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Chapter 25: The Celestial Foxes Visitors Part 2
Chapter 25: The Celestial Foxes Visitors Part 2
After a few minutes inside the hall, four human foxes gorgeously dressed in three-layered red robes with embroidered golden lotus threads could be seen kneeling on the floor, trembling all over while staring at Li Chunhua from the corner of their eyes.
Their amorous, androgynous facial features, capable of hooking both men and women, were full of bruises, snouts and tears.
Li Chunhua offered them to sit on the lounge chair, but they vehemently refused while calling her ’Your Excellency’ all over again. Even after she insisted, these men wouldn’t budge.
Li Chunhua couldn’t do anything but plop her butt on the floor, joining them. It was disrespectful for her to be the only one sitting on the chair, especially when the others are older than her.
The moment she did it, the four sprang to their feet and stood up when her butt hardly landed on the wooden floor.
Eh? They want to leave so soon? But Brother Siri and Little Mantou haven’t come back yet. Could it be they have important matters to attend to?
Li Chunhua stood up, planning to bid them goodbye, but the four actually kneeled again, catching her off guard.
Ah? They changed their minds?
Li Chunhua kneeled once more.
What is Her Excellency doing? Is she still mad? The four thought in their heads, and more tears streamed down their faces.
The Uncle foxes rose from the floor again with their seductive figures trembling all over, and each took out white silk handkerchiefs from inside their open chests to wipe and blew their snouts on them.
Oh, so they were reluctant to part with Little Mantou!
Li Chunhua stood up and was intending to say that they can visit them any time they want, but when she stood up, the Uncle Foxes actually kneeled while pleading, "Your Excellency."
Li Chunhua kneeled.
They stood.
She stood.
They kneeled.
The five of them continued this routine for five minutes until the leader of the chief fox mages finally spoke, crying heavily, "Your Excellency, what do you want from us again? We basically gave you everything from our space ring. We are already poor. Please let us off already. Or do you want our robes? You can have it!"
Then the four started untying their belts and undressing their robes hastily.
(⊙_⊙)?
"Stop! No, I don’t want your robes!" Li Chunhua covered her face hurriedly.
Why do Little Mantou’s relatives like stripping the most? And when did she demand their clothes?
There were looks of relief blooming on their celestial foxes’ faces, as if the escaped their death sentences.
This human was terrifying. Their leader was a 4th-ring mage, and the three of them were 3rd-ring mages, but they couldn’t even caused a single wound on her as if she had nullification magic skill, but even if she possessed it, it was illogical for her to leave unscathed since their magic spells would also have splashed physical damage. Could she possess physical immunity as well?
But the first day of the Centennial Games hasn’t even finished, but someone was already this powerful? The celestial elder foxes sweated. They were very glad that Little Mantou had intervened for them.
At the same time, they were also happy and worried for his Excellency.
Siri came from outside the kitchen carrying some warm, delicate pastries and biscuits he had just baked. Little Mantou followed him behind, trotting with a dreamy look. He really wanted to snatch this elf and bring it back to his den, but his master might beat him up.
Li Chunhua’s eyes lit up, and she helped Siri drag the table and place the pastry on it. Surprisingly, the biscuits and pastries Brother Siri baked emitted a nice scent. Li Chunhua tried one, and it was good. She could barely tell it was made from plants because it tasted citrusy and sweet. This made her smile, and she picked up one more.
Siri was also glad she liked it.
The moment Siri came in, the four imitated Little Mantou’s expression and even forgot their fears of the cheat, Li Chunhua, as they stared dazedly at the elf, seemingly enveloped in the golden halo. One even began twirling a strand of his white hair while biting his lips, screaming inwardly. Even Siri beat them up that couldn’t erase their fondness of these higher species.
Some even began to have thoughts of staying here and abandoned their duties just to be able to look at the High-Pantheon Elf every day.
After all, this is a high-level race from the Upper World, elusive creatures that don’t usually join the Centennial Star Lord Competition. Even though they have high positions in their clan, they were unable to see a High-Phanteon Elf in flesh and only read about them in books and heard about them from their kings’ mouths.
"What are you looking at?" Little Mantou bared his teeth at the old fogies.
With their prince’s shout, the elder celestial foxes snapped from their stupor, and they remembered their original purpose. They prostrated themselves before the little fox and begged him.
"Esteemed Prince, His Majesty, and the Crown Prince had been looking all over for you and the Celestial Fox Cave City upside down when they noticed Esteemed Prince was missing. The esteemed prince needs to come back with us because if not, His Majesty will come fetch you personally, and this human master of yours will be in trouble in the future beast tides." The last part was uttered in a whisper because they were afraid that the human would be angry.
The four of them may not be able to compete with humans, but it’s a different matter with their king, an 8th-ring mage. A single spell of his could summon meteors and let the sky rain torrents of thunder, razing this territory to the ground until not a speck was left.
Little Mantou was about to refuse when Li Chunhua interrupted.
"Little Mantou, you ran away from your house without permission?" Li Chunhua stopped eating and asked.
"I did not run away. I was just sneaking out." Little Mantou responded righteously.
All pairs of eyes stared at him with a questioning look.
What’s the difference in that?
In the end, on the threshold of the fence, the four elder celestial foxes thanked Li Chunhua for a thousandth times before sighing at the elf while holding the struggling Little Mantou.
"Thank you so much, Your Excellency. We bid you goodbyes, and Sir Elf as well." They bowed before they chanted simultaneously. A portal appeared behind them, emitting the same energy as the summoning gate but with much lesser intensity.
Li Chunhua waved her hand at the Uncle Foxes and Little Mantou.
Siri also waved his hand.
Little Mantou cried, "Master, how can you abandon your familiar?"
"What are you saying, Little Mantou? Running away is bad. You’ll just let your family worry about you," Li Chunhua chided him before waving her hand.
"Yes, running away is bad, Esteemed Prince."
The Elder Celestial Foxes grinned widely while restraining the little fox, Mantou. If it were any other day, their crafty and slippery prince might have escaped, but with his Master ordering him to use familiar contact, their little prince could just obediently follow them.
Mantou’s cries kept getting louder and louder until they were a foot from the portal, his master suddenly called them to stop.
Little Mantou thought that his Master couldn’t bear living without him, and she chose to revoke her decision, but when he heard her next words, he lost all hope.
"Uncle Foxes, wait. I forgot to reciprocate your gifts." Li Chunhua ran to them and began taking out the 3rd to 6th grade edible plants and stuffed them into one of the Uncle Foxes arms, since they were the only thing she had at the moment.
The Elder Foxes were about to refuse, but when they saw the rare, super rare, and then super-duper rare plants, the words remained lodged in their throats, and the one who was receiving the plants even trembled.
"Is that ginseng? It’s a whole ginseng! It’s not even a slice."
"Am I dreaming? I just saw a pile of 6th grade plants!"
The Elder Foxes were flabbergasted and surrounded that trembling Elder Fox, which enabled Mantou to escape their grasps. He ran and hid behind the elf Siri while throwing his master a look of grievance.
Li Chunhua noticed Little Mantou had sneaked away and went to grab him. Little Mantou tried to struggle, but Li Chunhua held him tightly. "You should go home because your family misses you." She raised her head, but she was stunned to see that those Uncle Foxes had already stepped inside the portal, and only one was left: their leader, whose half-body was already inside.
(○´・д・)ノ
"Wait, you forgot Little Mantou!" Li Chunhua called out.
"Ah, we realized that His Esteemed Prince is already grown up, and he should go and gained experiences in the outside world."
"Then what about his family?"
"It’s okay, Her Excellency. We can visit anytime to exchange letters. We’re sure that His Majesty and the Crown Prince would be thrilled to hear about His Esteemed Prince’s brave decision. Ciao! see you next time!"
With a master capable of giving rare plants as gifts without changing expression, His Majesty would be very happy to leave his young son to it. This only means their Esteemed Prince was in good hands and there’s that High Pantheon Elf. He he.
Then, before she could say anything, the portal went ’poof’ leaving her mouth hanging.
( ̄_ ̄|||) Why are Uncle Foxes always changing their minds?
(Little Baozi: Thanks to Leni_Purwanti for the gift.(っ.❛ ᴗ ❛.)っ)
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