Rabbit Must Die
Chapter 93 What is this mess?_1

Chapter 93: Chapter 93 What is this mess?_1

However, what attracted Qin Shou’s attention the most was the little guy standing upright. This fellow was all green, bald, with a big mouth, and even carried a big black cauldron on his back! Upon closer inspection, Qin Shou was rendered speechless... That wasn’t a cauldron; it was a tortoise shell that resembled a black cauldron! No wonder Qin Shou thought it was a black cauldron, the shell even had two handles on the sides for easy lifting...

Qin Shou immediately burst into laughter. He had seen people born with jade or with sticks, and even those like himself who came equipped with their own carrots, but this was his first time seeing someone born with a big black cauldron on their back! Was god worried he would be too lonely in this life? Or afraid the kid would starve to death?

However, the Black Turtle seemed very aloof and didn’t pay any attention to Qin Shou, who also ignored him.

Just then, three people approached from another direction, stepping directly onto the stage. Qin Shou shifted his gaze to these three, and upon seeing them, he shivered and couldn’t help exclaiming, "Little fatty, aren’t these three over-aged?"

Longhuai looked up and saw that the three people Qin Shou pointed out were all a uniform 2.8 meters tall! All three were bald with fierce and intimidating looks on their faces, and they also looked quite similar; they must be triplets! The three together resembled a mobster gathering! Even more bizarre was their choice of weapons; one carried a bronze human leg, another a bronze human arm, while the last one didn’t carry a leg or arm, but instead had fastened a human head onto his waist, with the spinal cord coiling around the waist like a belt.

What was creepier was that the head’s eyeballs moved; when it saw Qin Shou and Longhuai looking at it, the thing even grinned at them, which looked exceedingly odd!

Longhuai shook his head and said, "They’re not over-aged; they are the Three Heroes of Kun Clan, only eight thousand years old this year. By Kun clan standards, that’s just weaning age. They’re your peers..."

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou rolled his eyes and thought bitterly, "Peers... My brother-in-law’s peers! Counting up our lineage to the Monkey’s generation, it’s only five thousand years at most!"

But then again, if he thought about it in terms of that damn rabbit’s lifespan, Qin Shou was their ancestor.

So when Qin Shou looked at the three bald guys again, his gaze changed; it started off as regarding ancestors, but now it was like looking at grandchildren...

"Big brother, that rabbit looks quite tasty," Kui Er said to Kui Yi.

Kui Yi replied, "Don’t talk. When we left, father said to speak less and do more, talking too much makes you look foolish..."

Kui San nodded and added, "Right, don’t be so loud. Let’s whisper quietly. We don’t want to scare that rabbit away. Tonight we’ll find a chance to stew him!"

Kui Yi agreed, "Right!"

The three guys appeared to be whispering, but as soon as they opened their gong-like throats, their voices thundered for miles!

Qin Shou instinctively covered his two big ears but to his dismay discovered that he could hear them loud and clear! He cursed in his heart, "Where do these three fools come from? Who discusses people secretly like that? Is this supposed to be whispering? This is like shouting through a megaphone, okay? Do they really think I’m deaf?"

Longhuai shook his head and said, "Rabbit, don’t mind them, the Kun clan has always been a producer of fools since ancient times, especially the juveniles; they basically have no brains at all."

Taitai Le also said, "I’ve heard my parents say the same; the Kun clan is indeed like that. Only after reaching adulthood and succeeding in cultivation do their brains start to work. If they transform into a Roc, they become shrewd like ghosts..."

Longhuai nodded.

It was then that Qin Shou realized, these three truly were fools!

Nobody noticed that Wenqu, sweating on his forehead and trembling in his lips as he listened to the discussions of his future Disciples, thought: What kind of creatures have I accepted this year?!

Stabilizing his mind, Wenqu turned around slowly and said indifferently, "Qin Shou, Taitai Le, the two of you come here!"

Upon hearing these words, Qin Shou decisively stepped back while Taitai Le, in his silly daze, stood still and even replied, "Sir, what’s the matter?"

Longhuai declared loudly, "According to the Literature Garden’s rules, being late warrants a spanking."

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou’s eyes instantly lit up. As his gaze darted around, sure enough, he spotted a desk on the side with seven rulers laid upon it!

Jiucai, upon hearing this, became frantic and cried out, "You’re going to beat me too? No, no! You can’t hit me, I am a princess of the Phoenix Clan!"

Wenqu shook his head and said, "Once you enter the Literature Garden, you must follow its rules. Even Heavenly Gods and Buddhas would get a spanking if they made mistakes here! Nobody is exempt, otherwise, everyone would act recklessly based on their status, wouldn’t that be chaotic? Longhuai, bring the ruler!"

Hearing this, Qin Shou silently shook his head. He could swear Wenqu was just bluffing. If Heavenly Gods and Buddhas were here, him getting a spanking would be more like it! But at this very moment, Wenqu’s word was law, and he could boast all he wanted. Qin Shou chose to stay silent and watch...

"Yes, sir!" Longhuai bowed respectfully, accepting the command with all the seriousness and sense of discipline in each motion.

For the first time, everyone present felt the difference between the Literature Garden and their homes.

The boy with the big head shrank his neck in fear, the little girl became even more nervous, Black Turtle kept quiet, Bull Head looked down at his toes, and the Three Brothers of Kun Clan... huddled together, trembling... What’s key is that the trio even pulled out their weapons, ready to fight back if they were hit!

Indeed, the three burliest ones were nearly crying...

The crowd, looking at these three, were at a loss for words, muttering, "All that size for nothing!"

Taitai Le also looked panicked, not because she feared the pain, but because she found it embarrassing! She had never been spanked in her life, let alone in front of so many people.

Thinking of the reason for her being late, Taitai Le cursed in her heart, "Damn rabbit, I hate you!"

Achoo!

A sudden sneeze disrupted the tense atmosphere.

"Who’s cursing me... crunch, crunch..." Along with the sound of something being bitten, a voice emerged.

Everyone was taken aback, instinctively looking over, only to see a rabbit appear at the altar, holding a ruler and chomping down on it... Judging by the crunchy sounds, it was as if it was nibbling on crisp bones.

The students were collectively dumbfounded. Is this even a thing in this world?

Kui Er said, "That ruler looks really tasty."

Kui San said, "Shall we give it a try?"

Kui Yi: "Shut up, less talk more action! We’ll eat it tonight!"

Kui Er, Kui San: "Big brother is brilliant!"

Everyone: "..."

"This rabbit must have never been beaten... it dares to challenge the teacher’s authority." Longhuai murmured.