Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 97: There’s Such an Operation?_1

Chapter 97: Chapter 97: There’s Such an Operation?_1

Longhuai then brought over a bundle of rulers and placed them next to the three Big Fools, then clapped his hands and said, "Alright, that’s it, twenty each."

Kui Er huffed, "Only twenty? Next time we’ll ask for forty!"

Kui Yi raised his hand and delivered a slap, "Shut up and eat! If we don’t come tomorrow, there will surely be more!"

Kui Er and Kui San, "Big Brother is wise!"

Kui Yi cockily tilted his head up.

Qin Shou, Niu Dali, and the others fell silent. These three big idiots, do they really have to shout about everything? When could they ever quiet down?

Just then, Kui Er suddenly stood up and said, "Not good, Big Brother, I need to go!"

Kui San also stood up and exclaimed, "Big Brother, I need to go too!"

Kui Yi followed suit, "Less talk, more action, let’s go together!"

At that moment, Longhuai raised a sign that said, "The latrine is over there, hurry up if you want to go, there aren’t many holes."

And so the three of them darted off in a flash.

"You all come with me to see the teacher. The teacher is waiting for you in Wenqu Palace," Longhuai called out to the others.

Everyone exchanged glances. Even fools could see that the three Big Fools had definitely been duped! How could Kun’s stomach be so easily upset?

Taitai Le muttered, "How much laxative would it take to upset Kun’s stomach... The teacher is really ruthless."

The others nodded in agreement.

Upon entering Wenqu Palace, the ground floor was for teaching, with forty desks arranged and meditation cushions placed on the ground, seemingly for everyone to sit on the floor during class.

Wenqu said, "There aren’t many students this term, just a few of you, so find a place to sit wherever you like."

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou decisively chose a seat in the last row to sit down, Niu Dali sat in the front row, Li Zhenying in the second, whereas Big Head Baby Mutou sat next to Niu Dali in the front row. Black Shell Turtle Chongba quietly took a seat next to Qin Shou and... then he took off his shell and put it on the desk beside him, revealing a small, green body that looked like green bean sprouts. Chongba stretched lazily and sighed, "Comfortable..."

Qin Shou’s eyes nearly popped out at this scene. This thing could come off?

Chongba looked at Qin Shou’s shocked expression and said indifferently, "I’m not sure either, but my mom said that when I was born, the shell came out first..."

Qin Shou gave a thumbs up, "Awesome!"

At that moment, Taitai Le sat down in front of Qin Shou, then turned around with a sneer, "Damn rabbit, I’ll be watching you. If you do anything, I’ll tell the teacher and make sure you get beaten and have to copy books!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou was speechless. Indeed, they say that petty people are petty but Qin Shou knew that the smallest wasn’t the heart of the petty, but the heart of a woman who had been wronged.

Taitai Le turned her head back with a triumphant look as if she’d won a great battle.

Chongba asked Rabbit telepathically, "Aren’t you afraid?"

Qin Shou chuckled, "Afraid? I have never known the meaning of fear from the day I was born!"

"That fierce? If she keeps an eye on you, you may not be able to do anything," Chongba asked, surprised.

Qin Shou replied calmly, "Do I need her to go tattling when I do things?"

Chongba did not understand Qin Shou’s meaning but felt that this rabbit was just like his turtle shell... utterly unreliable!

At this point, Wenqu spoke up, "Alright, students, from now on you are classmates. I won’t bother with additional nonsense. From now on this class will be under my charge. To be honest, this class is the worst one I’ve ever had in all my years of teaching and nurturing!"

"One of..." a voice suddenly interjected.

Wenqu’s eyebrows raised, "Who said that?"

The moment Taitai Le heard this, he got excited—his chance for revenge had finally arrived!

But before Taitai Le could tattle, a loud cry came from behind: "I!"

Taitai Le was dumbfounded. Is this what volunteering for suicide looked like? Could someone really do that?

"Get out!" Wenqu said.

Qin Shou immediately turned tail and ran out.

Realizing something was amiss, Wenqu quickly instructed, "Stand here and don’t move!"

Qin Shou had no choice but to obediently stand in the front row, next to Niu Dali.

Continuing, Wenqu said, "There’s no ’one of’; you are simply the worst!"

"One of..."

"Go stand at the door!" Wenqu glanced at the rabbit.

The rabbit promptly retreated to the doorway.

"You guys are..." Wenqu wanted to repeat himself, but thinking about that damn rabbit, he decisively chose not to and said, "Anyway, just make sure you study hard from now on."

As he said this, Wenqu inadvertently glanced at the damn rabbit, wary of any more tricks. He saw the rabbit flashing a grin, appearing incredibly naive and honest.

Wenqu felt somewhat reassured and continued, "The seats you’re sitting in now will be yours from now on. Remember to take care of your desks, chairs, and books, as these constitute the basic literacy of a scholar!"

The students nodded, with the rabbit at the door giving the loudest affirmation.

Wenqu felt even more satisfied, thinking to himself, "Indeed, a stricter approach makes this rabbit behave much better."

After a few more words, Wenqu said, "Alright, now let’s do self-introductions so everyone can get to know each other. Niu Dali, you start."

Hearing this, Niu Dali’s face slightly reddened, but he immediately stood up and said, "Yes, sir!"

Then Niu Dali said, "Hello everyone, my name is Niu Dali. I come from the West Niuhe Continent. I was a recommended student from the Earthly Immortal Realm Literature Garden."

At these words, a number of gasps filled the room.

Qin Shou was puzzled. A recommendee from the Earthly Immortal Realm Literature Garden? There was such a thing? A recommendation sounded really impressive. It seemed not everyone here was just a second-generation elite from the Heavenly Court...

Qin Shou had already thought Niu Dali looked impressive, but to think he was actually disguising as a lesser bull—that was truly formidable!

Then Taitai Le exclaimed with amazement, "A recommended student from the Literature Garden? If I remember correctly, the Literature Garden of the Earthly Immortal Realm only grants one recommendation each year, right? And there are hundreds of students in the Literature Garden. Aren’t you practically one in a hundred?"

Wenqu chuckled and explained, "It’s not just one in a hundred. The Earthly Immortal Realm Literature Garden recruits students from all five continents, with countless applicants each year. However, only 300 billion make it to the selection phase, and after several rounds of rigorous examinations, only 365 students get to enter the academy to study. And of those 365, only one qualifies to enter the Literature Garden of the Heavenly Realm to study."

Hearing this, everyone exclaimed in amazement.

Qin Shou also looked surprised. He had thought there were only a few students in the Literature Garden and had even wondered if the Heavenly Court was facing an aging population crisis with no students to attend classes. It turned out not to be a shortage of students but an intimidatingly high threshold!

billion were just the survivors of a massive culling... How many must have participated initially?

Thinking this, Qin Shou for the first time envied the students on Earth. If the students in the Literature Garden were as numerous as carp crossing a river, those on Earth were like taking a leisurely boat ride across the Pacific...

Then thinking about how easily he and Jiucai had entered the Literature Garden, Qin Shou couldn’t help but reflect on the many advantages of being born under the Emperor’s feet... No wonder a Beijing household registration was so valuable; it was worth its weight in gold.