The Cannon Fodder in the Global Apocalypse Game lives a leisurely life
Chapter 100: Fertilizer with Essence

Chapter 100: Fertilizer with Essence

Elga was hiding behind a tree located twenty meters from the west side of the Salted Fish Territory’s territory fences.

She had been hiding in the same spot in her pixie form for about half an hour and had also witnessed how her master was caught by an ugly short woman and how he was brought inside that ugly house.

"Hateful! When I find a way to break through that barrier, I will skin you alive! Chop your corpse and feed it to the fish!" Elga enviously spoke through her gnashed teeth.

Elga bit her lip when thousands of images, making her blush and mad at the same time, appeared in her head.

The ugly woman stayed inside for fifteen minutes, and Elga couldn’t hear any noise coming from inside. When the woman appeared outside, she was smiling from ear to ear, which means something good must have happened.

Elga became even madder while crying out justice for her master, which she believed had already been violated. "Master! Your native is so useless. I failed to protect your chastity! Hic...Hic..."

She covered her mouth to vent her heart for a few more minutes before coming up with a resolution. She wiped her tears and mumbled while looking in the direction of the broken, dilapidated house.

"Don’t worry, Master! Once this woman comes out of the barrier, I will eradicate her to avenge you. But first..." She needed to find some food because her stomach was pressing against her back. She was so hungry that her strength and agility were reduced by 10%.

In the vast forest of this mountain, there should be some berries or edible fruits. Now, she was regretting why she was very impulsive and didn’t pick up the loots because she was in a hurry to find out if the blood was from her master.

Now that she knew her master was not in critical condition, Elga’s worries vanished. It seems that a woman fancies her master, which means her master’s life would still be safe for a while.

She glared at the woman’s figure once more before foraging in the forest.

Li Chunhua felt an ominous gaze aimed at her and looked around. "What was that?" Her eyes, infused with Qi essence, surveyed the 500-meter radius periphery and found nothing but monsters roaming around and a little firefly buzzing busily in the bushes and trees as if searching for something.

Siri just came in time, halted behind her, and inquired of her progress after inspecting the new buildings.

The system would adjust the designs of the buildings to follow the infrastructure system of the candidate’s original world while incorporating their own twist into it.

He had seen many different sketches in the books, and each design was unique, but all of them would have a starting point, the most basic poor dwelling and infrastructure, and would upgrade at every turn, gaining new features and additional functions.

As an elf with a natural affinity for wood, Siri’s favorite facility was the farm, and once he saw its ugly and bare state, he felt the need to improve its condition and aesthetic to match the prestige of his master, who can summon meteors without dying from a mana overdraft and kill a big boss barehandedly and without breaking a sweat.

Thus, Siri asked Li Chunhua’s permission, which the latter regretted so much later on.

"It’s fine with me, Brother Siri. We’ll rely on you for food in the future." Li Chunhua was thrilled after being washed off the duties of farming.

In the early days of the sect, Li Chunhua also accepted newbie missions, which are menial works like taking care of the spiritual fields where the most common herbs were planted, sweeping the courtyards, chopping wood, fetching water down the mountain, and many more.

She experienced it all, and she could attest that the most tedious one was farming because you need to be mindful of a lot of aspects, unlike the others, which are just repeated routines.

Because she wasn’t an expert on farming, she couldn’t give any advice and gave the elf rein.

Siri promised not to disappoint her and to have all the crops mature in less than three days. His big words made the foodie’s eyes sparkle, and she instantly handed over to the elf the seven seeds she had obtained before the secret realm incident.

As for the chumpet seeds, which were supposedly a food item infused with essence, Siri didn’t take them and only informed her that unless she had items that could assist in the growth of chumpet seeds, the elf would not be able to grow them.

Items that can give essence?

"What kind of items are you referring to, Siri?" Li Chunhua was quite disappointed. She initially thought she would be able to acquire another summons in a few days. Little Ginseng’s disadvantage in combat was very evident while they were in the secret realm. It was far from her dream of being a languid and carefree summoner.

The system should have given her a ready-to-eat reward! Now, she still needed to search for a fertilizer!

Siri was also helpless with his master’s request, and he enlisted the items he knew.

Li Chunhua attentively listened to the elf. She thought it was going to be heaven-defying items, artifacts, gems, or rare ores, but it was actually sh*t.

...Literally sh*t.

(;￣Д￣)

Li Chunhua was staring while her mouth gaped wide at the elf, who was talking about sh*t seriously without changing his face.

(A/N: Her class will not be relying on these things but different else. As for the particular method, it’s a secret for now. *wink*)

"Dragon’s diet is composed of the rarest ores, containing the essence of the planet. A small amount of dragon’s excrete can increase the speed of growth and quality of crops by 99%..."

"A wood sprite’s excrete containing pure essence provides a 20% boost..."

"Some pixies that only consume lotus fluxroot’s nectar and first sunlight dews will also produce golden excrete, a good fertilizer that can give 10%..."

Siri wanted to enumerate more, but his master’s gaze was becoming unsettling and foreboding, spreading goose bumps down his spine.

Li Chunhua’s eyes were bloodshot because, as she digested the Elf’s words, she also remembered her class, which was gaining summons through consuming food items with essence.

Is the system forcing her to eat sh*t?

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(Little Baozi: Thank you for the 22 golden tickets Oryso. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧)