The Cannon Fodder in the Global Apocalypse Game lives a leisurely life
Chapter 75: The Second Victory

Chapter 75: The Second Victory

The vines were like green snakes that shot towards Siri at astonishing speed, aiming for his vital parts.

A corner of Anning’s mouth lifted, imagining the old woman turning into a porcupine, and she controlled some of it to wrap around the old woman. "Try dodging this!"

The Outer District sprang from their seat and clenched their fists in nervousness while the other side was becoming noisier and taunted the Elderlies at the sight of the stage full of vines.

"Victory is ours!"

"The outer district will be kicked out! "

"My goddess is so awesome and cool!"

The Outer District gritted their teeth and focused their attention on Siri, hoping she could escape this.

Gong Panli and the others were only on the edge of their seats, but since Li Chunhua remained calm, they kept themselves from panicking.

There’s no way a granny with turtle-speed could escape that. That granny must be shaking and thinking of quitting. Most of the crowd was thinking of this.

But contrary to their expectations, Siri only threw his head back, laughing sinisterly. His figure flashed, and the words uttered by the woman earlier repeated themselves in his mind, fueling his anger.

The vines missed him by a few centimeters as he shuttled back and forth in fluid motion.

The audience was dumbfounded.

Siri was moving elegantly as if he were dancing on stage and accurately avoided all the vines, and even those trying to coil around his body to trap him didn’t manage to touch a corner of his flapping floral dress.

The Soaring Height’s supporters, who were happy before, fell silent.

Anning was also quite shocked. She released more energy to increase the number of vines, but it didn’t hinder the old woman at all, and the latter even became more nimble.

The granny swiftly jumped high, hopped, slid, and flipped multiple times, and even did a triple axle gracefully in the air. She didn’t even show signs of exhaustion, and she continued the routine.

Anning and the audience: ∑(; °Д°)

The ability users can’t even execute those moves!

What did you eat, Granny, to stay fit like that?

Grandma, spill the beans, please!

Heck, we’re dying to know!

If this was an Olympic competition, that grandmother would have ranked first and trashed her competitors with all those perfect moves.

"Anning!" Han Wangping shouted, unable to keep quiet as the distance between the old woman and Anning was already close.

Anning snapped out of her stupor as she saw the old woman dodge all her attacks and lunged at her.

She instantly gathered the vines into a defense wall and made the beautiful red flowers bloomed on the vines.

Crack-

A hole appeared on the vine wall, and a hand slipped through, coming at her face.

Anning was startled and quickly ordered the red flowers to scatter pollens to poison and paralyze the old woman.

This was always her trump card.

"Die!" Anning shouted from behind the wall. She smiled with smugness as she pictured the old woman falling to the floor and convulsing from the toxin.

But her thoughts didn’t manifest because Siri pulled his hand back and made the hole bigger by tearing it apart to let his face emerge in the gap, greeting Anning with a huge malicious grin like those ghosts from the bottom of the Underworld River.

"Don’t you know? I eat poisonous grass for breakfast!" Siri uttered before his hand shot and clamped a section of her hair.

[Plant Poison Immunity Skill (P) is activated.]

Anning: What did she say? （ ﾟ Дﾟ)

"Ahh!" Anning screamed and momentarily forgot to defend because of the searing pain on her scalp.

She looked at Siri’s hand, which had a handful of blonde hair, touched the part where it hurt, and was stunned when her figure grazed only smooth skin.

"My hair! I’ll kill you!" Anning screamed in fury and released her wooden ability. The spot where the two stood was immediately filled with flowers and vines depicting beautiful but deadly scenery, with yellow pollen scattered in the air.

Those staff, including the host who is near the stage, inhaled a small amount and began to feel dizzy.

Siri wasn’t a bit scared and only avoided the vines’ attacks by predicting them through the wooden elements in the air.

This was the part where Anning started to screw up and the moment where Li Chunhua and the rest sympathized with Anning.

Rip-

"Ahh!"

Another handful of Anning’s hair was torn. "I’ll kill you! "

Rip-

Another handful.

"Ahh! My beautiful hair!"

Some people averted their eyes.

The hair-pulling episode continued with Siri’s rage at its peak, and he only stopped until Anning’s head was bald.

The blonde lady—no, bald lady—dropped on the floor and fainted with a tear-stricken face after her last cry.

Her vine and flowers withered along.

Strands of blondes scattered all over the place, and the old woman Siri stood in the middle and went to flip his white hair before saying to the unconscious woman, "Now, we’re both ugly!"

Li Chunhua and the rest: (⊙Д⊙)

Little Mantou, who decided to take a peek: (⊙Д⊙)

Even when Siri got down and returned to his seat, all the people were still dazedly looking at the stage.

The host recovered from his shock and announced the results of the gruesome match in a trembling voice. "Team Treasure Chests scored another point and after five minutes of rest, we’ll proceed with the final round."

After the host’s announcement, the medical team awaiting, carried the pitiful bald Anning out. The moment they saw her condition and especially her hair, they were frightened.

The crowd of the Outer District didn’t know what to do because they were torn between pitying Anning and cheering for Siri. Even the soaring heights’ supporters were in a bind because they were bat sh*t scared of getting a bald hairstyle.

Lou Anke was beyond mad of the results but Han Wangping ordered him to be calm.

"Master, did I do well?" Siri walked towards Li Chunhua and asked excitedly. Summoned natives always like to receive praise from their masters.

Do well?

The images of his brutal match replayed in her mind.

Li Chunhua immediately stood up and pressed the elf onto the seat before placing a bunch of snacks on the elf’s lap and starting to massage his shoulders.

"Brother Siri did very well. Those moves were so beautiful that they left me in tears. By the way, do you want something? Or do you need me to do something for you? I also know foot massage techniques, and I can also sing songs." Li Chunhua listed all the things she was good at.

Just when Siri was about to reply, Little Mantou also emerged from under the chair and pressed the elf’s laps, imitating Li Chunhua. "Sir Elf, I also know a lot of games. If you want to, we can play together. I let you win every time."

Siri: (゜-゜) What’s happening to these two?

Li Chunhua and Little Mantou: （ ＴДＴ）（ ＴДＴ）Brother Siri/ Sir Elf is so scary! They better not make him angry in the future.

Meanwhile, Han Wangping clenched his fists and promised himself to cleanse this humiliation in the last round.