The Best Actor Insists On Living With Me!
Chapter 1026 - 1017: Honeymoon (5)

Chapter 1026: Chapter 1017: Honeymoon (5)

Bo Yan’s handsome face flushed. He had always thought he was already shameless enough, but compared to Xia Siyu, he simply couldn’t compete. Once this woman let loose, she was practically a female thug with no bottom line whatsoever. At most, he’d crack a dirty joke or sneak a quick grope, but this woman? Oh no, she went straight for the kill, aiming sharply and ruthlessly below the belt, leaving him defenseless and defeated.

Fortunately, Xia Siyu was a woman and, deep down, a prideful queen. Without her explicit approval, she absolutely wouldn’t lower herself to indulge you. If she were a man, she’d definitely be a Sea King.

Still, no matter what, he couldn’t let his wife surpass him. As the water splashed, Bo Yan leaned in slowly and whispered in her ear, "Shrink or not, do you want to give it a try?"

Xia Siyu wasn’t stupid—she wasn’t about to be sweet-talked by just a couple of flirtatious words. "You don’t even know the condition of ’it’ yourself, and you’re shameless enough to offer customers a trial? If it’s up for trial, then the customer needs to see the usage report themselves to make an informed choice. How about you test it yourself right now?"

Xia Siyu wore an expression that said, "Go ahead, start your performance."

Bo Yan couldn’t decide whether to laugh or cry at her words. "How am I supposed to test it by myself?"

Xia Siyu let out a mocking "hmph," her face full of scorn. "The same way you’ve been using it for the past thirty years! You’ve only slightly picked up the pace over the last half-year. Before me, didn’t you manage just fine on your own? Or is there something you’re hiding—like a new test subject outside?"

Bo Yan was rendered completely speechless by her sass. Without another word, he leapt forward, pinning her against the edge of the bathtub.

Xia Siyu was undoubtedly skilled at adapting to the situation. Proud and defiant just a moment ago, she instantly softened as she realized escape was impossible. "Brother Yan, loosen your grip—it hurts when you grab me like this."

And he had to admit, actors could switch emotions in the blink of an eye. She had just been arrogant enough to stomp all over him with high heels, and now she was suddenly all teary-eyed and pitiful. Bo Yan chuckled. "Who said your acting skills weren’t any good? With this, you could easily snag the Best Actress award."

Seizing the opportunity while Bo Yan was distracted, Xia Siyu wriggled out of his grasp and bolted, sending water splashing everywhere. But Bo Yan wasn’t about to let her get away so easily. He quickly caught her again, pinning her back against the edge of the tub to teach her a lesson.

Xia Siyu switched her performance yet again, this time embodying a period drama character she had once played. "Young Master, though I hold you in my heart, I am now your sister-in-law. What we’re doing defies propriety. Besides, my husband treats me well—we must not err again and again."

Bo Yan nearly spat blood at her antics. She was clearly getting too carried away with this roleplay. And sister-in-law? That would imply Xia Sicai—this train of thought was going in a dangerous direction!

Narrowing his eyes, he asked, "Sister-in-law?"

"Huh? Oh, um... wait, no!" Xia Siyu, realizing she’d misspoke, quickly tried to cover her tracks. "Not sister-in-law—sister-in-law my foot! It’s sister-in-law’s wife—I mean, your sister-in-law wouldn’t even catch my fancy! Young Master, you and my husband are close—how could you even entertain such inappropriate thoughts?"

Bo Yan grasped her delicate chin, playing along with her theatrics. "First it was cousin, now it’s brother-in-law? You seem to have quite the collection of lovers."

With a mischievous grin, Xia Siyu hooked her arm around his neck and whispered into his ear, "But all my lovers share one name—Bo Yan."