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Chapter 86: The Cheat VS The Cosplaying Boss

Chapter 86: The Cheat VS The Cosplaying Boss

A Boss?

The frying pan lying on the ground shivered. We’ll be dealing with a nightmare dungeon bosses with just the two of us. Isn’t this suicidal?

[29:59]

For some reason, his brother’s words from the past reemerged in Long Haoran’s head.

’This boss is so difficult to kill! I need to respawn ten times, and I even dropped several levels and pieces of equipment! I’m not playing anymore!’

His brother threw his headphones and keyboard across the room and almost destroyed the monitor.

Long Haoran thought he was talking about his superior, but when he remembered that his brother was a leech and only knew how to borrow money from him, his mind instantly categorized it as another gaming term.

That was the only time he had seen Long Zuiri quite angry. Well, besides, from the time he figured out his girlfriends’ genders,.

That’s what he gets from using his (Long Haoran) money to buy equipment for his virtual girls.

If he judged the boss based on the waves, then would he face a huge version of those rotten creatures with stats about five times or greater? Or would it be something else?

Long Haoran looked at the time and the ’fatigue’ debuff on his status screen.

[29:57]

Never mind; whatever it is, he better prepare. He still has two root crops and some other ingredients left.

Long Haoran dragged his tired body back to the village head’s house.

A minute later, seeing the mess in the kitchen with black blood stains on every corner, Long Haoran leaned against the wall with his forehead creasing.

He needed to find another house.

He slowly walked out and entered a dozen homes and stores until he found a kitchen still in good condition.

He rested for a while for the debuff to disappear, and when the time was [21:15], Long Haoran quickly cleaned the kitchen space and sanitized the things he needed.

Although the current kitchen is not bigger than the Village Head’s, it still has ample space to move around. The owners of this house also had a traditional stove.

He searched for anything that the owner might hide and found a bunch of things: [Star Anise], [Peppercorns], [Dried Wood Ear Mushroom], and [Dried Lily Flowers].

Since he already made braised and fritters, How about roasting and making a soup? With the spice he got, although it may not turn out the best, but the rating should be above B.

He just hope the buff will be good.

Long Horan laid all the ingredients on the table and the two bottles of water left on his inventory before rolling his sleeves.

In the middle, something fell on the dusty floor.

Long Haoran looked down and found out it was the notebook with its last page opened.

He picked it up, planning to stuff it back, but his eyes were drawn to the words scribbled badly on the page. It clearly belong to a child. The name Anira came to his mind.

[I want my mommy and daddy back...those monsters...those monsters...I hate...them...]

The whole page was filled with these sentences, and he could also see the dried tears on it.

Long Haoran set the notebook on the table, turning it to the first page while preparing for the necessary ingredients he needed for the dishes.

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"Why is it a plant? And a big one too?" Both Siri and Little Mantou were astounded, and their mouths were left hanging open.

It says spectral slime on the warning prompt, but its appearance was a chumpet.

Spectral Slime is supposed to be a ten-meter crystal blob monster its maturity stage.

Do monsters know how to cosplay now?

In the midst of their confusion, the chumpet suddenly grew two limbs with vine-like stems as thick as a dozen human torsos, extending to hundreds of meters.

Leaves the size of four human faces sprouted from the stems, and the edges were exuding the sharpness of a blade.

Another two limbs resembling roots appeared under its bottom, much shorter but thicker.

Its top had a yellow, six-pointed, golden flower. Li Chunhua can guess right away that it was the one behind the golden porous powder.

But there was no monster mentioned like this in the book or did she have a bad memory that she can’t remember it?

All parts of it were emitting a metallic sheen, which only suggests it must have insane defense.

Li Chunhua tapped the down arrow to view the boss’s description.

[Spectral Slime Level 25 (Boss)

HP: 8500/8500

Mana: 3780

Strength: 315

Defense: 950

Agility: 74

Intelligence: 378

Skills: Devour (P), Golden Pores (A), Vine Whip (A), Regeneration (P), Gigantification (A), Wind Blade (A), Fire Ball (A)...]

The three’s eyes widened into extremities because the skills of the slime were so long—about a dozen of them from different elements—but what attracted their attention the most was its defense stat.

950 points!

(⑉⊙ȏ⊙)(⑉⊙ȏ⊙)(⑉⊙ȏ⊙)

Heck, they didn’t sign up for this!

Li Chunhua looked at her strength stat [80]. She could already imagine the damage indicator of [0] when she punched it.

The moment its limbs stopped growing, the chumpet that was five hundred meters away started moving towards the base while whipping one of its long arms towards the walls, crushing the undead corpses it came into contact with into a bloody pulp.

Shrikk-

The land had become a sea of blood, and the rotten smell was suffocating.

Swoosh-

The trio saw the incoming whip towards the closed entrance and gulped. If that hits the wall, there’s no doubt it will be destroyed, and there will be casualties with all those unconscious people lying around.

Li Chunhua also noticed this problem. Her eyes shifted back and forth before jumping and sprinting towards the vine to intercept it midway.

Screw it!

Her figure vanished the moment it landed on top of the corpses and appeared a hundred meters away from the wall.

[Energy Armor Level 1 Activated]

Li Chunhua crossed both of her arms over her chest.

The Spectral Slime saw a two-legged figure coming, intending to block its attack. It became angry and exerted more force on its arm. The speed of its whip attack increased.

Li Chunhua could feel the air change.

"Master!" Both Siri and Little Mantou shouted in anxiousness because the vine was close to reaching Li Chunhua.

Bang-

The force of hundreds of jin struck her. The dust billowed, creating a small sandstorm that blurred their view of the battlefield.

The boss screamed in happiness after eliminating the impudent low species that dared to hinder its path.

Siri and Little Mantou covered their eyes and noses from the sands and pebbles while crying inside, "Master..."

After a few seconds, when the dust settled, they quickly craned their necks and were stunned.

Master is safe! Thank goodness!

The boss was also shocked because Li Chunhua was unscathed—not even a single scratch on her—and her feet remained on the same spot as she had stood a while ago.

Li Chunhua could hear the damage and mana consumed being reported in her mind.

The boss’ survival instincts flared and it immediately retrieved its arm, but the two-legged figure actually hopped onto its arm and was rushing towards it.

Shrikkk-

This impudent ant! I’ll kill you!

Numerous wind blades, fire balls, soil thorns, and wooden arrows formed from its flower crown and shot towards Li Chunhua.

Li Chunhua, still coated with energy armor, gathered all her strength on her right arm. She was going to test if her damage was going to be zero.

This is the pain of not having the gist of one’s real stats. She always needs to test the waters.

The attacks struck the two-legged creature. The boss thought it would be able to eradicate Li Chunhua, but all the attacks vanished after touching the layer of silver halo around her.

༼⁰o⁰;༽

This is impossible! What is that skill?

Her figure vanished and reemerged a split second later in front of its belly.

The boss was alarmed and tried to release another round of attacks, but Li Chunhua’s fist was faster. "Eat my fist!"

Bam-

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