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Chapter 92: Secret Realm Guide for Dummies

Chapter 92: Secret Realm Guide for Dummies

[Global Announcement:

-Congratulations to Player Anonymous for clearing the Secret Realm! ]

[Global Announcement:

-Because of Player Anonymous’s exemplary performance, the player will be granted the following rewards: an epic chest, the title ’Secret Realm Conqueror’, and 2000 points apart from the personal rewards.

[Global Announcement:

-Congratulations to Player Anonymous for being the first player to accomplish Secret Realm’s mandatory mission. The player is awarded a silver equipment chest and the title ’Secret Realm’s Pioneer Explorer’.]

[Global Announcement:

-Congratulations to Player Anonymous for achieving a monster killing count of 1,000. Rewarding 10 bronze chests.]

[Global Announcement:

-Congratulations to Player Anonymous for achieving a monster killing count of 10,000. Rewarding 5 silver chests.]

[Global Announcement:

-Congratulations to Player Anonymous for achieving a monster killing count of 100,000. Rewarding 3 gold chests.]

[Global Announcement:

-Congratulations to Player Anonymous for achieving a monster killing count of 1,000,000. Rewarding 1 epic chest.]

[Global Announcement:

-Congratulations to Player Anonymous for achieving a monster killing count of more than 10,000,000. Rewarding 1 legendary chest.]

[Global Announcement:

-Congratulations to Player Anonymous for successfully killing the Hidden Secret Realm’s boss. Rewarding a legendary treasure chest.]

(A/N: The system reward for the chest is different from the Secret Realm’s treasure chest. Killing count of more than ten million is because she killed the boss directly eliminating the undeads.)

[Global Announcement:

- Secret Realm will be available for 57 hours from now on, and everyone can participate in the special map and will have a chance to meet their fellow competitors. The Secret Realm is also brimming with rewards, and chests filled with supplies that can be brought back to the main game world.]

Each of the golden holographic screens containing the announcement flashed in front of them three times, gaining a myriad of reactions among the players all over the world.

The players stopped what they were doing at once to read the contents slowly.

Those who were in the middle of grinding levels were no exception, and this moment of distraction caused them to be hit by monsters and suffer an injury.

They immediately retreated. Either they found a safe place or went back to their territories, tending to their wounds.

While others brought the topic into the global chat, instantly earning a front-row seat and attracting the attention of those prideful team leaders and even low-key players who normally don’t pay the global chat any attention.

A long string of ’Dang’, ’Damn’, and other profanities flooded the bullet screen, and each player found themselves cursing on the absurdity of the situation.

[Director Nuo]: Dang! Dang! Dang! This game must have been rigged. How can someone be able to kill more than ten million monsters, and it’s just the second day? Unless the monsters are stupid and just stand still, letting themselves get hit.

[Beef Noodles]: Even if that happens, would you still have the energy or hands left after ten million kills? But damn, Brother Anonymous, can you adopt me? I don’t eat that much, and I can act cute whenever you want me to.

[Seafood Noodles]: I feel you, brother! I kneeled on the spot and started licking the screen with all those rich rewards! Big Brother Anonymous, can you sprinkle some leftover crumbs on your little screen fans?

His shameless statement was seconded by many players, and each was promoting themselves as handwarmers, doormen, and reliable pig teammates.

[One’s Man Island]: My man is greater than a man manning the secret realm that no man has ever manned! Truly a mantiful man!

The Global Chat: "..." What kind of man-man language is that? Some players have nose bleeds on the spot because of the riddle.

[Kitty]: Is this the same Big Brother Anonymous from the first announcement?

[Big Brother knows it all]: Kitty, I’ll tell you if you send me a kiss. *blushed*

[Kitty]: Get lost! Do you know shame at all?

[Big Brother knows it all]: Love knows no bounds. There is no right or wrong. *blushed*

The confession instantly earned numerous bashings, and Player Kitty’s inbox was swamped with DMs from the bitter single dog association, warning her not to get scammed by the blushing dung.

Kitty only responded to them with a bomb revelation that caused epileptic reactions among these sympathizers: I’m not interested in guys because I’m a dude. *bearded face jpeg*

(＠_＠;)

Some dudes that were hanging from a tree fell to the ground.

Others who were munching on late brunch choked.

While the rest felt their gossiping aunties slumbering inside them, they burst forth.

Damn, what a plot twist!

The faces of the players who received the messages underwent apocalyptic changes, and they felt an urgent need to save someone’s future, and the inbox of Big Brother, who knows it all despite not knowing his crush’s real gender, was crammed with sympathy messages along with the bearded picture.

But the other side, whose eyes had the maximum beauty filter turned on, only responded with a brain-dead message: It’s photoshopped. It’s only Kitty’s way of pushing me away. *blushed*

Huh?

Brother, is your brain filled with water?

How can you access Photoshop in this place?

The sympathizer tried their best in pulling the hopeless man out of the love quagmire, but alas, their words were treated as air.

Seeing that the other side was beyond saving even with their 1000-words essay and proof, the sympathizers became flower girls and ring bearers and blessed the future union while lighting candles in their hearts.

Set aside the brain-cell-reducing event, comments about the announcement streamed thereafter, and players with pre-gaming knowledge shared their insights to create a secret realm guide for dummies after observing a lot of players asking what it was.

[4286]: To those who don’t have a single clue, you can treat dungeons as malls offering more than 50% discounts on branded items, and the monsters are hungry shoppers that will fight tooth and nail with you, rip off your flesh, and drink your blood just to get their hands on the discounted items. Imagine having more than ten million shoppers after your flesh...

That is frightening.

Those who were shopaholics and bargaining-expert aunties immediately felt the danger of the secret realm and chose not to participate.

[Ghost in your stomach]: I’ll add another note. If players were spawned on the same map, you may not only encounter hungry shoppers but also robbers along the way who will strip you bare, taking all your belongings, including your undies. Cough...after all, we don’t have spare clothes.

Some players hugged themselves after picturing censored scenarios. So cruel!

After that, statements with easy-to-understand logic poured out and somewhat became guides. Those who were enlightened devised a plan in their heads.

While the risks were high, the rewards were very enticing, enough for some player to jump into the pit.

The leaders of the teams also conducted a meeting to discuss their plan for the secret realm.

But one thing had been bothering their minds: How did Brother Anonymous manage to achieve a ridiculous kill count? Did he nuke the place?

No one was able to receive an answer because, no matter how they flattered, pinged, and called out the bigshot, the latter stayed silent.

(Little Baozi: Thank you for the lovely gifts, Leni_Purwanti and idrpgirl. By the way, dearies, this novel is scheduled to appear on the mass release page on December 23, and the mass release of 5 Chapters will be the day after. Happy Holidays!)