Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 99: The Deeply Rooted Jiucai_1

Chapter 99: Chapter 99: The Deeply Rooted Jiucai_1

Mutou’s ability to organize his speech was also very poor. What his last name was, his first name, he’d go around and around saying it several times, and sometimes he couldn’t make it clear, then he’d start all over again.

Two hours went by, and Mutou was still talking.

Finally, Wenqu couldn’t take it anymore and said, "Mutou, this is just a simple self-introduction. Just say your name, age, and where you’re from. The rest, we can talk more after class."

Upon hearing this, Mutou suddenly felt a bit dispirited and thought for a while before saying, "I... I... My name is Mutou."

Another half hour passed...

Finally, Mutou said, "I... I’m done."

"Liberation at last!" everyone cried out in their hearts at the same time.

Seeing Mutou stop talking, everyone felt as though they had been relieved of a heavy burden, as if they had escaped death, and they all breathed a long sigh of relief.

Qin Shou said he was going to sleep, but he couldn’t fall asleep either; Mutou’s stuttering voice was echoing in his ears. He briefly summarized that Mutou came from an island overseas, but as for his exact origin, he didn’t make it clear. He just turned eight hundred years old this year, and then there was nothing more... Indeed, Mutou had talked for two and a half hours, going round and round about these few useful pieces of information, the rest was just stuttering and repetitive nonsense.

So, Qin Shou silently wrote in his little notebook in his heart, "Mutou, forbid talking to him unless you want to die!"

"Taitai Le, it’s your turn," Wenqu wiped the sweat from his forehead and reminded Taitai Le.

"My name is Taitai Le, and I am a phoenix! Mind you, I am a phoenix, not a Fire Chicken!" Taitai Le didn’t know why she had to emphasize this, but she did it subconsciously.

Then, a mean-spirited voice came from behind, "Jiucai, stick to the main point."

Taitai Le glared at the damn rabbit and said, "I’m not called Jiucai, my name is Taitai Le. I’m three thousand years old, and I’m happy to meet you all."

Then Taitai Le glared at Qin Shou and said, "It’s your turn! You damn rabbit!"

Qin Shou then slowly stood up, stretched, and lamented in a mean-spirited way, "Ah, tsk tsk... It’s quite comfortable to suddenly stand up after sitting for a long time... "

Hearing this, those who had been forced to stand all gave him a big eye roll at the same time, as if to say, "What a brute!"

Qin Shou felt the resentment from everyone, as well as a bit more dark energy inside him, which made the cells clearly slow down their speed of swallowing Yuan Qi. Qin Shou guessed that these people had significant backgrounds, or perhaps boundless futures, and causing karma with them also posed a great deterrent to the cells, so the effect was fairly noticeable.

Therefore, Qin Shou didn’t hold back, he cleared his throat with a cough, and announced loudly, "Hello everyone, my name is Qin Shou!"

"Pfft..." Seeing Wenqu get angry, everyone’s tense faces suddenly broke, all trying to hold back their laughter.

Even Wenqu’s mouth twitched twice.

Taitai Le laughed exaggeratedly, "Wahaha... so you’re actually called a brute, haha... that name suits you perfectly."

Chongba next to him gave Qin Shou a thumbs up, as if to say: Bro, your name is awesome!

Qin Shou ignored them, arrogantly tilting his head and said, "Although this name has made me the butt of many jokes for many years, although many people think this name sucks, it was given by my old man who raised me, who hoped I’d be healthy and live long... This name carries my old man’s blessings and love for me, so you can laugh all you want, I don’t care. On the contrary, I think it’s the best name in the world!"

Hearing this, everyone’s laughter stopped abruptly, and the way they looked at Qin Shou changed, less mockery in their eyes and more respect.

Niu Dali also cast an admiring glance at Qin Shou for the first time...

Wenqu’s usually tense face broke into a smile, and then he raised his hands, lightly clapping. He truly hadn’t expected that this student, whom he always thought was the most troublesome, would actually bring him such a huge surprise! However, Wenqu didn’t know that even more surprises and shocks were yet to come...

Taitai Le was also looking at Qin Shou with a face full of astonishment, as if she were looking at a stranger.

Seeing this, Qin Shou grinned at Taitai Le and said, "Don’t fall for me, I’m just a legend."

"Puh-lease!" Taitai Le rolled her eyes at him and turned her head away.

Qin Shou continued, "I don’t know how old I am this year, so I’ll just skip that. I come from the moon, that’s all, I’m sitting down now... ha ha... Ah, here I go sitting down again, why is sitting so comfortable, hehe..."

Everyone: "..."

Just then, the crowd suddenly realized something.

"The moon?" Chongba, Taitai Le, and Mutou exclaimed in surprise, all looking at Qin Shou.

Qin Shou wiped his nose and asked, "Err, is there a problem?"

Longhuai exclaimed, "I’ve heard that the moon is forbidden territory, and there are actually people—no, rabbits living there?"

Chongba cried out, "I’ve heard the moon is depleted of Yuan Qi, with nothing but osmanthus trees, yet you can live?"

Taitai Le yelled in amazement, "I heard that even ghosts don’t want to go there, and you actually live there? And you’re so plump? What do you eat to grow?"

Qin Shou immediately leaned close, almost pressing his face against Taitai Le’s, then narrowed his eyes, looking ominously at her, and asked in a hoarse voice, "Little... Fire Chicken... I died so miserably... so miserably..."

Ah!

Whew!

Qin Shou once again turned into a black rabbit... then he looked at Wenqu innocently and said, "Sir, does this count as ’students harming each other’?"

Wenqu was speechless for a moment, then with a wave of his hand, the rabbit’s fur became clean again.

Qin Shou quickly called out, "Sir, you see I’m always bullied by Jiucai, can you teach me that Magic trick you just did?"

Wenqu shook his head and said, "Yes and no. The Cultivation Techniques and Magic of Heaven and Earth are divided into heavenly, earthly, profound, yellow, venerable, sage, Yuan, king levels, with the heavenly, earthly, profound, yellow being the immortal level, which is the Immortal Law. Venerable, sage, Yuan, king are the mortal level, which are the Cultivation Techniques for cultivators. Each level is further divided into nine star levels.

However, many Magics are actually used by both cultivators and immortals. What I just used is the most common king-level Magic, the Purify. Although it’s the lowest level of Magic, its power can vary depending on the person using it and depends on how deeply they comprehend the laws of nature it’s based on. An ordinary person would not be able to purify the ashes left by the phoenix fire of Jiucai... cough cough, I mean Taitai Le."

Taitai Le gave him a direct eye roll...

Qin Shou grinned, whispering to Taitai Le, "Indeed, it seems Jiucai has permeated your very soul. It looks like our teacher knows his stuff... Taitai Le, hehe..."

Taitai Le didn’t understand what Qin Shou was laughing about. She didn’t even know what kind of connection there was between Taitai Le and Jiucai, nor why this damn rabbit kept calling her Jiucai. But seeing how vilely that damn rabbit was laughing, she knew it couldn’t be anything good. Thus, Taitai Le cast a resentful look at Wenqu.