Rebirth: He Decides to Lie Flat
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Chapter 155: Chapter 152 Poison Perfume Chapter 155: Chapter 152 Poison Perfume Freshman?

You must be kidding me.

Jing Junyang really wanted to say, with the way you loitered under the girls’ dormitory, your dangling posture was even more practiced than mine. If you tell me you’re a greenhorn freshman, who would believe you?

But the two guys in dorm 603 believed it!

“Wow, so you’re a junior. You’re this good and only a freshman? You must have learned this before, right?”

“Jing Junyang, look, both of us study computer science, but he’s a freshman, and you’re a junior….”

Jing Junyang was already too lazy to say anything more. This was the dormitory for third-year finance students, and one of the two guys with the broken computer was from his hometown.

“Junior, how much do you charge?”

The computer was fixed, and although it didn’t seem to take much effort, the guy had taken it apart and put it back together, fussing over it quite a while. Besides, they were the ones who called someone over; it wouldn’t make sense not to pay.

However, Jiang Yan just smiled and said, “I didn’t replace any parts today, so I won’t charge. Just support our business in the future. I can fix computers and also assemble them. Our shop sells second-hand computers, and we can assemble new ones with purchased parts. Anyway, you can come to me with any problems; I can’t run away since we’re in the same university.”

Jiang Yan didn’t take the money, and the other guy felt a bit embarrassed, but when he heard Jiang Yan could assemble computers, his eyes lit up, “Can you assemble laptops?”

Of course, he could!

“I assembled both of my roommates’ laptops, and I also built one for myself. You can check it out at room 501 in building 8 when you have time.”

Building 8 was the freshman male dormitory; this guy really was a freshman!

Jing Junyang had an odd look on his face.

The other student glanced at the time and said, “I can’t make it today, but I’ll come over tomorrow evening. If it’s suitable, help me assemble one.”

As they both headed out and walked downstairs, Jing Junyang looked at Jiang Yan and winked, “Junior, is your girlfriend… really from the physics department?”

Jiang Yan turned to look at him.

Jing Junyang sheepishly smiled, “I mean, don’t get me wrong. We’ve met for the second time tonight, which kind of makes us friends, right? A friend’s wife is off-limits; I understand that principle. Just… just asking casually…”

Just asking my ass!

Jing Junyang lived on the fourth floor, so they didn’t talk much before they got there. However, he still tried to get Jiang Yan to come to his dorm for a chat, which Jiang Yan declined, saying it was too late.

After all, holidays had just ended, and he had to get up early for class the next day.

More importantly, it was the first official day of the semester the next day. As the class president, he needed to arrive early to take attendance.

Moreover, they had a class meeting tomorrow evening to elect the secretary of the Youth League branch… As for his role as the acting class president, Teacher Chi would symbolically ask, does everyone agree to keep him as the official class president?

If there were no objections, he would remain in the role!

Everyone knew there was no need for an election.

As for the secretary of the Youth League branch, Jiang Yan knew Liu Wenhui coveted the position, but he was too lazy; he only cleaned the dormitory under pressure.

Being the secretary involved dealing with numerous trifling matters, and not to mention competence, Liu Wenhui didn’t have the patience for it.

And Jiang Yan also knew that Chi Zuo had someone else in mind for the position, a girl from their class.

What was her name?

Weng Minhong?

It seemed to be this name.

Their class didn’t lack girls, there were well over ten of them, it’s just that each one of them was… well, not ugly, but certainly far from pretty.

During military training, he helped the instructor roll call several times and was also responsible for recording who passed. However, he never bothered to remember the names of his classmates; they went in one ear and out the other. As a result, he could hardly match names with faces among the female students.

But because Tian Xiaohui had mentioned Weng Minhong in the dormitory, and later Chi Zuo brought her up again, Jiang Yan managed to remember the name. Her… well she was a bit fat, giving off a burly impression. However, her voice was oddly crisp and gentle, a stark contrast to her outward appearance.

It was precisely because of this that Tian Xiaohui had brought up Weng Minhong in the dormitory, suggesting that she should become a radio announcer.

Back in the dorm, Liu Wenhui wasn’t around. Dai Lei was reading a book, Tian Xiaohui was so busy at the computer that he didn’t even have time to turn his head, until he had to rush to the toilet urgently, grabbing rolls of toilet paper in a panic.

Jiang Yan glanced at his computer and saw the QQ chat window still open, showing the other person’s retro screen name—Poison Perfume!

Jiang Yan’s mouth twitched as he asked Dai Lei, “He’s not involved in an online romance, is he?”

Dai Lei put down his book and smiled enigmatically, “Are you talking about this ‘Poison Perfume’? He only added her on the first day of the holiday. They’ve chatted for five days now, and he doesn’t shut his computer until lights out, looking totally smitten… I asked him, and he won’t even admit it. Hey, Jiang Yan, do you think online dating is reliable?”

Jiang Yan looked at Dai Lei with a complex expression, sensing his longing.

“Let me give you the simplest example. You randomly dial a campus phone number and, by chance, a girl with a very pleasant voice answers. You hit it off in conversation, wish you could talk for days and nights non-stop, and then you want to chat every day…”

“Stop, stop, stop, don’t say anymore!”

Dai Lei, reminded of their classmate Weng Minhong, promptly cut Jiang Yan off and extinguished the foolish fantasies in his heart, picking up his book to read again.

Looksism is deplorable, but… there was no helping it, that’s just how shallow he was.

….

When Song Jiawen returned to the dormitory at nine o’clock, Liang Yujun was distributing local specialties she brought back from home, and one portion was already placed on her desk.

She remembered Liang Yujun had previously mentioned wanting a painting by Mu Chenyan as a gift for her grandmother… There was no hurry; she could give it to her during the winter break.

Her mother had taken her to see the new house’s interior design, and her room had two traditional Chinese paintings stamped with Mu Chenyan’s seal.

Not only her room but also the hallway outside had several hanging.

Getting one from her room to give to Liang Yujun shouldn’t be a problem, right?

“Jiajia, that Xia Shi from your class has screws loose. She told others all the guys in your class agreed to let her be the Youth League Secretary, except you objected.”

Ding Yuanyuan had gone to the Physics Department’s female dorms that evening and happened to overhear a group of girls gossiping animatedly, nearly driving her mad.

Her attempts at defense fell on deaf ears, and angry, she swore never to visit their dorm again.

“Youth League Secretary?”

Song Jiawen turned to look at Ding Yuanyuan, completely bewildered. The other two girls saw her expression and understood that, with her temperament, she would never concern herself with such matters.

She waved her hand dismissively, “Don’t bother with her, it’s pointless.”

Liang Yujun frowned, “Ignoring her is right, but what if she believes you’re afraid of her because you never respond to her provocations or lies? Although it may not affect you, it’s disgusting!”

“Exactly!”

Sha Yali chimed in from the side, “We’ve got to think of a way to fight back; otherwise, her constant hopping around is just revolting.”

Song Jiawen smiled at the three of them, “It’s not worth the effort to fuss over such a person. Classes begin tomorrow; get ready to be busy. We still have to go to the library tonight to do research. When we’re caught up in all that, who’s going to have the time to deal with her?”

The three of them thought about it and indeed, the Physics Department at Beijing University was notoriously heavy with coursework. Once formal classes began, just keeping up with the daily homework assigned by the teachers was strenuous enough, let alone paying attention to anything else.

The four girls quickly put the annoying Xia Shi out of their minds, washed up, went to bed, and reviewed the next day’s lessons before falling asleep…