Reborn in the 80s: Everyone Falls For Me
Chapter 301 - 300: Embarrassing Experience (5 more)

Chapter 301: Chapter 300: Embarrassing Experience (5 more)

Xu Niannian was speechless, "Who told you that..."

"Me telling you is enough," Jin Yu shamelessly stated, unable to do anything majorly bad but still able to commit some minor mischiefs.

Like continuing to kiss her.

In the end, Xu Niannian’s mouth had swollen up from all his kisses.

After kissing her, Jin Yu’s large hand roamed over her arm and suddenly touched that "Dong" character again.

Jin Yu immediately became dissatisfied, his face darkening as he said, "Go to Old Wu tomorrow and ask if he has any way to remove this scar."

Jin Yu did not like other men’s names on Xu Niannian’s body.

If it weren’t for Xu Niannian telling him that he was the only man she liked, Jin Yu would have really died of jealousy.

Without Jin Yu mentioning it, Xu Niannian would have forgotten about it.

Hearing him bring it up, she didn’t hesitate, "Alright, if Old Wu has a way, I’ll remove this scar."

Hearing him refer to it as a scar, Xu Niannian went along with what he said.

Seeing her agreeing without a moment’s hesitation, Jin Yu happily cradled her face and pecked her again, "You’re so good."

Xu Niannian: "..."

So very good indeed, like she was dealing with a child.

The two of them chattered on and on, dillydallying around, either Xu Niannian clinging to Jin Yu or Jin Yu clinging to Xu Niannian.

Jin Yu felt he was nearly driven mad by Xu Niannian.

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While the two were cooing over here, someone else had entered the wrong room over there.

Xu Sisi got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom, her eyes half-closed as she stumbled into the room where Jin Ruiyang was staying.

At that moment, Jin Ruiyang was half-reclining on the bed, hands crossed behind his head.

His glasses had been taken off.

And Xu Sisi, with eyes half-closed, wandered in.

Jin Ruiyang almost thought his eyes were playing tricks on him, but by the time he realized it wasn’t an illusion, Xu Sisi had already wobbled over to his bed.

He watched, wide-eyed, as she climbed into bed, grabbed the blanket, and with an incredibly gallant posture, sprawled out in a starfish position and continued to sleep soundly.

He opened his mouth, trying to nudge the little girl.

Xu Sisi waved her hand irritably, "Don’t bother me, I want to sleep."

Jin Ruiyang: "... Xiao Sisi, you’ve entered the wrong room."

His voice was gentle and smooth, like the clear, ding-dong sound of a stream in a secluded valley.

Xu Sisi had been holding the blanket and sleeping soundly one second, the next, she jolted awake as if electrocuted, abruptly opening her eyes.

Jin Ruiyang was leaning over, calling to her.

She was so startled by the sudden eye contact that it shocked her, but it only quickened his heartbeat for a few seconds, leaving his expression slightly stunned.

Jin Ruiyang was very handsome, the second handsome guy Xu Sisi had seen, the first being Jin Yu, her cousin’s husband.

It wasn’t that Jin Yu was better looking than Jin Ruiyang; the two were completely different styles of handsome. It was just that Xu Sisi had seen Jin Yu first.

Xu Sisi had always been somewhat boy-crazy, but because Jin Yu appeared first, she knew right away that he was her cousin’s man, and so she had no fanciful thoughts about him.

Besides, Jin Yu had an aura that was clearly not to be messed with; Xu Sisi felt somewhat intimidated by him, always feeling that her brother-in-law was the kind of man who would hit someone.

But Jin Ruiyang was different; he was so warm and refined, gracefully charming like jade. The first time she saw him, her heart rate increased significantly.

After getting to know him, she realized he was not only outwardly gentle and refined but also a gentlemen in manners, with a voice so pleasant it could make her ears tingle with warmth.

Although she knew she and Jin Ruiyang were impossible, she still couldn’t help but harbor a tiny shred of hope.

Now, hearing his voice which resonated to her bones and seeing such a face, Xu Sisi didn’t even catch what he said.

She thought she was in a beautiful dream.

Her bewildered eyes blinked, then her lips curved joyfully, revealing her little tiger teeth as she reached out to pinch Jin Ruiyang’s face, "Are you my beautiful dream?"

Xu Sisi’s voice was crisp, chirping merrily like a little sparrow.

As she spoke, her face glowed with happiness, her bright eyes twinkling like shining stars, her voice sweet and crisp.

Especially pleasing to the ear.

With an expression still caught in a dream, she stopped Jin Ruiyang, who was about to remind her again, and he unconsciously held his breath at the sight of her smile.

"Brother Ruiyang, you’re so handsome," she said sweetly, "Since it’s in a dream, can I have a kiss?"

As she spoke, without caring whether Jin Ruiyang agreed or not, she pouted her lips and leaned in to kiss him.

Watching her sweet smile, Jin Ruiyang’s mind wavered for a moment, but as Xu Sisi’s pouted lips were about to kiss the edge of his lips, Jin Ruiyang suddenly snapped out of it.

His hand with distinct knuckles covered her face as Jin Ruiyang gently reminded her, "Xiao Sisi, you’ve entered the wrong room."

Xu Sisi’s pouted lips thus landed on Jin Ruiyang’s palm; her soft lips pressed against his palm felt like a burn, yet he firmly pushed Xu Sisi away.

Suddenly pushed away, Xu Sisi was stunned, blinked, and looked uncertainly at Jin Ruiyang.

Jin Ruiyang was also looking at her.

Only this time did Xu Sisi hear clearly what Jin Ruiyang had said. After blinking blankly, she suddenly slapped herself across the face.

With a crisp and loud "smack," the sound of the slap echoed.

Jin Ruiyang had not expected her to suddenly slap herself. While he was still astonished and about to ask if it hurt, he saw Xu Sisi suddenly burst into tears with a "waah," covering her face and crying out loud, "...It’s really not a dream, ah..."

Jin Ruiyang: "..."

Isn’t she focusing on the wrong thing here?

Xu Sisi cried for a bit, and Jin Ruiyang, worried she would wake others and lead to misunderstandings, quickly covered her mouth.

Xu Sisi’s eyes, big as black grapes, fluttered their lashes a few times as she belatedly realized the embarrassing thing she had done.

Before she could apologize, she let out a strange "yelp" and struggled free from Jin Ruiyang’s hands, covering her face and frantically backing away.

She backed away quickly; her knees scurrying backwards, she was about to fall off the bed.

"Be careful..."

Jin Ruiyang cried out, but unfortunately Xu Sisi was so preoccupied with the embarrassing thing she had just done that she didn’t hear him at all and kept retreating.

As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Sisi gave a "yah" as she fell down in a head-over-heels manner, her head hitting the ground with a loud thud.

Jin Ruiyang hurried over to pull her up. Xu Sisi was dizzy from the fall, but her mind was focused on quickly leaving this embarrassing place.

Determined despite her disability, she quickly got up from the ground and stumbled her way out.

Running too fast, she didn’t see whether the door was open or not, like a headless fly, she crashed around blindly.

She bumped into the door, and a lump as big as an egg quickly rose on her forehead, bulging right in the middle of her eyebrows, like an upgraded version of Lei Zhenzi.

Painful as it was, compared to the embarrassment she felt in front of Jin Ruiyang, Xu Sisi thought that even if she was left with her last breath, she would crawl out of there with determination.

Jin Ruiyang could no longer bear to watch, took two steps forward, picked her up, and walked back to the bed.

Suddenly being lifted, Xu Sisi still felt dizzy.

Jin Ruiyang placed her on the bed and saw the big lump on her head, momentarily startled.

He had only seen Xu Sisi hit the door, but he hadn’t noticed the large bump that had formed.

When she was put down, Xu Sisi instinctively tried to touch the lump on her forehead.

Jin Ruiyang’s handsome brows knitted as he grabbed her hand and pulled it away, stopping her, and said in a gentle voice, "Don’t move, let me have a look."

His voice, soft and gentle, suddenly took on a hint of sternness, making Xu Sisi really dare not move anymore, just looking at him dumbly with a foolish "oh."

Jin Ruiyang sighed, "Is there any ointment at home?"

"Yes..." Xu Sisi nodded her head blankly.

Hearing there was ointment, Jin Ruiyang relaxed, "Where is it? I’ll get it."

"It’s in this room, there are several tubes in the cabinet over there."

Jin Ruiyang, upon hearing this, went to open the cabinet, and indeed there were several tubes of ointment, all with the same exterior.

He did not look closely, just took one, and came back to apply the ointment to Xu Sisi.

The cool ointment spread on the forehead felt soothing, and Xu Sisi comfortably narrowed her eyes.

The main reason she felt so comfortable was not that her forehead had been treated, but rather that it was the spring breeze-like Jin Ruiyang who was applying the ointment.

"Do you feel better now? Does it still hurt?" Jin Ruiyang asked her.

Xu Sisi’s face broke into a giggly smile, revealing two little dimples on her cheeks, "It doesn’t hurt anymore; this ointment is really effective."

Seeing her smile so sweetly, as if the pain before was nothing, her radiant smile was like that of a little sun, and Jin Ruiyang couldn’t help but feel charmed.

He smiled slightly, indeed a lovely little sun.

Jin Ruiyang suddenly felt that this girl had a kind of magical power that could make people relax along with her.

Watching Xu Sisi smile, he looked down and caught sight of the words on the ointment; Jin Ruiyang’s smile at the corner of his mouth gradually solidified.

The three large characters nearly blinded him.

— Hemorrhoid Cream!