for you whether he likes you or not?" Qi Yuan proposed.

Wen Zhuyun was stunned for a moment, then said shyly, "Wouldn’t that be inappropriate? What if he disagrees and gets angry?"

Hearing this, Qi Yuan really wanted to crack open Wen Zhuyun’s head to see inside.

This guy was just too love-struck.

Logically speaking, by getting access to such a chat group, at the very least, one would try to figure out a secret to wealth or engage in trade between realms.

Better yet, leverage the information gap to step onto the extraordinary path.

This guy, head over heels in love.

"He is, after all, the son of an official. Surrounded by many bodyguards, what will you do if he gets mad and beats you up?" Wen Zhuyun was very worried.

In the Great Ruins World, there are all kinds of extraordinary stories.

And those officials, they all had an imposing aura that protected them from ghosts, demons, and gods.

"He hits people, that violent?" Qi Yuan said, "Seems like I should keep my distance to avoid trouble. How about this, I’ll find a burly man to ask Yan Yuqing if he likes you or not?"

Qi Yuan pondered before replying.

He couldn’t be bothered to descend in person.

He had so many Divine Children, naturally, he could summon one to do the task for him.

Now that he was in the True God Realm, his Divine Children could naturally descend to this world.

The Goldfinch and Ningtuo living on the Stellar Gold Core, he could also bring their shadows here.

"Burly man? Is he tall and imposing?" Wen Zhuyun asked.

"Don’t worry, very tall and very imposing." Qi Yuan considered, maybe he should summon The Immortal of Colossal Spirit to ask.

Surely The Immortal of Colossal Spirit was tall and imposing enough?

"But... will it work if it’s just him?" Wen Zhuyun was a bit unsure.

After all, Yan Yuqing traveled with more than a dozen guards, some of them armored. A single burly man probably couldn’t even get close to him and might even be captured as an assassin.

"One person isn’t enough? How about this, I’ll call ten, each of them burly!" Qi Yuan said.

The Barefoot Immortal, the Four Heavenly Kings, Bull Demon King and the like, if they all went to ask Yan Yuqing, they should be able to get an answer, right?

"Ten should be enough!" Wen Zhuyun was very happy and beaming with joy, "There are five more days until the rest day. At that time, Yan Yuqing will go out, troubling Qi Yuan Heavenly Venerable."

"Sure thing, see you in five days." Qi Yuan said in the group chat.

He glanced at the others and then asked: "Does anyone else have wishes they want to be fulfilled?"

But there was silence in the group chat, and no one responded.

After about a few dozen breaths, Gou Budao said: "Why don’t you make me an ice cream maker?"

If you’re a god, this ice cream maker should have better insulation and sealing, right?

"Scram!" Qi Yuan was speechless.

This Gou Budao was always disgusting him.

Zuo Jingyun chuckled and said, "Qi Yuan Heavenly Venerable, you should fulfill Wen Zhuyun’s wish first."

Actually, he had more to say.

There wouldn’t be too many naive and easy-to-deceive sweethearts like Wen Zhuyun, and others were not so easily fooled.

If you are a True God,

To fulfil Wen Zhuyun’s wish, why bother sending someone to ask if Yan Yuqing likes Wen Zhuyun. Couldn’t you just use Divine Skills to make Yan Yuqing fall in love with her?

If you can’t even do something this simple, how can you call yourself a god?

Yet, people like the Heavenly Dragon Emperor, such a chuunibyou teenager.

"Ai, you guys, why don’t you believe in the True God?"

"Just watch, in five days, I will fulfil Wen Zhuyun’s wish, and you’d better not bark like dogs by then!" Qi Yuan casually said.

"Woof woof woof!" Gou Budao commented.

...

"Gods are no more than powerful people." Zuo Jingyun murmured to himself in the True Martial World.

Thirty years ago, someone proclaimed themselves a god and brought disaster to the martial arts world.

This so-called god was just a martial artist who had consumed the blood of the Exotic Beast Dragon Turtle, gaining a thousand-year lifespan and greatly enhancing their martial prowess.

In the end, the Child of Destiny was born, and the seven most powerful warriors with Divine Artifacts slew that god.

"Alas, I’ve been training hard for thirty years, and I’ve only reached the Grandmaster Realm. Although I’ve obtained that mysterious jade, the Cultivation Method that Gou Budao gave me only made my body stronger."

Zuo Jingyun had an enemy, one of the seven warriors who slayed gods.

Over the years, he had been hunted by that warrior’s disciples and followers.

After joining this chat group, he felt it was an opportunity, so after observing the people in the group, he chose to make a private deal with Gou Budao.

He shared some recipes, and in return, Gou Budao gave him some Cultivation Methods.

Gou Budao’s techniques were indeed useful, perhaps even on par with the secret manuals of the seven warriors, but it was still far from enough to defeat his enemy.

"If what Qi Yuan Heavenly Venerable said is true, he must be an Outer Heaven Demon. In the True Martial World... we’ve slain a considerable number of Outer Heaven Demons." Zuo Jingyun murmured, "What a pity, the cooperation with Wu Santong, the Green Flame Divine Technique he imparted to me, is just too weak. The martial arts in his world must not be thriving."

Wu Santong was also a person in the chat group, a martial artist and the Sect Leader of Kongshan, seemingly ambitious.