Reincarnated in a depressing erotic world but living a normal life (right?)
Dungeon, relaxation and….

"Hello everyone~!" 

"Ugh, step on me harder, Your Highness!"

"Shut up♪!"

"Ahn~♡!"

....I know you must be wondering: what the hell is going on? And you have every right to doubt, seeing the current scene. However, there's a good reason for this! So first, let me calm you down and explain the current situation, going back a bit to the moment I decided to fortify myself to protect against the unknown threats this world and its plot have to offer.

How did you fortify yourself?

Well, by bringing out my ever-expanding arsenal of straw dolls (should I stop increasing their number?) to defend!

And before you ask: how many did you make? I'll answer frankly with: I have no idea?!

....Don't look at me like that!

I had no choice but to stop counting after their number exceeded 1,000,000!

I couldn't keep up!

So, with no other option, I stopped counting their growing numbers for my own good.

So why not stop making more?

Well, dear reader, I ask you in response: then how would I curse the existence of trucks?

Because according to Echidna, if I try to curse them by other means, I'd just end up creating a new type of curse! And considering the option of creating some new curse with unknown effects and capabilities versus the already adorable straw dolls, it's clear which is better, right?

....Though I won't lie to you, I'm currently trying to see what happens, taking advantage of being in a prison to sew a plush doll in the same way as the straw dolls and see what happens.

Is that all you've been doing?

Well, not really. Right now, I'm just waiting for the plot to move quietly, locked up doing nothing wrong. But for some damn reason, the military forces seem to have thought I was planning something, thus starting a kind of war.

....I'll tell you the truth, just between you and me, at first I was happy thinking this must be what would complete the plot. But guess what?

Nothing has happened in a damn month!!

...That's right, dear reader, I've been in this dungeon for a whole month fighting a defensive battle with the straw dolls, and in this situation, I'm really grateful for being able to maintain the magical girl state without a time limit, as I don't need to worry about basic human needs like bathing, hygiene, or hunger in this form.

But it's still boring!!

Do you understand the torment of being locked up without being able to go out, or having any entertainment for so long?

Because if you can endure something like that, then you have my recognition!

But I need to do something!!

For that reason, seeing that there were other prisoners with me, I decided to do what I do best in this situation: and that is to help!

So first I went to the woman who kept dancing naked with an expression of hatred, whom Echidna said had a curse manipulating her body against her will. So without wasting time, I fused with Silver to enter my silver knight state and combined my healing massage technique with Silver's gray flames to remove the curse.

....Although it was actually the first time I tried it, not having (fortunately) recently had the opportunity to use it, it still worked!

Although after that she knelt before me declaring her eternal loyalty, but let's not think too much about that (escapism).

Then I noticed the two people lying on the floor hollowly laughing, naked, so I decided to make use of my almost perfected skills in rehabilitating mentally broken people to help them.

And let me tell you, it took many relaxing, healing, some forbidden massages, some cooking, cuddles, lullabies, and more!

...But finally, after about 2 weeks, both reacted, regaining the shine of sanity in their eyes... although let's ignore the part where they started praying to me, please...

The last prisoner I dealt with was perhaps the most, how to say it, peculiar?

I mean, she really smelled physically to a level where getting close was impossible, so with no other option, I took the hose (for emergencies) from my dimensional storage pocket and mercilessly sprayed her with pressurized water to clean her.

Did she let herself be soaked so easily?

Well, of course not, and she tried to attack me! However, to her bad luck, I was still (and am) transformed into a magical girl, so I used my sympathy magic!

Yep, you heard right, sympathy magic, baby!

What do you mean by sympathy magic, when did you get such a thing?

Well, dear reader, as you'll remember, recapping some time ago, the Bear Fairy had told me that my magical affinity was sympathy magic, being extremely rare among magical girls, so I had to think of a way to use it, following my code of working with what I have.

That's why I started thinking!!

And after realizing that the biggest enemy of a magical girl in this kind of perverted world was "erotic accidents" and how they always fell into stories by letting their guard down or receiving surprise attacks, I came to the conclusion that the best offense is a good defense.

Thus creating, through sympathy magic, my first spell as a magical girl, which I called Crisis Evasion!

How does it work?

Well, you see, thanks to my training with Silver, I discovered that to perform any action, one transmits some kind of will, no matter who it is. Whether very slight or mixed with the environment, there is always will when making a movement.

And that's precisely what I took advantage of!

Using sympathy magic and the improved physical abilities of this form, I managed to make my body move automatically without any thought to evade any threat, regardless of whether I was aware of it or not.

Thus achieving the perfect defense against any threat in this state, so she could never catch or hurt me!

But do you know what's the best part?

It's that I could still think of ways to attack with my faithful Antonio, taking advantage of my body's automatic evasive movement, with which I attacked again and again until I made her "understand"!

After a few good blows, she finally gave in, lying on the ground, begging for clemency, to which I served her a good meal while listening to her vent.

Did you use the old carrot and stick tactic?

....Now that I think about it, that's true?!

Ahem... I mean... Everything went as I planned!

....Stop looking at me like that, seriously it was as I planned, I'm not lying, so please, let's continue.

Contrary to the others, the last one just told me something like "now you're the boss."

While accepting subordination, but since he said it in such a simple way while eating with his mouth full, I think he just said it for the sake of it, taking advantage of the moment, so I guess he was the most normal one!

And well, after that, there was really nothing left to do but let them help the straw dolls with the defenses, relegating Silver and Goldie from their positions as commanders to personal guards.

....But even though I say guards, I've just been playing with the two of them down here with nothing to do.

"Haa~... When is something going to happen?"

(SLAP!!)

"OUCH...! Why was that!"

<"So you'll snap out of it">

"Huh...? What do you mean?"

<"Haven't you noticed anything strange about your behavior lately?">

"Something strange...?"

<"To start, your milk consumption has decreased, being replaced by tea.">

"Well, it's just a temporary change while I'm here, what's wrong with innovating?"

<"Alright then, what about the fact that you're using that human over there as a footrest?">

"....."

"Please, step on me harder, Lady Seraphina!!"

"...Well, ahem... I'm just... blowing off steam?"

<"And most importantly, you might not have even noticed, but since we arrived in this world.... You've been behaving more femininely and primly.">

".....No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."

At that moment, I realized, at Echidna's words, a truth I had tried to ignore or perhaps hadn't even noticed...

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

...What I was becoming, and how I had to complete this plot as soon as possible.