Stop it, Taoist, Your Fight almost Ruins the DAO! -
Chapter 1201 - 631: Deep Red Emperor? Greatness, no need for further words. Asna sharply critiques Yi Chengzi, toilet paper theory._2
At this moment, the great Deep Red King delivered his second truly meaningful speech!
Compared to his first lengthy discourse, this time it was exceptionally concise!
"Reward!"
"Today, those who are still standing here with me, there will be rewards!"
"And not just any rewards, but great rewards!"
"Everyone will have a share!"
"As long as you follow me, the Deep Red King, and abide by my rules, you will receive what you deserve! Your future is boundless!"
This time, after Yi Chen finished speaking, he turned his back, waved his hand towards the back, and then left.
The wave of the hand was not a refusal.
But because—greatness, needs no further words!
This is magnanimity, unlike the leaders of some small countries from his previous life, who were stingy with their subordinates during coups. A bit more generosity towards brothers, and wouldn't they wield their sticks with such energy, like a fearsome wind?
Loyalty!
Countless Bandit Cultivators first fell into a long silence, then suddenly erupted into deafening shouts!
Some, more emotional, were moved to tears, especially the Bandit Cultivators who joined later.
Damn it, what kind of lives did they live before?
Under such a leader, they felt bright and clear in their hearts!
A newly joined Immortal Platform Ninth Layer Bandit Cultivator's eyes flashed, suddenly grabbing a handful of elixirs and tossing them into the sky, shouting loudly:
"Deep Red King!"
"Deep Red King, Deep Red King!"
Soon, a chorus rose from the scene!
Liu, the Left Envoy, saw the new Green-tailed Fox Immortal trying to steal the spotlight, and in a rush, he too quickly grabbed a handful of Heavenly Materials and Earthly Treasures and tossed them amidst the crowd, saying:
"Deep Red Emperor!"
The sound on the scene first halted, then erupted with even greater vitality than before!
"Deep Red Emperor! Deep Red Emperor!"
The sound was so loud that even the cultivators who had just been watching caught a faint ear of it.
Some cultivators hesitated in their light, pondering over the words 'Deep Red Emperor' before flying even faster.
"You..." The Green-tailed Fox Immortal's face immediately showed a look of anger.
"What's wrong, Fellow Taoist Fox Immortal? The master just made a slight move, and already defeated Bo Xun who had overlooked the heavens for years. Isn't the master greater than the Demon Emperor, Buddha Emperor, or Taoist Emperor? Do you have any objection to calling the master Deep Red Emperor?"
"I... I have no objection." The Green-tailed Fox Immortal bit the bullet, sullenly replied.
The Green-tailed Fox Immortal had no objection, but Yi Chen had many!
Having returned to the Giant Shark Realm, his perspective on the outside clamor was as clear as a pattern in his palm. What the hell, how did he become the Deep Red Emperor?
Yi Chen's mouth twitched, but he still didn't come forward to disrupt the hard-earned enthusiasm.
Anyway, a little later would still be timely.
Emperor, let it be Emperor... anyway, as Yi Chengzi, his life span guaranteed at least two million years, Pure Yang with 2000k purity is certainly higher than 40k, right?
——
Giant Shark Realm.
Miao Zi, upon seeing Yi Chen appear, rushed over at once.
"Dad, you're amazing, did you really defeat Bo Xun who overlooks all the heavens?"
Faced with his good son's inquiry, Yi Chen's face straightened, unable to conceal his dissatisfaction.
"My son, can this be false?"
"That Bo Xun wanted to contend with me, he needs to go back to practice some more."
"Even the Taoist Emperor, if he angers me, might not stand a chance."
"Heh heh, Dad, we're really incredible."
"But Dad, why did you have those cultivators who ran away captured again, and then let them go?"
Miao Zi's hind legs were perched on the throne, while its front legs reached Yi Chen's shoulders, striving to give him a massage. Meanwhile, it couldn't help but voice the confusion in its heart once more.
Yi Chen half-closed his eyes, enjoying the massage from his beloved child, and couldn't help but smile.
The question was well asked; it really hit the spot.
He immediately began to analyze quietly with Miao Zi:
"Because—morality."
"Huh?" Miao Zi's massage techniques paused involuntarily. Seeing Yi Chen frown, it immediately resumed its work with renewed vigor, "Dad, you can defeat Bo Xun, yet how much is morality worth?"
"Look at Bo Xun, doesn't he also act recklessly, with a reputation that's in tatters?"
"From the child's point of view, morality in the eyes of the strong is nothing more than toilet paper used by mortals in their time of need."
Hearing Miao Zi's words, Yi Chen couldn't help but burst into laughter:
"Exactly, my child has insight, morality is just toilet paper!"
"It's a rule that everyone abides by."
"Toilet paper seems useless, but which mortal dares openly say they don't use toilet paper? Even if they truly don't, they would never openly admit it, instead secretly using their hand, wouldn't you agree?"
"For those who seldom use toilet paper, once or twice might be of no consequence, but over time, the stench clinging to them cannot be concealed from others. Bo Xun's cultivation is formidable, absolutely not at the bottom among those who overlook the heavens, yet he has the weakest underlings, why is that? Because he often attends nature's call without toilet paper, it's intolerably stinky."
"In the end, if you openly don't use toilet paper, indeed others won't harm you, but many will silently choose to stay away from someone exuding such stench, not wanting to associate with them, and Dad wants to accomplish great deeds, naturally morality is needed."
"My child, do you understand?" Yi Chen tilted his head, adjusting himself to a comfortable position as he spoke.
"Understood."
"That's right, others were merely here to watch the show, any malice they had was already dealt with by Dad, their possessions seized, a small warning and a big lesson, and that's past."
"All talked out, my child, fetch Dad a plate of melon seeds, they're all eaten up."
Yi Chen smacked his lips, and with a backward grip, he pulled Miao Zi down by the scruff of its neck.
Miao Zi's cultivation wasn't enough, lacked electricity, the massage wasn't enjoyable at all, entirely emotional value.
Golden melon seeds are a specialty spiritual plant of the Giant Shark Realm, requiring on-site preparation, with Spirit Chefs ready at any time.
Soon, a large plate of golden melon seeds was carried overhead by Miao Zi, who was panting heavily as it ran, calling out:
"Dad, I've realized!"
"This time, your child truly understands."
"Dad first kills, then saves, and finally captures, then releases!"
"Just such a detour, when Dad saved them, they already began to change in heart."
"But still, the force wasn't enough, they might have resentment and hatred in their hearts, so Daddy sent people to capture them all, this time these people must have been heartbroken as if awaiting death."
"Under the pressure of life and death, their thoughts inevitably became chaotic, hating out of fear!"
"At this moment, Dad released them directly, only taking away their possessions, letting them escape with their lives intact, at this point they felt they had gained."
"They might even understand you, Dad, thinking from your perspective, reflecting if they went too far, and feeling your anger was normal."
"So, their emotions rising and falling, hate out of fear, gratitude out of generosity, this is what Dad taught, yes, call it the Stockholm Theory."
"These people go out alive, only to widely publicize Bo Xun's slaughter, everyone will praise Dad once—speaking morality!"
"Moreover, these words weren't orchestrated by you, Dad, thus more genuine under scrutiny, so these people alive are more valuable than dead."
"Yet this isn't enough, after all, these scoundrels wanted to enjoy Dad's antics, to leave them without something is really frustrating, so Dad had their possessions plundered, washed clean, then used them to reward the subordinates, this way Dad's Tao Heart is clear."
"Meow, brilliant, brilliant indeed!"
"Dad, too brilliant....."
Miao Zi convulsed with excitement, just as it was about to further elaborate, suddenly a big hand grabbed a handful of melon seeds, stuffing them into its mouth.
"Shut up! Miao Zi!"
"Can't the golden melon seeds shut your troublesome mouth?"
"Forgot what your dad taught you?"
"Uh~ uh~ spit... Dad, I was wrong, first precept of cultivation, see through but don't expose!" Miao Zi muttered.
"Rascal, it's morality! Always speak of morality! Don't overthink, Dad's life has been pure and simple, even your steward has praised your dad multiple times."
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