Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 94 These things! _1

Chapter 94: Chapter 94 These things! _1

Taitai Le sneakily glanced at Wenqu, and sure enough, Wenqu’s face had turned pale... He snorted coldly and said, "Rabbit, what are you doing?!"

Qin Shou wasn’t scared at all. After stuffing the last piece of the ruler into his mouth, he called out righteously, "I’m following the teacher’s instructions! If you’re late, you eat the ruler! I’m not as slow as Jiucai; I don’t need the teacher to tell me. I’m punishing myself by eating the ruler, and I’ve already eaten six... Teacher, do I get a reward for taking initiative? Uh, Teacher, you don’t look so good. Are you sick? Remember to drink lots of hot water."

Hearing this, Wenqu’s face turned green. Eating the ruler... Was this what he meant by ’eating the ruler’? Was this damn rabbit truly clueless or pretending to be? Or was he deliberately feigning confusion?

Wenqu stared at Qin Shou, who stood righteously, his dumbly cute gaze meeting his.

The two locked eyes for a long while, and eventually...

Wenqu narrowed his eyes and said, "Well, it’s my fault for not expressing myself clearly and causing this misunderstanding. Since that is the case, this issue is my fault, not yours. Let’s drop the matter of being late for today."

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou grinned broadly.

Taitai Le exclaimed excitedly, "Not hitting anymore?"

Wenqu glanced at Taitai Le and said with a faint smile, "Either you go eat the ruler, or I eat it for you. Choose one."

Taitai Le decisively ran over, hugged a ruler, then hesitated and looked at the Rabbit, asking, "This... What does it taste like?"

Qin Shou smacked his lips and said, "The taste isn’t much, but the texture is pretty good, it has quite a bite to it."

"Oh, is that so... I’ll try then." After saying that, Taitai Le stuffed the ruler into her mouth and bit down!

Crack...

"I spit! It tastes terrible..." Taitai Le cried out.

Qin Shou shrugged and said, "If you don’t want to get beaten, eat it. I have eaten six already; there are three left. That’s all I can do for you."

Taitai Le looked at the fierce Wenqu, then at the ruler in her hand, closed her eyes, and started crunching away...

Qin Shou, watching on the side with a smile, mused to himself, "Sure enough, this world is full of freaks... There’s not a single normal one!"

Kui Er, "Eldest brother, that seems to taste really good, doesn’t it... ?"

Kui San, "Shall we also be late tomorrow?"

Kui Yi scolded angrily, "Shut up, you disgraceful idiots, less talk, more action. We won’t come at all tomorrow! We’ll eat a double portion!"

Kui Er, Kui San, "Eldest brother is wise!"

Others, "...These three fools!"

Wenqu clenched his fists, but eventually, he gave up, silently reciting in his heart, "As a teacher, it is my duty to impart knowledge and solve doubts, and to turn stone into gold is a true skill. The worse these stones are, the better my teaching will be, won’t it? Later, I’ll let Wenchang that fellow see who is truly the number one teacher in Heavenly Court!"

Thinking this, a hint of a smile flashed across Wenqu’s eyes, and he said lightly, "Alright, punishment over, everyone back to your places."

Taitai Le coughed twice, glanced at Qin Shou, and said, "Liar! It’s not tasty at all! Nor easy to chew!"

Qin Shou glanced at Taitai Le, hee-hee’d, and said, "Sorry, I forgot you’re a chicken spirit; chickens don’t have teeth, do they..."

Taitai Le stood there dumbstruck, looking at Qin Shou’s pearly white teeth, then back at herself, and it suddenly dawned on her—she had been tricked by the Rabbit again!

But with Wenqu present, she couldn’t make a scene, so she just fumed silently on the side, wishing she could peck the damn rabbit to death!

Wenqu waved his hand, and Qin Shou’s fur, charred black from his burning by Taitai Le, instantly became clean again, transforming back into a plump white rabbit.

Seeing this, Taitai Le felt even worse. She had been burning him all the way, and this damn rabbit screamed and wailed the entire time. After all that fuss, not a single hair on him had been burned off!

She was so frustrated. The fire breathed out by a mighty Phoenix, and it couldn’t do anything to a rabbit? What on earth was this creature?

It wasn’t just Taitai Le; Qin Shou was pondering the same question. He had no magic, no Yuan Qi, and could starve at any moment... But then again, with a body strangely strong and teeth almost freakishly good. What kind of species was this? Was it really a rabbit?

Wenqu gave Qin Shou a meaningful look and said indifferently, "Longhuai, explain the rules of the Literature Garden to everyone. From now on, whoever breaks them will get to eat..."

The moment he mentioned "eat," Wenqu saw the rabbit’s eyes light up!

That was one thing, but then the Three Brothers of the Kun Clan gleamed their eyes as well! Even drooling!

A surge of stubborn indignation welled up inside Wenqu’s heart, saying to himself, "Eat? Alright, you want to eat, huh... Humph!"

With that thought, Wenqu said, "Those who break the rules will eat the ruler!"

Qin Shou laughed, the Three Brothers of the Kun Clan laughed, and everyone else looked at each other hesitantly, a little scared... But Wenqu’s lips twitched slightly upward as he thought, "You think you can eat thorny bamboo? Just wait until I bring out the enhanced croton to try! Do you really think I can’t handle you?"

Longhuai stepped forward, holding out a bamboo scroll, and started to read rapidly:

"Literature Garden rule one: Respect teachers and their teaching, violators will be punished by copying books eight thousand times!"

"Literature Garden rule two: Strictly no fighting amongst classmates! Punishment is three hundred hits!"

"Literature Garden rule three: ..."

As soon as Qin Shou heard this, cold sweat broke out on his forehead. The words "copy books" instantly pulled him back to his miserable childhood. Back then, he had almost monopolized the whole class’s book-copying tasks. When he graduated, he still owed the teacher numerous unfinished copies...

Shaking his head to discard the unpleasant memories, he also breathed a sigh of relief: "It seems the rules of the Literature Garden aren’t that many, after all. A bamboo scroll can’t contain too many characters. And with Longhuai reading at a good pace... I should be free soon."

However, ten minutes later...

Qin Shou watched the still keenly reading Longhuai with his head tilted, stunned: "How can this bamboo scroll hold so much writing?"

Half an hour later, Qin Shou felt as though he had returned to his childhood, where the school leaders’ speeches meant endless agony from the audience...

An hour later, Longhuai was still reading.

Qin Shou yawned and looked around. Bighead was already drooping his eyes;

The little girl, however, listened with great interest;

The black-shelled turtle was wandering around in place, seemingly about to give up;

Bull Head stood upright, listening with utmost seriousness, the very model of a student!

Looking at Taitai Le, she was yawning constantly but still trying hard to keep her eyes open...

Then looking at the Three Brothers of the Kun Clan, the three of them were standing motionless, eyeballs enlarged as if they were listening carefully. But upon closer examination, Qin Shou noticed they were leaning on each other, their hands disgustingly wrapped around each other’s waists, and then... they were crazily pinching each other while rotating!

Seeing this scene, Qin Shou couldn’t help but mutter in his heart, "What talents!"

PS: It’s been a long time since I asked for recommendation tickets and subscriptions, begging for a wave here. The plan is to go premium on the first of next month, with three updates every day afterward. On the day of going premium, I aim to have a huge release... frantically stocking up on Chapters...

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